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Chapter 29 Baa Baa Baa(1/3)

In the middle of the night, there was a knock on the door of the courtyard. Ye Xuan opened his eyes, and the whites of his eyes were obviously bloodshot.

"Cao Cao fucks Cao Cao!"

Due to his previous habits, he has always been a light sleeper, and it only takes a little movement to wake him up.

...And tonight, this is the third time he has been woken up.

He silently took out his shotgun and walked towards the door.

If, if this time it's still the chuunibyou who is clamoring to be his disciple, I'll blow his head off!

Ye Xuan walked to the courtyard door angrily and saw Zhang Jijiu with a pale face.

Zhang Jijiu seemed to be frightened by Ye Xuan holding a shotgun, and his hands and feet were a little awkward.

When Ye Xuan saw that it was not that idiot, half of the anger in his heart had dissipated.

The remaining half depends on how the person in front of you responds.

"Oh! Lao Zhang! What are you doing here?"

After saying this, a trace of embarrassment appeared on Ye Xuan's face, but since it was night, the other party didn't notice anything wrong on his face.

It's really embarrassing to say that Ye Xuan can't remember the name of the person in front of him at all, but it doesn't matter. Most of the people in the village are sexual, so it's definitely okay to call him that.

Zhang Jijiu felt the cold wind at night and tightened his coat. Unfortunately, Ye Xuan had no intention of letting him enter the house.

But it doesn't matter, he is still gradually getting used to his boss's daily off-line behavior.

He took out a small bag from his pocket and handed it to Ye Xuan, and then said desperately:

"Boss, I am infected with the zombie virus. This is my last treasure. I will give it to you. Please be sure to pass it on so that more people in the world can see it!"

He thought about this thing before finally deciding to give it to Ye Xuan.

Although he had thought about handing it over to the village chief, he quickly rejected the idea.

Perhaps, with the boss’s tolerance, he can understand me better!

Now, Zhang Jijiu plans to leave here and go to another place to wait for death, preferably a world with beautiful scenery and many two dimensions.

"Wait a minute, don't be impatient!"

After hearing what Zhang Jijiu said, Ye Xuan immediately invited him into the yard, intending to have a detailed chat with him.

Well, please, if the clothes are torn, it’s a quality problem.

Zhang Jijiu hugged his arms and sat in the yard blowing the cold wind. If there was any difference from before, it was that his clothes turned into rags and there was a cold stone bench under his butt.

But these are just external difficulties that can be easily overcome with willpower.

But the most important thing is that there is a man who claims to be a "male and female killer" sitting opposite him.

And there was not a single piece of clothing on him that could bring him the slightest warmth.

This made him a little flustered.

"Old, boss, what's wrong with us? I feel like I'm about to die. I want to die in my own bed."

Ye Xuan carefully observed his employees and said decisively:

"It's okay. The zombie virus hasn't broken out yet. You still have some time. Please tell me first why you think you are going to become a zombie."

After listening to the other party's story, Ye Xuan had some understanding of the current situation.

When the fat man was bitten on his clothes before, although he was bitten and bled, it was not a direct bite.

The blood that was sprayed into his mouth later was from when the fat man had not turned into a zombie, and maybe he could be saved.

The most important thing is that he appreciates this young man's behavior. He encountered such an unfortunate thing, but he has no idea of ​​​​retaliating against other people. This is the most valuable thing.

At least compared to the fat man and the passionate duo before, he looked tall.

Oh, the passionate duo - Fatty - Zhang Jijiu

Could this be a channel of transmission?

"Boss? What's wrong with you?"

Zhang Jijiu looked at Ye Xuan's dark face and suddenly spoke, interrupting his diversionary train of thought.

"Ahem, it's okay. I didn't sleep well tonight. My brain gets confused easily."

"How about I go back first? Can you sleep for a while?"

Ye Xuan looked at Zhang Jijiu in front of him. His face was pale, but his pupils were still clear.

"Don't worry, I will explain to you how to resist the zombie virus. You may not become a zombie."

Ye Xuan spent more than half an hour telling him everything he knew.

"As long as you survive it, you can have super powers?"

Zhang Jijiu's eyes suddenly lit up, and his whole body exuded a different brilliance.

Watch the other person talking about invisibility, time-stopping, hypnosis and other super powers.

Ye Xuan felt that his focus seemed to be wrong. Shouldn't he think about how to survive now?

Why does the other party seem to have started picking up superpowers?

Seeing that the other party was already excited, Ye Xuan couldn't dispel his positive attitude. This might help him survive the difficulty.

"Actually, you don't choose this thing by yourself. What you get depends on luck."

"Luck? Luck seems to be a pretty good ability!"

Ye Xuan knocked on the stone table, attracting Zhang Jijiu's attention.

Seeing that his vision was gradually blurring, Ye Xuan knew that this was the onset of the zombie virus.

Then it depends on his willpower and luck.

If you are lucky, you can awaken your abilities just by taking a shower. If you are unlucky, you will have to endure it forcefully.

Looking at his eyes, Ye Xuan started to assist.

"Lao Zhang, how about you hypnotize me quickly?"

"...Hypnosis?"

"If you don't want hypnosis, what about invisibility?"

"...invisible?"

"It even stops waiting for you sometimes!"

"...time stop?"

"Think about it, is there anything you usually want to do but don't dare to do? Now you can vent it to your heart's content."

Zhang Jijiu was stunned for a moment, as if he had recalled something, and then with a hint of shyness on his face, he expressed his deepest wish.

"...I want...I want to sing...but no one listens...can you?"

Ye Xuan was stunned, what is this wish? But he still followed this statement.

"Come on! I'm ready!"

Zhang Jijiu opened his mouth, and then his tone-deaf singing voice echoed through the sky.

"Pleasant goat...beautiful goat...lazy goat...don't look at me as a sheep..."

Ye Xuan:Σヽ(?Д ?; )?

Ye Xuan forcibly restrained his thoughts of plugging his ears and looked at the opposite side with a smile, while his mind was turbulent.

In his mind, Zhang Jijiu had been beaten to death by him several times. Not to mention what the lyrics were about, the unpleasantness alone was enough for him to be beaten to death.

Yan Shi opened the window angrily, and when she was about to curse, Ye Xuan glared back.

In addition to her being woken up, several other people were also woken up one after another, looking at the two people sitting in the garden with resentful faces.

Of course, they have all seen the world and probably know what this is like. They can only close the windows and pray that their skin will not be affected by poor sleep quality.

After he finished singing, he looked at Ye Xuan and said:

"...Boss...I...want to...run, run freely..."

Ye Xuan:...You are the only one who has a lot of trouble!

"Of course, this is your freedom, go ahead and run as much as you like!"

Zhang Jijiu stood up suddenly and stumbled towards the courtyard entrance. When he passed the threshold, he was shaken and fell directly to the ground.

Ye Xuan just looked at him, holding a shovel in his hand, ready to swing it at any time.

Of course, Zhang Jijiu had no reaction at all. He was still immersed in the world of his music, running and singing...

……Happy sheep!

Ye Xuan:......

Suddenly I don't want to follow him, so I might as well wait at home. If he turns into a zombie, he will run back by himself. If he doesn't run back, then I can just go find him in half an hour.
To be continued...
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