A little bit of romance pulls the strings

But it was said that "Jade Qilin" Lu Junyi was knocked unconscious by Fang Baihua's punch, and was tied up tightly with a rope by several southern soldiers. Together with "Little Wen Hou" Lu Fang, they were locked in a woodshed and hung upside down from a beam.

Fang Baihua went back to the house and had a war meal. At night, when she was about to go to bed, she suddenly felt sticky and uncomfortable. However, it was because of the fierce battle today and she sweated too much.

Then he taught the female soldiers under his command to find a big wooden bucket and wash it clean, boil a few buckets of water and pour it into it. After washing herself, she wiped her whole body. When she rubbed it on her chest, she suddenly felt pain. When she lowered her head and looked, she saw that

On the white skin, there were several blue marks, and he was surprised in his mind: What a "Jade Qilin", but when he grabbed it casually, there was blood even through the armor. The strength of his hand was really impressive...

Then he became embarrassed and annoyed again: In the thirty years of my life, I have never been so offended by anyone. I hate that this guy is so rude. How can I be willing to not avenge this revenge?

Thinking of this, I suddenly lost my sleepiness. I put on some clean clothes, took the riding whip from the wall and went out. I walked straight to the woodshed where Lu was imprisoned and asked the guard to unlock the door. Just as he was about to push the door in, he heard

There were some voices coming from inside. I immediately opened the door slightly and looked around. Inside, there were two people, Lu and Lu, hanging side by side with their heads down, chatting.

Just listen to Lu Fang say: "This witch is unexpectedly good at martial arts. I have been quite diligent in recent years, but I am no match for her. For a woman who is so brave, it's no wonder she can't get married."

Lu Junyi said, "Brother, you don't know anything about this. Saints of the Ming religion continue the old customs of Manichaeism. Anyone who holds this position is not allowed to marry from now on."

Lu Fang smiled and said: "You know she can't get married, so she became the saint of Lao Shizi? Brother, let's talk about it. This girl's appearance is certainly good, but with such strength, martial arts, and temperament, how can she be willing to do so?"

Do you take good care of your husband and raise your children?"

Fang Baihua was furious after hearing this and was about to go in to have a fit when she suddenly heard Lu Junyi say: "Brother, didn't you rush to join the battle just because you saw her beauty? How could you say these words now?"

Fang Baihua was stunned when she heard this: Could this fat man's tone mean he was complaining about me?

Stop right now and listen to what he can say - one, two, three or four.

Lu Fang chuckled and said: "At first I just saw her outstanding character and was excited by Han Wuyi. I thought it would be good to make her a wife. But then I thought about it carefully. As the saying goes, marry a virtuous wife. Is it for us brothers to marry a wife?

Going to war? Why don't we expect her to stay at home and take care of her husband and children? It seems that such a woman is more powerful than a man. Brother, to be honest, would you be willing to marry her if it were your place?"

Fang Baihua felt embarrassed and thought to herself: These two madmen really deserve to die. Now that their lives are in my hands, they still dare to talk nonsense and make fun of me. I will go in later and cut off the donkeys' heads one by one.

This hate.

With this thought in his mind, his feet did not move an inch, but he subconsciously wanted to hear Lu Junyi's answer.

Then Lu Junyi let out a long sigh and said calmly: "Brother Lu Fang, you have seen the wife Jia in front of me. In terms of appearance, I'm afraid I won't lose to anyone. However, it's just because I love to make friends with good men and practice diligently."

Wu Yi, who had not been with her for a long time, started to commit adultery with the housekeeper. Hehe, it was okay to use his master as his slave, but he still wanted to kill me and take away my family property... Alas, if Brother Wu hadn't pointed it out, I would have been in vain, Lu Junyi.

He boasts of being a good man, but he is afraid that he will die at the hands of an adulterer and adulterer! Lu is not a lustful person, but after this incident, he has become more and more indifferent to women..."

Fang Baihua heard his lonely tone outside the door, and couldn't help but frown slightly, thinking that this fat white man had a great reputation in the world, and his abilities were first-rate. Unexpectedly, he had such a sad past, and he was indeed a pitiful person.

Son.

Lu Junyi sighed, and then said: "As for this girl Fang Baihua, in my opinion, good or bad looks are secondary. If you don't like that she is better than men, I think her pride is the most rare thing. If

I want her to be my wife, but we don’t get along with each other like brothers? We usually engage in literary and martial arts, compete with swords and guns when we are tired, drink together when we are tired, and sleep together when we are drunk. Wouldn’t it be happy and carefree? In the future, we will give birth to a boy and a half girl, inheriting the inheritance of my two

He is skilled in martial arts and is also a hero in the world, isn't it beautiful?"

