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42. Funny things about picking up girls



[The protagonist who has just emerged from society is a little afraid of trouble and a little weak. However, in this society, only those who are rich and powerful can be strong! The protagonist will slowly become very strong...]



Gu Yaoqiang and Chen Dehong got off the train at Guangzhou Station and went outside the station. Gu Yaoqiang was in a store next to the station and used the store's public phone to call the police.

After the call was connected, Gu Yao forced himself to tell the story about what happened in the car. The young lady who answered the call asked, "Which car did you say that woman was in?"

Gu Yaoqiang said: "I don't know, but this is definitely true."

The lady who answered the police said: "I'm sorry, sir, the victim didn't report the crime, so we can't accept it. Besides, you don't even know the victim now, so we can't do anything." After that, the other party hung up the phone.

Gu Yaoqiang felt depressed, so he had to hang up the phone, and then he was about to leave. The shop owner came out, grabbed Gu Yaoqiang and said, "I'm leaving after making the call, don't you want to pay?"

Gu Yaoqiang asked strangely: "If I call 11o, isn't it a free number?"

The shopkeeper said: "Then I will give you my phone for free? If you don't pay me today, don't even think about leaving."

Gu Yaoqiang didn't want to cause trouble, so he took out a dollar and said: "I'll give you a dollar, don't use it."

The shopkeeper said: "Damn it, you're a foreigner, you're not allowed to leave even if you pay twenty yuan or even a penny less."

Gu Yao said forcefully: "You are robbing me. I won't take it. The whole Guangdong people only give me 50 cents to answer the phone. The free call I made lasted only two minutes. I gave you one yuan. Isn't that enough? You won't let me

Go, I’ll call the police.”

The shop owner said, "Please give me a try." As he said that, several big men gathered around him, and one of them even grabbed Chen Dehong's bag.

Gu Yaoqiang thought to himself: "Chen Dehong has more than a thousand yuan in his bag. If there is a fight, I am not afraid of these people, but Chen Dehong will also be beaten and maybe his bag will be robbed.

It’s the only one who can swallow his anger.” So Gu Yao said forcefully: “You are so cruel, I will give it to you.”

So I gave him twenty yuan, went to the bus station opposite with Chen Dehong, and got on the bus to Dongguan City.

After arriving in Dongguan and getting out of the car, Gu Yaoqiang said to Chen Dehong: "There is a place in Dongguan called Zhangmutou. It is a paradise for men. I will take you there tonight to have fun, and then we will find a job and work hard."

Chen Dehong asked: "Is there any beauty?"

Gu Yao said forcefully: "There must be some, remember, beauties here are not called beauties, they are called pretty girls, and handsome guys are called handsome boys. Otherwise, others will laugh at you for being stupid.

Damn it, actually it’s this mentality of making fun of the workers who beat us all in the world, which lowers our status as workers, and that’s why so many people come to bully us.”

Chen Dehong advised: "Look at it, brother Qiang, I sell cabbage at home, and it's like being charged protection fees by the city management. Find a pretty girl tonight to change your bad luck. You'll be lucky!"

Gu Yaoqiang smiled and said: "Your child still wants to go to Zhangmutou Town."

A few days later, Gu Yaoqiang took Chen Dehong to an electronics factory for an interview. Chen Dehong successfully entered the factory, but he was unable to enter the factory because he was a hepatitis Z carrier.

So, Chen Dehong lived in the factory, while Gu Yaoqiang lived outside in a house that cost ten yuan a night.

I had nothing to do this night, so I came to Yiwang and surfed the Internet

I opened a QQ casually, added a girl’s QQ, and started chatting.

The more Gu Yaoqiang and the girl chatted, the more they became attracted to each other. They also had similar life experiences. They were both fellow Sichuanese who came to Guangdong to fight.

So, after a while, we chatted until 11 o'clock

When Gu Yaoqiang saw that the chat was almost done, he started to say some lewd things and words to the woman.

What Gu Yaoqiang thinks is: he doesn't have much money anyway. If he can use his talent to trick a girl into getting her, he can save tens or hundreds of dollars in prostitution fees.

Unexpectedly, the girl chatting there immediately started talking about pornographic things, from the bed to the bed, from men to women, from physiology to structure... At 12 o'clock, Gu Yaoqiang

Confessed handsomely

What Gu Yaoqiang meant was that he wanted to ask the girl out for sex. Unexpectedly, the girl actually agreed. Gu Yaoqiang couldn't help but get horny and made an appointment to meet tomorrow night.

Gu Yaoqiang chatted about some exciting topics, and he was very excited, so he paid for the Internet all night and kept asking the girl to chat with him.

We chatted again from 12 o'clock to almost four o'clock. The girl over there seemed to be eager to see Gu Yaoqiang. She even asked Gu Yaoqiang to find a public phone and gave him the number. She called Gu Yaoqiang.

