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13, happy meeting with martial arts friends

Hua Buxie returned to the cave in Zhonghua Mountain, found out the secrets, and practiced carefully

It took him another ten years to practice Dayang Magic from the sixth level to the ninth level, but when he asked himself, he was still not as good as Xiao Xiaomei.

Hua Buxie saw the secret book and said that in order to achieve the greatest achievement and reach the tenth level, this Great Yang Magic Technique requires the harmony of Yin and Yang.

So, Hua Buxie came to Duoxing'an Mountains, took a bath in Tianchi, a snow-capped mountain in Changhei Mountain, and ate the extremely yin water of Tianchi. After more than ten years, he finally managed to practice to the tenth level. However, he had to be like Xiao Xiaomei.

He still can't hurt people invisible and use thousands of miles of sound transmission.

Hua Buxie felt that if he practiced blindly on his own, he would not know how to improve himself. So, he went down the mountain to read thousands of books instead of traveling thousands of miles.

At that time, the country was in power under one party, and it was the crazy 1970s. Many martial arts figures hid in the mountains, hiding in the mountains and forests and not paying attention to worldly affairs.

Although the national situation is like this, Hua Buxie also found the leader of the Xidang sect: Wu Ling, Hua Buxie competed with Wu Ling, and was even better than him by half.

The Xidang sect is a well-known and upright sect, and the leader also behaves like a gentleman. When Wu Ling was invaded by Japan, he was also a figure who upheld national justice. Therefore, he and Hua Buxie cherished each other, so he left Hua Buxie to discuss martial arts with him.

After analysis, Hua Buxie and Wu Ling came to the conclusion that martial arts in the world, which pay attention to internal strength and moves, should be divided into nine streams:

The worst of the nine ranks are beginners in martial arts schools;

Then the eighth-rate person knows a little bit about the moves;

Seventh-rate; more skilled in moves;

Liuliu has hard Qigong and knows the moves;

Fifth level, practice internal attacks and learn moves;

Fourth-rate, with a foundation of internal skills and relatively skilled recruitment;

Third-rate, with five to ten years of internal strength and mediocre moves;

Second rate, average internal strength, proficient in moves;

First-class, I have been proficient in internal strength and moves for the past ten years.

The best ones are those who can freely send and receive internal energy, can defeat various moves, and have very profound martial arts skills.

Hua Buxie and Wu Ling both felt good about themselves and felt that they were the top masters. They wanted to see who was more powerful than the two of them in the world today?

Therefore, in the name of the head of Xidang, Wu Ling wrote a notice in handwriting, informing all the factions in the world:

"China has five thousand years of civilized and martial arts. By the time of the Qing Dynasty, the idiots had been in seclusion, tired of martial arts and wasted their warriors. By the end of the Qing Dynasty, the martial arts talent had withered. After the Republic of China, it was incompetent, which eventually led to the invasion of foreign powers. Many beauties like ours were raped by foreigners.

A great shame for the people of the country

I think back then, many hot-blooded and chivalrous people of our generation practiced martial arts assiduously and worked together to expel foreign thieves. They were indeed heroes.

Now, the world has been settled, and we, the martial arts people, have also been elected as the leaders of the martial arts alliance to assist the government and prosper our country.

Today, I am here with Wu Ling, the leader of Xidang Sect, and Peach Blossom Fan Xia, one of the three heroes in the world: I will not thank you for the flowers. I sincerely invite leaders of all sects, gang leaders, sect leaders, sect leaders, and leaders of all three sects and nine schools in the world.

Martial arts people, bringing their own godmothers, will gather in Xidang Mountain during the Mid-Autumn Festival this year to compete in martial arts, admire the moon, and discuss the leader of the alliance."

-----[Note, there is something here: "Bring your own godmother", why is it not "solid food"? This is a typo! The author thought: It may be that Wu Ling deliberately hinted at the world.

Of course, knowledgeable people all understand:

A pretty girl who relies on her godmother for food must of course take her godmother with her, otherwise her life will not be secure;

And a lustful person wants to have sex every day, but if he doesn’t take a girl with him, how can he be safe? Wouldn’t the world be in chaos?

And those who love to eat, of course bring dry food】------

Because the head of Xidang: Wu Ling, he has contacts with the five major sects (Donglin, Xidang, Nanmei, Beikun, and Zhonghuashan), major gangs, sects, and churches, so this discussion

The post for selecting the leader of the martial arts league was successfully sent out and distributed to various sects and gang members.

