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Chapter 265 Today is a good day

"Well, stone man, what's the use of offering incense?"

"Those who offer incense will pray to the emperor with a pious heart, and the Emperor Yanwang will listen to the people's wishes and point them in the right direction."

"But, are we not followers of the Rock King?"

"A sincere heart will be treated kindly, even if you are not from Liyue." Shi Lan took out the sacred incense from the incense tube and handed it to the two of them, "Come on, traveler, make your wish."

Looking at the simple and heavy incense in his hand, Kong nodded, lit the incense in the stove nearby, and closed his eyes.

"I hope... I can find my sister... Ying..."

Paimon also followed suit, praying silently in his heart: "I hope the traveler's wish can be realized soon, and... I hope I can have endless delicious food, and many, many molas. I want to

Just buy whatever you want... In the end, I hope I can always be good friends with the traveler... Stone Man... Okay, let's just be friends with him..."

Paimon and Sora put the incense in the incense burner together and looked at each other.

"Come on, Paimon!"

"You too, Traveler!"

Shi Lan lit the incense and looked at the incense burner in front of him, and those voices seemed to come to his ears again:

"I'm afraid a disaster will befall Liyue! Do you really want to go back?"

"The wind and waves in Liyue will be a bit strong. If you have time, take your friends out for a walk..."

"call……"

Shi Lan let out a long breath.

"If Liyue is really in trouble... I, Shi Lan, will stick to Liyue and not give in an inch. I will do my best to protect Liyue's peace. Even if I am transformed into a reef, I will protect Liyue from the wind and waves..."

Taking a step forward, Shi Lan's eyes were firmer than ever before, and he respectfully put the incense in his hand.

"Shi Lan..." Paimon looked at Shi Lan with some worry, even the stone man stopped shouting, "Your expression just now was so... strange..."

"Yes." Sora nodded.

That expression, as if he had made up his mind to die, made them very uncomfortable.

"Oh? Yes?" Shi Lan smiled slightly, "You have to be so respectful and serious when offering incense. If you offer incense with a joke in mind, God will treat your wish as a joke."

"Oh? Shi Lan!"

Someone suddenly tapped me on the shoulder.

Shi Lan, who was in a state of emotion, was startled. When he saw the person clearly, he hit her on the head angrily.

"Wutao! You will scare people to death!"

Hu Tang squatted in defense with his head in his hands, his long twin ponytails hanging on the ground.

Even though Shi Lan didn't use much strength, she still pretended to be in pain, with large tears hanging from the corners of her eyes, and her small mouth pursed, "It hurts..."

"Based on the speed of the attack and the sound coming from above, from a general rational point of view, Hall Master, you should be fine at all." Mr. Zhongli smiled to expose Hu Tao's embarrassing acting skills, and at the same time cast a look of relief at Shi Lan.

Shi Lan was trembling and had goosebumps all over his body, "Why does this guy Zhongli look at me like my father?"

"Ha! Zhongli, you are so boring!" Hutao stood up, adjusted his Qiankun Taigua hat, angrily put his hands on his hips, and poked Zhongli's chest with his delicate fingers: "You will be punished if you embarrass your boss.

Monthly payment will be deducted.”

Zhong Li was shocked when he heard this, and quickly clasped his fists and handed over his hands: "Pardon me, Master, but I saw it wrong. Shi Lan's attack just now was really serious. How about we go to Bu Bu Lu for medical treatment first, and the bill will be sent to Shi's House, No. 2, Chihuyan Street

?”

Shi Lan was stunned.

How come you remember my home address better than me?!

By the way, Zhongli, why are you, a guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes, so shameless?

Pamon and Sora suppressed laughter.

Hutao was very satisfied with Zhongli's change of expression, and said in harmony: "Forget it, this hall master is happy today, so let him be spared."

As she said that, she squinted her eyes and saw Sora and Paimon next to her, "Ahem, these two are..."

"Hello, my name is Kong, and I am Shi Lan's friend."

"I am Paimon! I am a traveler's best friend!"

"Oh! A traveler with a Bai Feifei!" Hutao was surprised, "Are you the traveler who completed fourteen missions in one day?!"

Paimon's head was full of questions: "One... one?"

"It's a pleasure to meet you. Let me introduce myself. My name is Hu Tao, and I am the 77th generation master of the Rebirth Hall. This is my business card." With that said, Hu Tao handed over her business card.

Such a big business card?

Kong was shocked, "A business card bigger than Paimon's head!"