Fang Baihua listened and felt her heart pounding——

Although she has never been married, after all, she has lived so long and has seen a lot. She also has her own experience in how women act coquettishly and compete for favor. Otherwise, how would she teach Fang Jinzhi? However, leaving aside her status as a saint, she really wants to

She married a man herself and acted coquettishly to win favor, but she was unwilling to do so. At this moment, listening to Lu Junyi's words, she couldn't help but think about the scene he described. It seemed... really good.

Then I heard Lu Fang say: "Brother, although you think well, don't you know that this woman is used to being arrogant at first glance. If she gets married, she will definitely be the one to make the decision. When the wife is strong and the husband is weak, life will be terrible."

It’s not very interesting, is it?”

Lu Junyi chuckled and said: "Brother Wei is a person who doesn't like to worry about anything. If she likes to take care of things, isn't the furniture accumulated by my family from five generations of wealth enough for her to handle? She can take care of everything she wants to do, both internal and external.

I cultivate my own martial arts skills for my brother and teach my children..."

Before he finished speaking, there was a bang and the door was kicked open. Fang Baihua walked in and sneered: "You fat man is just dreaming. With your ability, what kind of good children can you teach? Teach your children to frame others behind their backs."

Is the family innocent?"

Lu Junyi and Lu Fang shouted in unison: "Ah, why are you here?"

Fang Baihua raised her chin and said angrily: "I'm afraid I'll be late, and my grandchildren will be born!" Although the words were rude, two red clouds quickly floated over her face. Fortunately, it was late in the evening, and her grandchildren were already born!

Can't see clearly either.

Lu Junyi's pale face could not help but dye into red quickly. He was trying to figure out a woman's merits behind his back, but was exposed in front of others. If Lao Cao could only laugh about this, it would be extremely embarrassing for him.

He murmured: "I, the two of us were joking and joking, but we didn't mean to humiliate the girl..."

Before he finished speaking, Fang Baihua struck Lu Junyi with a whip, making him groan in pain.

Lu Fang was furious and shouted: "You bitch, don't try to humiliate my brother. If you have any powerful tricks, use them at your uncle Lu Fang!"

Fang Baihua laughed, pointed at her nose and said, "If I don't give you some color, you won't know how powerful it is. Just wait until I peel off the skin of this jade unicorn and make a quilt cover for you!"

After saying that, he stretched out his hand and untied Lu Junyi from the beam. Lu Fang was so angry that he separated and shook his body like a big fish out of water. Obscene words rolled out of his mouth. Fang Baihua only sneered, dragged Lu Junyi up and pushed out of the woodshed.

, and locked the door again, leaving only Lu Fang inside, cursing endlessly.

Fang Baihua dragged Lu Junyi and went straight back to her house. She shouted away the female soldier who was waiting on her, closed the door, and stared at Lu Junyi without blinking. Lao Lu felt panicked when she saw her, and forced out a smile.

Meaning: "Brother Lu Fang and I were just joking. Please forgive me for any offense."

Fang Baihua ignored him and continued to stare at him.

Lu Junyi couldn't help but took two steps back and apologized: "Girl, why don't you tie me up in the woodshed? It's dark now, and a man and a woman are alone in the same room. It's okay for Lu, but he's afraid of damaging the girl."

Qing Yu..."

Fang Baihua couldn't help but sneered: "Oh, you are kind-hearted. Your own life is not guaranteed, so you still want to take care of my reputation?"

Lu Junyi said: "Don't you hear that if the earthen pot is not broken away from the wellhead, the general will inevitably die in battle?" When someone named Lu sends troops to release horses, his skills are not as good as others, so why die? If I can't even look past this, why should I come out?

fight?"

Fang Baihua was slightly startled when she heard what he said calmly. She couldn't help but nod her head and said: "Unexpectedly, you are as fat as a rich man, and you have a clear view on life and death. It's just that your speaking skills are not as good as others. It would be a shame. If

In terms of marksmanship, I am not as good as you, and I relied on conspiracy to defeat you. Don't you feel resentful?"

Lu Junyi smiled calmly and said: "I have learned my marksmanship through hard work day by day. Your assassination methods are usually practiced by yourself. Is it possible that only marksmanship is a skill and concealed weapons are not? If you lose, you lose. There is no reason to explain.

