Chapter 2 Goldfinger? You also need to be trained

"Shuzi! How dare you grunt..."

"You little thief! You are still mumbling..."

Xiao Ran tied the copper buckle with a piece of cotton thread. Every time the copper buckle cursed, he would dip the copper buckle into the urinal in front of him like fishing. It's interesting to say that although this thing doesn't breathe, it can still breathe when talking through the water.

It makes a grunting sound like a human being.

"Xiao Jiu? Lao Bang Cai? Are you still cursing?" Xiao Ran was having a great time.

"Sigh! Your mother is grunting..."

"Old man, what a shame for you? It's okay to scold me, but it's enough to insult your parents, right? You force me to change water into urine for you, right?"

Xiao Ran felt very unhappy when he heard Bei Jiuguo scolding his mother. No matter in the previous life or in this life, he didn't want his mother to be humiliated. Still being scolded by such a golden finger from heaven was really contrary to Tiangang!

"Damn it! How dare you drown me in an obscene device! Straight mother-in-law, grunt..."

"okay!"

Before Bai Jiuguo could finish speaking, Xiao Ran simply threw it into the urinal, then took off his pants and sat on it.

"You have such a arrogant tone, so I'm wronging you by making you a little one. I'm going to make you a hot and fresh golden juice to keep you grounded!"

After saying that, Xiao Ran started pretending to be lucky and kept saying yes.

After the exchange just now, he felt that this Bai Jiuguo was more like a pedantic old master. He was obviously an object, but he cared about dignity. To deal with such objects, and oh, there are people, it is best to use dirty methods to pull them down.

altar.

However, he didn't really intend to pass anything out, and even the urinal under his body was brand new and unused. After all, he still had to focus on providing support and education for his unruly Golden Finger, who would still need to use it in the future.

Intimidation and elimination can now be regarded as a form of education that teaches students in accordance with their aptitude.

Sure enough, with this operation, the grunting sound that only he could hear became louder and louder. Guessing that the heat was almost done, Xiao Ran stood up, picked up his pants, and took out Bei Jiuluo again.

"Xiaojiu, do you know you are wrong? Are you still stubborn with me?"

"Shu...Shu...Sigh...I realize my mistake, and I regret it. Thousands of years, thousands of years, no one has ever bullied me like this..." There was a hint of crying in Bai Jiuguo's voice.

"Hey! Isn't it enough to be so good already? Our policy is to treat the sick and save the patient by avoiding past mistakes and future ones. As long as you sincerely correct yourself and understand who is the master and who is the slave, I can't treat you badly. Okay, don't babble like a mother.

We are the same, let’s talk about business?”

As soon as he finished speaking, Bai Jiuguo stopped crying. Xiao Ran felt happy in his heart. He was indeed a pedantic old guy. He said it looked like a woman and immediately shut up.

"Tell me, what are your abilities?"

Bai Jiukuo muttered: "Give me your blood...Give me your blood to help you live forever."

"That's it? Are you bragging? Who knows what kind of goblin you are, are you trying to trick me into using your blood essence under the guise of immortality?" After Xiao Ran said this, he pretended to throw it into the basin.

"Stop! Stop! I will teach you the magical power to cleanse the marrow and replace the bones!"

"Oh?" Xiao Ran became a little interested. This development was a bit like a fairy tale novel. "Tell me more about it."

"I have been alive for thousands of years, and I know the inner and outer skills that have been lost. The living can strengthen their muscles and bones by practicing them, and the dead can use medicine to kill human flesh and white bones..."

"Bah, bah, bah! You're chatting with me again. How can the dead practice kung fu? Are they pretending to be corpses?"

What kind of cheat is this? Is it a bragging cheat? You get the bragging talent at the beginning, and you can brag with it and draw prizes?

"Forget it, let's go on, what else is there?"

"Also...identify hundreds of herbs, understand the secret land of Xianzhou, help you find the immortal medicine, and prolong your life..."

Oh? This is interesting, but... Xiao Ran moved his arms and legs. His body has not fully recovered from the car accident. He usually has to be helped up after sitting or lying down for a long time. It has been more than a month, and his range of activities is basically

Within a radius of 50 meters with Baorongzhai as the center, there is also the secret place of Xianzhou to collect medicine and make elixirs. Let’s talk about it later.

"continue."

"My knowledge of gold and jade can help you listen to sounds, identify instruments, identify treasures and gather wealth."

Appraisal of treasures?! This is good! I am engaged in the antique business. If Bei Jiuguo really has this ability, then in the future, Panjiayuan and Master Xiao will go sideways? Not only Panjiayuan, but also the whole country and the world, if all antiques and cultural relics are classified according to Beijiu

As Kuo said, if he can tell his family, wouldn't he become a walking treasure appraiser?

This is one step closer to my dozens of small goals!

Xiao Ran thought for a while, he had just barely subdued this guy, but he still couldn't give it too much face, so he calmly asked: "What does the audio discriminator mean?"

"Hundreds of utensils and objects all condense the obsession of the creator and the holder of the object. If the creator concentrates his mind and the holder pays attention, and transmits it to immortality for hundreds of generations, he can gather the spiritual energy of the three talents of heaven, earth and man, and he can describe his life without hearing the voice. Just like the dragon spring with many

On the chiming wall, precious jade often refreshes the heart and spleen."

