The dignified little fairy of Fanlou

Early the next morning, seven long and short men supported each other and walked out of Fanlou yawning.

Cao Cao looked up at the sky. The sky was gray and there was no sun. A cold wind was blowing. Gao Yanei shivered for seven or eight times in a row. His nose was filled with snot and his mouth was full. He pointed to the shop in front and said: "Sheep,

Drink the mutton soup, drink a bowl, otherwise, your fate, your fate will be handed down."

Cao Cao was startled: "Brother, you must not let anything happen to you! Alas, you have to take care of your body and bones!"

A few people helped Gao Yanei, who was all pale, into the shop. One person brought a bowl of broth, and Gao Yanei added a pair of extra kidneys to his bowl. He sprinkled a handful of pepper noodles on his hands, and after drinking it, he drank it.

Continued.

When Cao Cao was about to pay, Gao Yanei grabbed him and took out a broken piece of silver from his arms, which was about the size of a penny. He slapped it on the table, making the bowls and plates jump around, and he said loudly: "

It was my brother who broke the banknotes yesterday, so I should treat you to this mutton soup. It is friendship that comes and goes."

Cao Cao raised his thumb and said, "Brother, pay attention to people!"

Mu Hong and others all smiled. Only Luan Tingyu touched the red envelope of one dollar in her arms, which touched her heart, and her eyes turned slightly red.

Don't ask, if you ask, you will choke on the pepper.

When he walked out of the mutton soup shop, his body was warm and uncomfortable. Cao Cao stretched out without any image, his joints cracked all over his body, he sighed comfortably, and suddenly chanted: "I have lived in Fanlou all my life, and I have been happy all day long.

Don’t envy immortals.”

Wu Yong wiped his mouth while thinking about the more than four thousand dollars spent. Even though it was not his own money, he felt heartache. He shook his head and sighed: "I only hate that my sister's affection is fake, and a man with no money will not have a chance."

After Gao Yanei heard this, he immediately aroused the poetry bug in his stomach. He stopped in the street, searched his intestines, and said loudly: "My brother is very rich, my father is very powerful, Bianjing is beautiful, Gao Yanei is beautiful, and Fanlou is a grand young man.

immortal!"

Everyone cheered in unison: "Okay, what a gorgeous young man in the government office, a dignified little fairy! Not to mention the fairy-like appearance in the government office, just speaking of this literary talent, if he had been born a hundred years earlier, how would Su Dongpo have been able to enjoy the fame? It was Li Taibai who came.

I am willing to accept the defeat."

Gao Yanei burst out laughing with joy, feeling that these good brothers knew each other very well, and hanging out with them was ten times more enjoyable than robbing a big woman in the street.

For several days in a row, Cao Cao hung out with Gao Yanei, squandering the money in his hands like dust, and coaxed Gao Yanei to treat Cao Cao as his own mother-in-law. The specific performance was also very touching: he was willing to marry the sister who came up.

Let Cao Cao choose first!

On October 23, in the morning, Gao Yanei, who had played wildly all night, returned to his house to catch up on his sleep, and agreed to see Cao Cao in the evening.

Cao Cao and Wu Yong were sitting together and discussing: "This pot of soup is almost ready."

Wu Yong frowned and said: "There is only one difficulty, and that is that this guy... is very cautious!"

Cao Cao couldn't help but nod when he heard this.

After hanging out together for the past few days, everyone has more or less noticed that Gao Yanei is not a human being when he is crazy, but there is one thing he understands: he knows when not to be crazy.

When playing in Fanlou, when faced with the ridicule and ridicule of the powerful officials, Gao Yanei took the initiative to retreat and cursed behind his back to vent his anger. Such a person really needs to be carefully calculated if he offends the officials.

At this time, Fan Rui suddenly smiled and took out a porcelain vase from his arms: "I heard that the yamen calls himself a little god. If so, how about letting him really become a god for once?"

Cao Cao wondered: "What is this?"

Fan Rui said: "This substance is stalactite, sulfur, white quartz, amethyst quartz, and red stone five-flavored medicine. It is ground and synthesized. It is called Hanshi Powder, and it is also called Wushi Powder. After taking it, I feel hot all over my body, my physical strength is greatly improved, and I feel like a fairy.

, I don’t know what respecting etiquette is.”