"

Fang Baihua couldn't help showing a hint of admiration: "Well, being able to say these words shows that you are a good man! It's just that a good man is upright. You pretended to be Liangshan and came to help us fight officers and soldiers, and at the same time you pretended to be officers and soldiers and beat me many times.

Territory, what’s the point?”

Lu Junyi, who was originally elegant and graceful, was immediately thrown into confusion when she asked this question, his face turned red and he said: "Ah, what officers and soldiers, Liangshan, Lu, Lu, I don't know what you are talking about..."

Fang Baihua was amused when she saw him losing his composure. She chuckled, took a few steps forward, looked directly into Lu Junyi's eyes and asked, "Wu Mengde, Wu Zhi, isn't he the eldest brother you've been waiting for? Haha, Qingzhou Jiedu Envoy,

Leaders of Liangshan, do you really think that we, the dignified Ming Cult, are all fools?"

She approached while talking, and when she said the last few words, the fragrance from her mouth sprayed directly on Lu Junyi's face. How could Lu Junyi withstand such a battle? Fortunately, he was tied up, otherwise he would have no place to put his hands and feet. He quickly turned his head and closed his eyes.

His eyes closed and he just said: "I don't know what you are talking about."

Fang Baihua blinked. She didn't expect this person to be so shy. She became more and more energetic and said with a smile: "Ah, didn't you say before that you are a man and not comparable to a woman like me? Why are you so afraid of me now?"

Lu Junyi watched her press forward step by step, retreating again and again until he retreated to the wall, leaning against the wall, closing his eyes and shouting: "Of course I'm not afraid of you. If you don't believe it, take off the rope and give me a gun.

Let’s fight again.”

"I won't!" Fang Baihua chuckled and said, "You have clearly lost, so what's the point of fighting again? If you are not afraid of me, just open your eyes!"

"Open your eyes, open your eyes!" Lu Junyi glared angrily, but saw Fang Baihua's peach-like face half a foot away, his eyes flowing and his breathing fragrant. He suddenly panicked in his heart, closed his eyes again and shouted

: "I can open my eyes whenever I want, and I can close my eyes whenever I want. Who can do anything to me, master?"

Fang Baihua smiled coquettishly and said disdainfully: "It's no wonder that you are so famous as 'Jade Qilin', you are only so brave - no wonder your mother-in-law stole the housekeeper."

This sentence touched Lao Lu Nilin. His eyes suddenly opened and he said angrily: "Fart! Do you think I have no courage?"

He was previously restrained by Fang Baihua, but now his anger was really like the roar of a unicorn. Although Fang Baihua was used to seeing heroes, his heart couldn't help but tremble, and then he became angry and shouted: "Prisoner below, do you want to overthrow the world?

"

After saying that, he raised his hand and slapped Lao Lu on the face.

Lu Junyi was furious and shouted: "A scholar can be killed but not humiliated. A shrew humiliates me like this, so I will fight for my life with you!"

After saying that, Fang Baihua bumped forward. Fang Baihua was so proud that she was too close. He hit her with all his strength. How could she avoid it? With a cry, they both fell to the ground. Lao Lu's chubby body pressed down on her like a mountain.

Hard to move.

Fang Baihua was shocked and struggled hard to push him away, but Lao Lu knew that life and death depended on this, so how could he let her push him away? Although he was like a bound caterpillar, his martial arts skills were amazing, and his feet were tight

He hooked the opponent's feet tightly, exerted force on his left and right shoulders at the same time, and pressed firmly against the acupuncture points on Baihua's shoulders. Fang Baihua received this blow, and his arms were immediately unable to move, and it was difficult for his hands and feet to move independently.

In shock and anger, the woman suddenly opened her mouth and bit Lu Junyi's face hard, thinking that if Lu Junyi was in pain and his shoulders relaxed slightly, she could pull out her arms and regain the upper hand.

Lao Lu also knew the truth. Although he screamed in pain, his shoulders were heavy and he refused to relax. At the same time, he twisted his head and broke away from her mouth. He felt that half of his face was numb with pain and said angrily.

"Shrew, don't you know how to bite Lu?" He opened his mouth and bit Fang Baihua's nose.

Fang Baihua saw the menace of him and screamed in fright. She thought to herself that if he bit off her nose, wouldn't she become a monster? She would rather die than lose her nose. She quickly raised her head to avoid it. However, although her nose was out of the way, her mouth was still open.

The empty door is exposed.

Fang Baihua was anxious, thinking that something was wrong, she couldn't throw away her nose just because she was looking at it, but if she bit her lip off, would it be unusual or a monster?
To be continued...