Chapter 1 1. Summon Mickey Mouse at the start(3/3)
"Tudou has tools, wonderful tools. If you need them, Tudou will come and report. It will serve me and you. We only need to say: 'Oh, Tudou.' We only need to say: 'Oh, Tudou!'"
At the end of this necessary plot song, Mickey said: "Okay, today's adventure can begin!"
After the words fell, it snapped its fingers. Lin Li felt his eyes go dark. When he opened his eyes again, he saw those gray beasts staring eagerly in front of him again.
The house that just appeared suddenly disappeared suddenly, and the surrounding environment did not change at all, as if it had never existed.
Thinking about the props he owned, Lin Li was very confused: Should he change into new clothes and die with dignity?
"Oh! It seems that we are in big trouble just after leaving Miaomiao House. We obviously can't defeat these guys in front of us. My combat power is only 1, and Lin Li's combat power is only 5. What should we do?"
Mickey made a panicked gesture and asked Lin Li.
"Waiting to die." Lin Li looked at it sideways, very calmly.
"Oh, it seems we need the help of Miaomiao Tools! Now shout with me, 'Oh, Potato'!"
"Oh, potatoes!"
A flying object with a Mickey Mouse logo emerged from under the gray beast's feet, startling them, and they quickly stared at the uninvited guest warily.
It was always like this. Lin Li remembered that in "Mickey's Wonderful House", this little thing could come out of any unexpected place when summoned.
You never know where it's hidden.
There are four grids displayed on it, with the four props just mentioned.
"Can we use [a key] to deal with these bad guys?" Mickey asked Lin Li in a coaxing tone.
"Okay, stab them to death." Lin Li nodded.
"No, no! Is [Mickey Mouse Little Pill] okay?"
"Okay, poison them. After all, the drug you developed is considered rat poison and is absolutely poisonous."
"No, no! Is [a set of clothes] OK?"
"Okay, I'll just knock them down with a shovel, then cover their heads with clothes and suffocate them to death."
"No, no!" Mickey seemed a little angry at Lin Li's lack of cooperation. He put his hands on his hips and looked up at him aggressively, "What we need is a [mysterious and wonderful tool]!
What you have to do now is! Shout with me! [Mysterious and Wonderful Tool]!”
"I'll just reluctantly cooperate with you," Lin Li sighed. Mickey didn't have any bad intentions. There was no need to torture him. He was already dead. It was good to recall his childhood. No one saw it anyway. Besides,
, no one in this world knows this cartoon.
Thinking of this, Lin Li stretched out his hands and gathered them in the shape of a trumpet: "[Mysterious Tool]!"
The question mark dissipated and an oval-shaped object appeared on Tudou's display.
"Oh, great, it's [a mini nuclear bomb (host damage-free version)]!" Mickey jumped up and punched the air, saying excitedly.
"..."
"?"
"Fuck? What is that?" Lin Li rubbed his eyes, his eyes almost split open, and he looked at the floating display screen in front of him.
"It's [a mini nuclear bomb (the host's injury-free version)]." Mickey Mouse, a gentleman, repeated thoughtfully, and then asked Lin Li: "We can use [a mini nuclear bomb (the host's injury-free version)] to deal with these
Bad guy?"
"..." Lin Li was silent a lot today.
"I think it really works this time." He looked at the gray beast in front of him that had not attacked with pity, and nodded slowly.
"Great! We finally reached an agreement, it's not easy!" Mickey Mouse stretched out his big white palm and raised it above his head.
Lin Li gave it a high-five knowingly.
"Then, the next step is up to you." After saying this, Mickey Mouse jumped up, held Potato in his arms, and ran away into the distance with standard running movements.
It was obvious that his steps were not large and his cadence was not fast, but he disappeared from his sight in a few seconds, as if the distance in space was folded under his feet.
