Chapter 163 Gao Ya Nei Completely Crazy
Chapter 163 Gao Yanei is completely crazy
Gao Yanei was a drunkard with a small body. Although he had a large dose of Five Stone Powder, his background was so poor that Li Shishi's two mouths actually knocked him to the ground.
Mother Li was dumbfounded, and then she called out to Chong Tianqu: "Oh my God, Master, you, how could you hit someone?"
Li Shishi's face was red, his whole body was hot, his mind was vague and vague, like a dream, he felt that there was nothing unspeakable in his heart, and there was nothing undesirable in the world. He felt that after living so long, he faced his true heart for the first time, without restraint.
So uncomfortable!
Hearing the question, Li's mother looked at her sideways and said sarcastically: "What? Are you afraid that if I hurt someone, you will have to pay for it? Over the years, I have made money for you, so what are you doing with me?"
He lowered his head and saw Gao Yanei about to get up. He pulled up his skirt with both hands and kicked Gao Yanei in the soft ribs. The kick made Gao Yanei roll over, but he clapped his hands and laughed happily.
Cao Cao watched with cold eyes and thought to himself: It was a mistake. If the emperor hadn't arrived by chance, Gao Yanei himself might not have the ability to "make a big fuss".
Li Shishi laughed for a while, but felt that her clothes were extremely restrictive, making her breathless. She stretched out her hand to grab the collar and pulled it hard, revealing a large piece of snow-white skin with carmine red skin on her chest. Only then did she feel comfortable.
He suddenly felt like someone was looking at him. He turned his head, saw Cao Cao, and stretched out his hand -
"You, a man, are good at writing lyrics. But if a man is very good at writing words, it is not really a skill! Hmm, if it were the Liao Kingdom and Xixia soldiers came to kill them, and if there were no warriors on the frontier who dared to fight, you guys
Can someone who only knows how to recite poems and write lyrics be able to defeat the enemy?"
Mother Li felt like the world was shattering. Who would have thought that Li Shishi, a great courtesan of the generation, actually felt in her heart that those rude Qiu Ba had "real skills" than everyone in these poems. If these words were spread, all the scholars in the world would be offended.
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He quickly begged Cao Cao: "Master Song, my teacher is afraid that he is seriously ill. This nonsense must not be spread."
Cao Cao patted her hand gently: "Don't worry, Miss Shishi's words won my heart."
Before he finished speaking, a handsome middle-aged man suddenly came out of the back hall, about thirty-five or six years old, wearing white clothes, with a gentle smile on his face: "Master, why don't you..." He glanced at
Seeing the situation in the room, his face immediately turned cold, he snorted loudly, turned around and started to leave.
Cao Cao said calmly: "Guan family, now that we are here, how can we leave?"
The official stopped and his face became even colder. The two strong men behind him shouted loudly: "Where are you crazy? Since you know that the Holy Emperor is coming, why don't you pay homage to him?"
Cao Cao smiled slightly and was about to speak when suddenly Gao Yanei stood up and shouted: "Why do you want to pay homage? This must not be the Jinluan Palace! When everyone comes to the courtyard, they all come to take a look at his cousin. Who is nobler than others?"
When the official heard this, he narrowed his eyes slightly, looked him up and down, nodded and said, "What's your name?"
Gao Yanei slapped the ribs on the chest and spit out his saliva three feet away: "A man can change his name or surname regardless of whether he works or sits down. He is the master who lives in Bianjing and spends his time in high places! How are you doing with me?"
When the official heard this, he was not angry but smiled: "Haha, it turns out that you are the famous Gao Yanei. Judging from your appearance, you have drunk a lot. Go, I will take care of it with your father."
Gao Yanei raised his head and laughed three times, staring at the official with a pair of red eyes: "Thanks to you last time, I was beaten so hard that I couldn't get out of bed for three months. You want to file a complaint this time? You're just talking talk. You
What a hero is this guy!"
After saying that, he parted his legs, lowered his body slightly, stood up and shouted: "If you are a man, come and fight with me!"
Sumo wrestling is very popular in the Bianjing area. There are countless people performing sumo wrestling on Washi Street every day, so many Bianjing people can perform three moves and two moves.
When Li's mother saw that Gao Yanei actually wanted to go against the emperor, she was almost frightened to death. She cried and shouted: "The officials and civilian women have been wronged. These two drunk people came to my house and caused chaos. They only wanted the officials to make the decision."
