The yamen chivalrous gift of a sword

At noon the next day, Gao Yameni came to Cao Cao carrying a rectangular package, three steps at a time.

Cao Cao could see at a glance that the size of the package was either a waist knife or a sword. He smiled and said, "Xian brother, maybe because of Wang Dwarf's incident, he felt that Bianjing was not safe and wanted to learn martial arts from my brother?"

Gao Yanei rolled his eyes and said, "I want to learn martial arts. There are plenty of people willing to teach me, so why bother bothering me?"

As he spoke, he untied the package with great effort and placed it heavily on the table. He said with a smile: "Yesterday I reported the news and I was successful. My father captured the thief that night. As expected, it was the king of Liangshan, Diao Hu, who sold a lot of money to Grand Master Cai. My father

Whenever you are happy, you will reward me!"

His voice was high-pitched and fast, and he was as excited as a male duck following a group of little female ducks, attracting Wu Yong and others.

Seeing many people in Gao Yanei, he became more and more excited: "Brothers all know me well. I am a great Gao Yanei. In this Bianliang City, I can call the wind and rain, and be unparalleled. What else do I lack? I don't lack anything! I just thought.

, why not take the opportunity to help my elder brother ask for a treasure——"

As he spoke, he patted the package hard and said: "My father has a treasured sword in his possession. If he loves his life, he would never give it to me. But back then, Yang Zhi, the imperial envoy who had committed crimes and was dismissed from his post, killed people in the street.

It is said that a good knife was confiscated by Kaifeng Mansion and fell into the hands of my father, so I took advantage of his happiness and asked him for the knife and gave it to my elder brother, so that our acquaintance would be in vain."

After saying that, he proudly opened the bag, only to see a single sword inside. The scabbard and handle were both plain and simple, but it was much wider than ordinary waist knives, and the handle was as thick as a wrist.

Cao Cao looked at it and said: "What a big sword!" He stretched out his hand to pick it up. No wonder Gao Yanei came up and panted. It was really heavy.

Hold the sheath with your left hand, hold the handle of the knife with your right hand, pull it out, and hear a loud "buzz" sound, like the roar of dragons and phoenixes. Look at it intently, it's a beautiful sword! It's a heavy gold-backed silver blade, bright and bright.

When there is frost on the snow, just use your hand to dance with a knife, and it will be like liquid gold and silver slurry, which will sting people's eyes and make their skin and flesh feel cold.

Everyone in Wu Songshi's show turned their faces to the side, closed their eyes, and blurted out: "What a knife!"

When Gao Yameni saw the crowd in amazement, he became even more excited and showed off: "This sword has three great features. The first is that it blows hair and breaks hair, the second is that it cuts copper and iron without curling the blade, and the third is that there is no blood on the murder knife!"

There is no hairless insect or cower here. Except for Gao Yanei, there is no one who doesn’t know the goods. When you hear it, you will know how precious this knife is!

It is actually not difficult to blow-blow hair and break it. As long as the cutting edge is sharp enough and thin enough, it can be done;

It is not difficult to chop copper or iron without curling the blade. As long as the blade is made of good steel and is not thin or sharp, it can be done;

But there are very few knives in the world that can do these two things at the same time. Extremely sharp is brittle, and hard is difficult to sharpen. These are two completely opposite directions. It can be both in one blade. The two words "treasure sword" are enough.

Call it.

As for the fact that there is no blood on the murder knife, it is because the knife is fast enough and cuts through without stopping, so the blood does not have time to seep out.

Wu Song, Shi Xiu, and Mu Hong were the three most skilled in martial arts. They took the sword and played with it one after another. Mu Hong waved it twice and shouted: "The gold is embedded in the back of the sword to increase the weight of the sword. In my opinion, the shape of this sword is not good at all."

It should be a long-handled sword, but the long handle was cut off and changed to a single sword."

Wu Yong said in shock: "Then I heard that Yang Zhi came from the Tianbo Yang Mansion, and his ancestor was Yang Jiye, the Duke of the Golden Sword. Since this sword is a family inheritance, could it be modified from the Golden Sword of Duke Yang?"

Mu Hong said: "It's very possible. After all, except for the old Ling Gong, most of the Yang family's generals use guns. It's reasonable to switch to single-handed defense."

When everyone's eyes met, they all knew what each other meant: Poor Yang Zhi, who wanted to restore the lintel of his ancestors, but ended up abandoning himself in the green forest, and felt sad in his heart. Needless to say, it would be somewhat comforting to get back this ancestral gold-backed sword.

Cao Cao took the sword and returned it to its scabbard, put it away solemnly, and said with a smile: "This sword is wonderful! Brother Xian is indeed a man of deep loyalty. That's all. Taking advantage of today's happiness, Brother Yu will do a little thing. Please ask Brother Xian to go to Master Li or Zhao

How about having some fun with Yuan Nu?"

Gao Yanei was overjoyed when he heard this, but shook his head and said: "My brother is talking in layman's terms again. How can there be any reason to go to my cousin's house at noon? She spent the night alone and didn't know whether she was awake or not. The younger brother came early to deliver the knife.