At the time of the Mid-Autumn Festival, Wu Ling, the leader of Xidang, met the people in the world:

The leader of the Donglin Sect, Vacuum Son;

Leader of Zhonghua Mountain Sect: Zhao Chengshan;

Leader of Beikunshan Sect; Liu Bullei;

Head of the Nanmeishan Sect: Tie Guanying;

And the Three Dragons Sect, which has not been heard from for decades:

Leader of Huanglong Sect: Huang Tianlong,

Leader of the Fire Dragon Cult: Fire Cloud Evil God---Zhou Zilong,

Leader of Tianlong Sect: Xiaobailong---Yang Tianming;

Zombie Sect Leader: Li Zhengying;

The Three Heroes in the World are also famous heroes: Youxia: Amorous Scholar: Liu Xingyu; Eastern Hero: Dongfang Liang; Peach Blossom Fan: Flowers Will Not Favor;

There were also gang leaders from various small gangs and so on. A group of people, nearly a thousand people, all came.

Therefore, Wu Ling, the leader of Xidang, shouted at the bench: "Today the heroes are gathered in our Xidang Mountain. We don't have anything to entertain, so I will pour a glass of plain wine for everyone to catch the wind and wash away the dust."

Xidang sent people to pour wine for everyone, and everyone drank it up

Wu Ling, the head of Xidang, said again: "Let's make a second cup. We hope to use martial arts to make friends today and choose the leader of the martial arts alliance to pour the wine."

Xidang sent people to pour wine for everyone, and everyone drank it up

Wu Ling, the leader of Xidang, said again: "Let's have a third cup. I see that everyone is in their forties or fifties. When they were young, for the sake of the country and because of that era, they did not get married. Everyone knows why.

I use this glass of wine to wish everyone at this big gathering that they will find their spouse and start a family."

Xidang sent people to pour wine for everyone, and everyone drank it up

Wu Ling, the leader of Xidang, also said: "Let's have a fourth cup..."

Someone below started to make a fuss, saying: "Give me back the whole chicken, we are here to get the leader, not a day of drinking."

Wu Ling, the head of Xidang, took a look and saw that the person speaking was the head of Zhonghua Mountain: Zhao Chengshan

Wu Ling, the leader of Xidang, said: "Master Zhao, I will listen to you and stop drinking. Let's set the rules for the competition. Now we have four plans:

1. The final winner is the leader of the alliance. It’s a one-on-one competition. It doesn’t matter life or death. Hidden weapons can be used.

2. The person with the highest martial arts will win. They will compete in groups and choose their opponents according to their abilities.

Third, everyone selects some people to compete in martial arts, and the one with the best martial arts skills is the leader of the alliance.

4. Election, election based on virtue, everyone elects by secret ballot

Damn it, in order to start quickly, everyone will vote by a show of hands

If you choose which one you agree with? One, two, three, four, which one you agree with, raise your hands and extend a few fingers."

As a result, everyone only stretched out one finger, and it was the middle finger (of course, different opinions are in the eye of the beholder)

Wu Ling, the leader of Xidang, saw that everyone's opinions were so unified, and said happily: "Okay, let's do it according to everyone's wishes, according to the first plan: the final winner is the leader of the alliance, one-on-one combat, no matter life or death, you can use hidden weapons

In this way, we have a rule: fists and feet have no eyes, no matter life or death on the stage, no revenge, otherwise, you will be the public enemy of martial arts

Now that we have chosen the leader, we must listen to the leader's command. I suggest that everyone have another drink to show their loyalty to the country and the leader of the martial arts league.

pour wine"

Everyone saw that the leader of the martial arts was really verbose, and although they were reluctant, they heard that this glass of wine was to show their loyalty to the new martial arts leader, so it was impossible not to drink the sworn wine.

Xidang sent people to pour wine for everyone, and everyone drank it up

Wu Ling, the leader of Xidang, said: "Let's have a second cup..."

Before he finished speaking, Zhao Chengshan, the head of Zhonghua Mountain, jumped onto the stage, grabbed the microphone and said: "Don't listen to Lao Wu's blabbering anymore, I'll come up first, who will fight with me?"

Although Wu Ling, the leader of Xidang, has a good relationship with Zhao Chengshan, the leader of Zhonghua Mountain, and they had fought against Japanese invaders together before, but now that Zhao Chengshan snatched his microphone in public and interrupted his speech, he felt a little angry.

Therefore, the head of the Xidang Martial Arts Sect said calmly: "Zhao Chengshan, head Zhao, we haven't seen each other for many years. Today I will have sex with you..."
Chapter completed!
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