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At this critical moment, Cao Cao, who only wanted to get rid of his own relationship and make her fall in love, didn't care and sold her together with Gao Yanei.
Unexpectedly, Master Li on the side was annoyed. He stared at his beautiful eyes and shouted: "You bitch, why are you talking nonsense like this? It's obvious that you saw that my family has a lot of gold and silver, so you invited me into my house diligently. But when things happened, you didn't
You’ve wronged someone again, you really have no integrity at all!”
When Cao Cao heard this, his eyes flashed with strange light, and he took a deep look at Master Li: Unexpectedly, this promiscuous woman has such a strong and chivalrous side!
Mother Li was exposed by one of her own people, and she thought to herself, I have committed the crime of deceiving the emperor, how can I still be good? The more I thought about it, the more frightened I became. She rolled her eyes and fainted.
Gao Yanei looked at Master Li and said with a smile: "Interesting! You are just a cousin, but you also learn what others say about integrity. Isn't it ridiculous?"
Master Li was furious after hearing this: "That's it, Biao! There is right and wrong in Biao's heart. You, a playboy like you, rely on the power of traitorous ministers to do evil and have countless innocent souls in your hands. Today, I, Biao, will take my place."
Tian Xingdao, I've taken care of you!" After saying that, he picked up his skirt and kicked him away.
Gao Yanei turned around to hide, but he was kicked by her in time and fell away. He was mixed with garlic at his feet. By coincidence, he fell into the arms of Zhao Guan's family.
Zhao Guanjia frowned and pushed with both hands. Gao Yanei received the push and took advantage of the situation to stand firm. Seeing Guanjia's disgusted face, he felt furious and could not suppress his anger. He cursed: "Everyone is just a looker, but you dare to push me!"
"A slap in the face and a slap in the face made the emperor's eyes full of stars.
Cao Cao laughed loudly, clapped his hands and said, "Good brother! Add one more."
Gao Yanei was so crazy at the moment, why did he care about the sky and the earth? He laughed strangely, and slapped his mouth away with his backhand, but Xiao Huangmen behind him woke up and quickly stretched out his hand to hold it.
Unexpectedly, although Gao Yanei was not proficient in martial arts, he had put in a lot of effort in the Cuju technique for which his father was famous. His hands were blocked and his feet were lifted up without thinking. This kick was fast and hidden. Who could be wary? Just listen.
The official screamed "Oh oh oh" and the dragon egg was severely damaged.
When the two young men from the Huang family met, they were angry and anxious. They were able to follow the official's family to have a private meeting with the beautiful woman. This was a very honorable job. Who would have thought that if they returned to the palace this time, they would be killed with a stick?
In anger, he punched Gao Yanei hard on the door in front of him, and kicked Gao Yanei more than two feet away. He was in the air, blood spurted out, and he rolled a few times on the ground.
Then he fainted and died.
A little Huangmen pointed at Cao Cao and said sternly: "You are a cunning man. If you instigate this man to assassinate, you will be cut into pieces with a thousand swords!" The two of them were worried about the emperor's safety and did not dare to attack Cao Cao.
He set it up and turned to leave. Unexpectedly, when he turned around, he saw a row of men standing at the door of the back hall at some point. Each of them had their arms folded or tilted their head, looking at the three of them with an unfriendly expression.
But it was Wu Song and others who heard the fracas and walked around the side to the patio, blocking the emperor's retreat.
A little Huangmen shouted in shock: "You, you unscrupulous people, what do you want to do if you block the Holy Spirit?"
Li Kui's eyes widened, he looked at the emperor up and down, and said curiously: "So this is the emperor. This guy was actually beaten by Gao Yanei. It can be seen that he is a loser. How can he be made the emperor?"
After hearing these words, Xiao Huangmen's liver and gallbladder were split. Among all the Huangmen in the palace, these two were also famous for their martial arts. The two looked at each other and rushed forward at the same time, punching and kicking, making a loud noise. , it is necessary to open up a way for the saint to escape.
There are different teachings: not focusing on articles but focusing on martial arts, the heroine succumbs to the fireworks. Hu Ma dominates the north of the frontier, and Haoer sings his name in the east of Huamen.
Chapter completed!