, Second, there is something exciting, big brother, please watch it! Didn’t Wang Aohu behead Cai Jiu in Jiangzhou? Grand Master Cai wants to avenge his son. At three quarters of noon today, Wang Aohu will be beheaded alive outside the Meridian Gate. What a good show.

It only happens once in a few years. If we set off now, we will definitely get a good seat."

Cao Cao was surprised and said: "We often hear people say death by a thousand cuts, but how many of us have actually seen it? Today, I asked my dear brother to go and see it. Why is it called death by a thousand cuts? Let's go, go, go,

Brothers, all go and see it together!”

Everyone stood up immediately, went out happily, and walked to the Meridian Gate in a big way. On the way, they passed a food shop. Gao Yanei stopped and said: "Stay here, the almond tea here is very good. I'll have a bowl before going there."

Not too late."

After hearing this, Li Kui said anxiously: "Ah, it's nice to see someone beheading someone, so why do you want to have tea? Wouldn't it be nice to have a meal after seeing someone beheading someone?"

Gao Yanei sneered and said: "You look like a village bird with no experience. Today I will teach you a lesson: whenever you kill someone, you must have food in your belly, but not fullness. One thing is that there is something in your belly.

If you eat, you will be courageous, and those lonely ghosts will not be able to bully you; secondly, the slices of meat will fly, and the intestines will flow. If we look at it, won't we want to vomit? If there is no food in the stomach, we will vomit out the bitter gall water.

, it will be extremely uncomfortable. If you eat too much, you will vomit a lot, but it will also smell bad and make people laugh. Therefore, you must eat, but not be full."

Wu Yong frowned and said, "As soon as brother Yanei said this, Xiaosheng felt like vomiting."

Gao Yanei laughed strangely and said: "You are useless, you will compete with me to see who vomited later. We will take a walk and have a bowl of sweet tea to suppress nausea."

Immediately, I walked into the store with my head held high, shouting and urging the store owner to make ten servings of eight-treasure almond tea.

This shop is well-known in Bianjing, and its business is very good. There are more than ten people sitting here and there in the shop. When Gao Yanei and these ten people came in, it was full immediately.

However, the boss's hands and feet were also very quick. He answered the words with his mouth and his hands were busy. He didn't even have half a stick of incense. He brought ten cups of tea and snacks to the table.

This thing is also called apricot cheese. It is made by finely grinding almonds and water into a slurry, adding rice flour, adding water and boiling, stirring constantly, simmering over low heat until it becomes sticky, and then adding fried sesame seeds.

, walnut kernels, hazelnut kernels, pine nut kernels, and chopped preserved dates, plum meat, longan meat, and preserved figs. If you like sweet food, add more preserved dates and preserved figs. If you like it sour, add more preserved plums.

Meat.

Li Kui ate it for the first time. He took a spoonful and licked it. His appetite was satisfied. He opened his mouth wide and a cup of hot apricot cheese rolled down his stomach. It was sour, sweet, soft and hot, and his eyes narrowed in comfort.

He licked his lips with unfinished thoughts, opened his throat and shouted: "Boss, your soup is delicious, but the cup is too small. Do you want to feed the birds? I will make ten more bowls to quench my thirst."

When the customers in the store saw how rude he was, they couldn't help but laugh.

Gao Yanei disliked his village and threatened him: "You still want to eat, and you won't be able to watch the stabbing in time. I'll leave in a while, so I'll leave you here to eat slowly and pay the bill."

Li Kui didn't care if he wanted to kill someone or not. He was startled when it came to paying the bill. He jumped up and complained: "You are a bird in the government office, how do you know the suffering of the people? I am a Tieniu who works hard on duty, but I can't get more than a few thousand dollars in a month."

, before the waist was warm, the mother-in-law took it away. If you want to treat me to a treat, you should at least inform the branch in advance. When I got the money, I hid part of it in advance so that I could treat you. Now that it comes out of the blue, how can I get a penny?

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He was a big man like a ghost, and he complained that his wife had left him with nothing. Who wouldn't laugh after hearing this? Everyone in the store was laughing for a while, and Gao Yanei was also laughing happily. He had a crazy illness and teased Li Kui: "You

"Young man, if you are willing to invite me sincerely, you are not afraid of running out of money. There is always a rule in this shop. When you have no money to pay, stick your big ass up and the boss will give you a kick, which will be worth ten cents."

Li Kui was a simple and honest man, so he believed it to be true after hearing it, and said happily: "It is worthy of being at the feet of the emperor, and a shop owner is so extravagant! In that case, you all go on your way, leaving me here to check out!"

He shouted happily: "Boss, I'll sell my butt to you for lunch today. You can kick it a thousand times and snort. You're not a good man. Let's make twenty more bowls first and settle the bill with my butt."

When he shouted, all the customers in the store laughed.

There was another young boy, fair and clean, delicate and delicate. He was eating slowly and slowly with a small cup in hand. He just took a mouthful of apricot cheese and heard that Li Kui was going to "settlement with his butt".

Two jets of apricot cheese were sprayed out, neither slanted nor slanted, hitting Shi Xiu's face right in the face.

There are some teachings: the yamen's chivalry gives a precious sword, and the iron butt can be exchanged for cheese. Cherish the two in the nose diligently, and spray it away, and it can still attract the attention of customers.
Chapter completed!