Xiao Ran suddenly realized: "There are a lot of words in Luo Liba. To put it simply, the more antique treasures are valued by others, the more spiritual energy they will pour into them, and they can declare their family status. Can you help me hear this voice?"

"Of course."

Xiao Ran kicked the urinal and asked, "Then what did it say?"

"Inanimate dead things will remain dead no matter how many thousands of years they pass, so how can they say anything?! Bah!"

Xiao Ran laughed loudly, this old guy still holds a grudge.

"Well, I have to try this treasure identification function on you."

After that, he opened the safe, took out a few porcelain vases and jade articles, and also picked up a few fakes for show, and lined them up in the bedroom.

"Come on, let me hear each one."

He carried Baojiu Kuo and walked to a Tang Dynasty horse-shaped pottery. He followed Baojiu Kuo's request and held his breath. In a daze, he heard a whisper: "Tang... Zhenguan..."

Xiao Ran was overjoyed and listened more carefully, and the voice gradually became clearer.

"I was born in the fifteenth year of Zhengde in the Ming Dynasty. I imitated the Zhenguan painted pottery from the Tang Dynasty."

Imitation?! Xiao Ran always thought that this was really Tang Sancai, but he didn't expect it to be an imitation. But at least it was imitated by ancient people, and it was hundreds of years ago, so it can barely be considered a top-notch product.

He continued to listen carefully, and the pottery was silent for a while, and then spoke again: "I was born in the fifteenth year of Zhengde in the Ming Dynasty. I imitated the Zhenguan painted pottery in the Tang Dynasty."

This is the only sentence of co-authorship? Is this a repeater from the Ming Dynasty?

"After hundreds of years, it is nothing more than a low-spirited and common thing. A few words have exhausted its power." Like a commentator, Bai Jiuguo explained the reason in a timely manner.

So if you are older, you can chat more? Like this chatterbox?

Xiao Ran walked up to a human-shaped pottery figurine again and listened attentively. This time, the voice came faster and clearer than before: "I have a list of civil servant figurines with beams, crowns, and wats. They were born in the 14th year of Kaiyuan of the Tang Dynasty."

Wow! It seems that this is a genuine product. But after saying this, there is no more.

"Xiaojiu, this is an authentic product. It dates back more than a thousand years. Why is it as short as the one that was hundreds of years old?"

Bao Jiuguo said: "For hundreds of years and thousands of years, genuine products and fakes will eventually become commonplace products. Only if the artifacts are divine and immortal can they gather great power and achieve miraculous effects."

"Hey, you are bragging about yourself again, aren't you? You are the only one who is a magic weapon. Not only are you capable, but you can also brag about X."

Xiao Ran didn't believe in the theory of artifacts at all, so he tried a few more fake ones, and sure enough, they made no sound at all like the basin.

It seemed like he had to sacrifice the good stuff at the bottom of the box. He walked to the last small porcelain jar, and he vaguely remembered that the owner of this body had bought it at a low price from an antique dealer in Panjiayuan. It was said that it was nearly two years ago.

Thousands of years of Han porcelain.

Listen carefully, there is no movement...

It shouldn't be. Xiao Ran concentrated again, but Bei Jiuguo spoke again: "This object is only a hundred years old. There are thousands of brothers in the same kiln. It can be used as an obscene object."

After saying that, he let out a "chichi" chuckle.

Xiao Ran was furious, it seemed that he had been tricked. He carried the porcelain jar and looked at it up and down, left and right. The more he looked at it, the more confused and angry he became, but he couldn't remember who sold it to him.

As a result, he couldn't hold any of the porcelain firmly in his hand, and the porcelain fell to the ground with a bang, shattering into pieces. A small piece of porcelain jumped up and made a shallow cut on his chest.

"Unlucky! Sure enough, the goods are cheap but not good!"

But then I thought about it, now that I have a golden finger like Bai Jiuguo, let Liu Shengli help him go out to sweep the streets tomorrow. Maybe he can pick up a few mistakes and make up for the losses. Maybe he can also remember who is not afraid of death.

Dare to sell him counterfeit goods.

"Xiao Jiu, I suddenly remembered that you haven't told me your origin yet. Where did you come from?"

"I came from Kunlun...I, I have been alive for more than a thousand years...I..."

"Oh, forget it, you are just saying this when you are hesitating, right? I knew you were just bragging."

Xiao Ran suddenly felt a little stupid. Who cares about the origin of the golden finger? As long as it works well, that's all.

After working for a long time, he felt a little tired, so he collected the bottles and cans on the floor and decided to have a good sleep first and go shopping on the street tomorrow.

"Putting me on your chest to sleep can help you concentrate and calm your mind, and relieve your worries."

"Do you still have this effect? ​​I'll crush you into medicine and make a lot of money by curing menopause?"

"I, I respect you sincerely, but you actually want to use my powder to medicine women?!"

Hearing that Bei Jiuguo was getting anxious again, Xiao Ran was amused again. This old guy couldn't help but be amused.

"Okay, okay, keep it close to your chest. You can serve me well and figure out who the master is. I'll kill a chicken to reward you tomorrow."

"……good."

"Also, learn how normal people speak tomorrow. Don't talk about me, me, you, you, you, I will be tired even if you are not tired..."
To be continued...