Pamon stamped his feet: "Don't treat me like a strange metaphorical unit!"

"The Hall of Rebirth invites the Immortal Sun for a big promotion. Place your order today and receive amazing rewards. You are 100% sure to win again!"

"Uh..." Sora and Pai Meng looked at each other.

Paimeng whispered: "Why do Liyue people's business cards look like posters and advertisements..."

"Be confident, this is an advertisement." Kong didn't have the nerve to say it directly, but said awkwardly: "Hall Master Hu, is this tablet... written wrong? It should be cup of cup, right?"

Hu Tao was confused: "That's right, how could it be wrong? Another tombstone, I spent a lot of money to boost my performance..."

Kong's hands trembled violently.

tombstone?

Are you selling your love for graveyards?

Shi Lan helplessly held his forehead, feeling embarrassed for Hu Tao.

He took the business card out of his empty hand and threw it into the stove for lighting incense.

"Ah! My business card!" Hutao pitifully watched her carefully crafted business card turn into a ball of ashes, feeling very distressed.

"Is there any more?" Shi Lan asked.

"No more!" Hutao waved her hands quickly, "There really aren't any left."

Shi Lan frowned and glanced at Hu Tao, only to see that her originally flat chest was now somewhat bulging.

This isn't right!

Why did this girl get so big on the third day of separation?

"It's right here, take it out quickly!"

Hutao stamped his feet: "Damn it... Huh! It's so boring."

Shi Lan saw through it at a glance, so she had no choice but to take out a pile of advertisements that had been warmed by herself from her arms, and handed them to Shi Lan with the envious eyes of passers-by.

"It's confiscated. I'll return it to you when you leave Yujingtai, so you don't scare away your foreign friends."

Kicking her leather shoes against the ground, Hutao sighed in frustration: "Can't you just let me post an advertisement in peace... There have been no deaths recently, so the performance can't be improved... Moreover, Mr. Zhongli's expenses are so huge that even the hall can hardly reveal them.

The coffin is open..."

"Have you finally admitted that this is an advertisement?" Shi Lan said with a straight face: "You put this aside on the day of the Immortal Ceremony! I will knock your head on behalf of Emperor Yan today!"

"Please wait a moment!" Hutao quickly protected his head, looked at the stove, and suddenly thought: "I have a good idea."

"What?"

"Please return the advertisement to me first."

When Shi Lan wasn't paying attention, Hu Tao snatched the advertisement away and came to the stove.

"Hall Master Hu, what are you doing?" Qian Yanjun, who was guarding the stove, was confused.

"Hey, Mr. Zhongli." Hu Tao's eyes were filled with plum blossoms, "Tell me, if I burn these advertisements to the emperor, and the emperor sees these, will he bless our business at the Rebirth Hall to prosper..."

Shi Lan's face turned green when he heard this, and he quickly covered Hu Tao's mouth: "My aunt, you are really good at talking! God's business is booming! Do you want Emperor Yan to kill people for you?"

Zhongli seemed to be stunned by Hu Tao's clever idea, and stood there with his mouth open and speechless.

Hu Tao did what she said, and she threw the whole pile of advertisements into the stove with a crash, and Shi Lan couldn't stop her.

Then a bunch of advertisements are thrown down, and the stove that was burning brightly just now can no longer see the fire...

"Ahhhh the fire is out! Please get them out!"

Qian Yanjun, who was guarding the stove, was immediately in a hurry and quickly threw these advertisements out.

"Don't move, don't move!" Walnut picked up a branch and came over. "I have the most experience with this. Sometimes the sparks won't burn out. Just use a stick to poke them through."

So, a lot of people watched Hutao turning the stove.

The fire did not light up, but the smoke grew more and more. After a while, there was a burst of thick smoke billowing from Yujingtai Square.

A kind person who didn't know the reason came and kicked him without saying anything: "It's hard to draw rain lines!"

Three rain curtain swords poured water on the stove and kicked it away.

Xingqiu nodded happily: "It's safe now... Hey, Hutao? What did you just stab here? Why are you burning paper here?"

"This is burned for you in advance! Xingqiu! I'm going to use you for performance today!!"

"Huh? You mean the magic horse?!"

"..."

"Alas..." Zhongli, who was not paying attention, looked at the stove that had just been lifted up and sighed helplessly.

All right.

The advertisement was also burned, and now the fire is out, and the stove is flying...

The atmosphere has been heightened to this point, and now I can't help but die...

"Today is indeed a good day..."
Chapter completed!
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