When Gu Yao forced the woman to save him the phone bill, he immediately told the network administrator that he would answer the phone for free, and the administrator agreed.

So Gu Yaoqiang sent his number and a mobile phone number called. Gu Yaoqiang said a little excitedly: "Sigh, is that the 'young sister'?"

A man's voice said: "Yes, I am his brother. Who are you from the 'Unforgettable Juan'?"

Gu Yaoqiang thought strangely: "That girl is really interesting. She asked her brother to call me. She must want to be a serious friend with me. If she likes me, wouldn't I have a free escort here?

?ha"

So, Gu Yaoqiang said happily: "I am the 'unforgettable Juan'? Then why didn't the 'young sister' call me personally, and asked my brother to take action in person?"

The person over there said embarrassedly: "That's my sister's QQ. She went to work the night shift. I logged into her QQ. I wanted to chat with her female friends on QQ and have some fun, but I didn't.

The thought of you naming a woman made me happy all night. Okay, bye."

Gu Yaoqiang felt depressed in his heart. He couldn't express it in words. He just regretted that the Internet didn't have cameras at that time. Otherwise, it would be a waste of expressions and time.

Gu Yaoqiang saw that it was only around four o'clock in the morning, he had paid all night, and it was not yet dawn, so he added another QQ account and started chatting. Now, he was smart. He first asked the other party that she was a woman, and then

start chatting

Unexpectedly, Gu Yaoqiang was really lucky. After a while, he added another woman on QQ. She was a migrant girl in the town where Gu Yaoqiang went online. Gu Yaoqiang sent pornographic messages to her: "Beautiful girl, you know

, who is the greatest person in the world?”

The pretty girl said: "I don't know, could it be Lei Feng? I don't want to guess, just tell me"

Gu Yao said forcefully: "A eunuch named Cai Lun in the Eastern Han Dynasty did not have a penis, but he invented paper, which benefited countless men who masturbated and women who masturbated in later generations. This is true selflessness! Whenever I use paper,

I will always thank him."

The pretty girl said: "Ha, that's interesting. How do you usually beat Fei Duo?"

Gu Yao said forcefully: "I rarely hit, but a colleague who works with me often hits him.

One night everyone came back from working overtime. After taking a shower, he climbed onto the upper bunk bed seriously, closed the curtains, and meditated alone.

At night, everyone turned off the fluorescent lights and prepared to go to sleep. Only he turned on his personal small desk lamp and didn't know what he was reading.

Because it was hot and there was no air conditioning, no one fell asleep. At this time, his bed shook slightly. The sound was not loud, but in the hot summer, this weak sound undoubtedly brought a chill to the soul.

The brothers looked up together and saw in the dark room, with the dim yellow light behind the bed curtain, a dark figure was doing the exercise of "mixing eggs"

Because we are all men, his brother on the lower bunk also tolerated not talking. We only laughed at him after he finished the beating. Unexpectedly, he said: "It's so hard to live without a woman! So, I let my

My little brother, I spit on this blind woman and this boring life."

Ha, interesting, so I hope you can help me so that I don’t have to be as miserable as he is, letting my brother spit on the wall to laugh at this society, okay?”

The pretty girl said: "I don't know how to use my hands to touch your things down there, they are so dirty."

Gu Yao said forcefully: "I won't let your hands be so tired. Look how considerate I am of you. Just obey me."

The pretty girl said: "You think beautifully? By the way, where are you now?"

Gu Yaoqiang said honestly, I didn't expect that the girl didn't reply to the message on XX.com, but Gu Yaoqiang suddenly felt someone filming him from behind. Gu Yaoqiang pushed his hand away, stared at the computer, and said without looking back: "Brother, go away.

,Didn’t you see that I was picking up my sister?”

Suddenly, I felt that the hand I pushed away was a little soft, with a feeling of ice and jade bones. When I looked back, I saw that it was a good-looking girl. The girl said, "Are you the 'Unforgettable Juan'?"

Gu Yao said forcefully: "Yes, are you the woman I was talking to?"

The woman said: "I'm doing this online. I thought he was a handsome guy, but he's so old. Uncle, if you want to do it, just find a place where we can do it."

Gu Yaoqiang lived a decadent life for nearly a month and took the train again. In addition, in the past few days, he was looking for a job and did not tidy up. Therefore, his beard was very long and he did look a lot older.

Gu Yaoqiang listened to the woman's tone, as if she was in business, so he asked: "I have no money, will you do it with me?"

The woman said: "Hey, you still pick up girls when you don't have money? Go back and beat them up yourself! Don't scratch me anymore."

After the woman finished speaking, she left like the wind

Gu Yaoqiang felt depressed. He didn't want to go online anymore, so he just slept there.



[The protagonist who has just emerged from society is a little afraid of trouble and a little weak. However, in this society, only those who are rich and powerful can be strong! The protagonist will slowly become very strong...]
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