Wu Yong was surprised and said: "Sun Simiao once said that this thing is very poisonous. Many people were harmed by it in the Wei and Jin Dynasties. Is this the thing?"

Fan Rui said proudly: "This is the medicine. If you take it with wine, its effect will be doubled."

Cao Cao laughed, grabbed it, and put it in his arms: "If this happens, Brother Fan Rui is the first to do it."

In the evening, Gao Yanei came over excitedly and asked, "Brother, are you going to play in Fanlou again today?"

Cao Cao shook his head and sighed: "It's been like that for several days in a row. I heard that there are some beautiful prostitutes in Bianjing. Why don't you take Brother Yu to see them in your office?"

Gao Yanei smiled uncomfortably and said: "Brother, what you are saying is beyond words. Those women are beautiful, but they are just pretentious and difficult to get started with. If you really want to have a good time, I don't know how much money you have to give her for free."

Haha, there are so many beautiful women, but she is inlaid with gold? A sensible person like me would not even bother to take a second look at a watch with an archway."

Cao Cao exclaimed: "This is a sincere statement of wisdom and skill, but..." He slowly took out a porcelain bottle with a smile and put it on the table: "This small bottle cost me five hundred yuan, and it has a famous name.

, called the harmony of yin and yang and their dispersion.”

"Yin, Yang, harmony, combination, dispersion!" This name alone made Gao Yanei excited. He picked up the bottle and asked expectantly: "How to use it?"

"It's just like its name." Cao Cao said with a sly smile: "Put it in the wine, a little for her and a little for you. If she doesn't seek pleasure from you, she will be on fire. But as for you, brother, you can fight for a long time without defeat, no matter what,

She is inlaid with gold and silver, so she has to eat the marrow to know the taste. From now on, unless it is you, everyone else will taste the same!"

Gao Yanei was ecstatic after hearing this, and quickly put the vial into his arms: "Wonderful, wonderful, these five hundred strings are worth it!"

With the divine object by his side, he no longer built an archway, but sold his old money at the first word: "The most beautiful courtesans in Bianjing City today, one is Li Shishi and the other is Zhao Yuannu, are both called Shuangbi, they are the current official family

, also wanted to come and give her two a ride. My younger brother asked me to meet him on a regular basis and asked me for twenty taels for a cup of tea. He was so angry that he broke down the door of his house and left. The next day, my father went to court and beat me until I could not sleep for three months.

Get out of bed, now that there is such a magical creature to help me, I have to be a man who can take revenge when I have a grudge and complain when I have a grudge!"

Just as he was about to start talking, Wu Song suddenly pushed open the door and walked in. He walked directly to Cao Cao and whispered a few words into his ear. Cao Cao's expression changed: "Seriously?"

Wu Song nodded: "Tieniu knows that guy, and he will never be wrong."

After Wu Song retreated, Cao Cao pondered for a moment, then stood up and said: "Brother, you are so lucky! You are sitting at home, so great achievements have fallen from the sky."

Gao Yanei asked curiously: "My? Credit? Could it be that my brother is making fun of me? What credit can a person like me make?"

Cao Cao said: "Brother, why do you belittle yourself? Let me ask you, in May this year, Liangshanbo bandits attacked Jiangzhou and openly chopped up Mr. Cai Jiu. Do you know about this?"

"This matter is well known to every household, how come I don't know about it?" Gao Yanei looked puzzled: "The reason why my father sent troops to attack Liangshanbo was because of this matter. But what does this matter have to do with me?"

Cao Cao said again: "My dear brother, do you know who is the person who cut Cai Jiu into pieces?"

When Gao Yanei heard this, his eyes suddenly widened. He thought hard for a long time and slapped his thigh: "When I think about it, that guy is called the Dwarf Tiger God Lord!"

Cao Cao nodded: "Yes, it is the dwarf tiger god Wang Ying! Dear brother, this person has entered Bianjing! Isn't it a gift from God?"

With a roar, Gao Yanei and his chair overturned, his limbs twitched, and he cried: "Brother, save me! The Liangshan bandits have entered the city, and they must come to take my life!"

Immediately, a foul smell hit his nose. Cao Cao frowned and looked down, seeing urine dripping from Gao Yameni's crotch.

There are different teachings: Lao Fan presented a five-stone powder, and the magistrate in the office acted like a man. Suddenly there was a report of a flying short-legged tiger, and there was a sound of dripping urine.
Chapter completed!