[You have obtained [a mini nuclear bomb (host damage-free version)]]
[A mini nuclear bomb (host injury-free version): As its name suggests, it is a mini nuclear bomb, but please don’t look down upon it. The damage is staggering. Of course, its biggest feature is that it will not harm a hair on the host!
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In my mind, the system beep sounded.
【use or not?】
"Use." Looking at the gray beast in front of him, it was Lin Li's turn to laugh horribly.
A dazzling white light flashed, and when the gray beasts put down their arms, they saw a cylindrical object about half a meter in diameter and two meters in length appearing at Lin Li's feet.
There is a pattern drawn on it, a skull, and a big X.
Lin Li held a button in his hand. When he raised his head, the smile on his face became even brighter.
Realizing that something was wrong, the gray beasts looked at each other and ran away.
"Didi." Lin Li smiled and pressed the button.
"boom--"
The ears temporarily failed, and then the tinnitus became severe.
The red air current carries the sand and gravel and rushes around, and the smoke is everywhere. If you look at it from a distance, you will notice that a small mushroom cloud has emerged here.
"Ahem."
When the smoke gradually began to dissipate, a figure appeared in the huge pit in the center, using his hands to disperse the fog in front of him.
When the nuclear bomb was activated, a white protective shield appeared on his skin. Lin Li felt nothing from the beginning to the end, and even wanted to use another bomb.
The experience of watching a bomb explode from the center of the bomb is not something you can have at any time.
"The pit is really deep." Seeing that there was still quite a distance between himself and the ground, he carefully checked around and found that there was no trace of the gray beast at all, not even a skeleton. Lin Li began to climb the surrounding earth walls.
"Lin Li, are you okay?" Mickey's head appeared on the upper edge.
"Very good, Mr. Mickey." Lin Li regained his respect and said seriously.
"No, that's not right." After just looking at Lin Li, Mickey covered his eyes and retracted his head instantly, "You are not good at all."
"It seems we have encountered a second problem! Our partner Lin Li's clothes were destroyed by the nuclear bomb! He plans to walk on the road naked, which is absolutely not allowed."
"..."
Lin Li was silent at first, then lowered his head.
"..."
It's a small thing dangling around. No, Lin Li thinks this point needs to be emphasized, it's a big thing.
Let’s just say it’s a bit cold and lacks a lot of wrapping feel.
I thought my underwear had become loose again, but it turned out that they were gone at all!
"No! Can't it be more reasonable for the host to avoid injuries?" Lin Li stopped climbing, hugged himself tightly, and cursed in the air in the pit, "We have to play word games. Only the host can avoid injuries, even the clothes.
You won’t let it go, right?”
"It seems that we will soon encounter a second problem. What should we do?" Although Mickey Mouse cannot be seen, his voice can be heard.
"Damn, Tudou! Call Tudou quickly, oh, Tudou! Give me the clothes!" Lin Li thought of the savior and said quickly.
"That's right! Oh, potatoes!"
This time, potatoes flew from the sky.
"Can we put [a key] on you?" Mickey Mouse asked kindly.
"..."
"Of course not! Hurry up and give me your clothes!" Lin Li, who originally covered his crotch with both hands, took out one hand and covered his back. He remembered the bad videos he had watched before traveling through time.
"That's right, it doesn't work. Can [Mickey Mouse pills] be used?"
"Mickey Mouse, do you have to do it in order..." Lin Li could no longer complain.
"Yes, it still doesn't work. Can [a set of clothes] be used?"
"Brother Mickey, give it to me quickly. When others come later, I will commit suicide immediately!"
[You have obtained [a set of clothes]]
[A set of clothes: a piece of men's clothing of very good quality, impervious to water and fire, and must be very comfortable to wear.]
【use or not?】
"Use! Please be quick!"
There was a flash of white light, and a pile of clothes appeared in his hand. Five minutes later, Lin Li became decent again.
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The investment was made and the contract was signed on Friday.
Chapter completed!