【002】Have you been to Teacher Cang?
"uh-huh!"
Xiao Feng deliberately raised his voice and said something. Immediately, all the eyes of the whole class turned to this place. This made him feel somewhat relieved, and then kicked the chair in front of him directly.
, walked to the podium and said: "Well, do you know what I do?"
"I know, I know, I know!" At this time, a boy with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks and long red hair took over, "Humph, the night before yesterday, you stabbed me in the back! As a result, I also needed several stitches.
It cost more than 500 yuan, and the wound is still hurting to this day!"
Hearing this, Xiao Feng's heart suddenly skipped a beat! Oh my! This class is full of messy students. What was this? That night?????? He immediately thought that what he met that night was not a robber.
, but these bad students who want to bully Teacher Hong Xiaonan!
That's right, there was a guy who was carrying a watermelon knife in his hand, but he grabbed it out of anger and gave him a knife on his back! But he didn't expect that that guy would now become his student.
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(If you have friends who are watching piracy on piracy websites, I suggest you go to 17k. I’m sorry to write such a paragraph at this position. I can’t help it. In this hard-working era, piracy on pretentious websites is really too high.
Awesome! However, I believe that book friends who like "The King of Soldiers Are Crazy" will disdain this despicable behavior, right? In fact, if you think about it, how much can you spend to read some books? Ten yuan? Two
Ten yuan? Or forty yuan? Then think about it again, this little money is nothing to you. You can only buy one or two packs of cigarettes and it will be gone. But to me, this is countless days and nights.
Hurry up and write down your hard-earned money! Book friends, you are all aboveboard people. The piracy behavior is really cheating, harmful, and despicable! I curse the eighteen generations of pirate merchants who have been punished because of his behavior.
Peace! I curse him to die badly!
Okay, okay, that’s enough! If you like "The King of Soldiers is Crazy", hurry up and watch the original version on 17k! Please! Of course, these words I just say to those friends who are watching pirated versions.
That's all!) "Uh, yes, it's me! Okay, don't get excited, sit down first!" Although he felt a little embarrassed, he still glanced at the whole class with a threatening look, until he realized that the person who just spoke
The boy's face turned pale before he stopped. However, he discovered that there was actually an unparalleled little beauty hidden in the class!
Yes, she is a little beauty! The deepest impression of this beauty is that she has an amazing beauty between her eyebrows that can definitely surpass everything around her! The light willow eyebrows have been carefully modified, and the long eyelashes are flickering.
Like two brushes, a pair of big, heart-stoppingly beautiful eyes that are so bright that it makes people feel dazzled. The eyes are unusually lively and lively!
Of all the female animals in the classroom, she was the only one that made Xiao Feng feel that she was truly a beautiful being! And she was a very astonishingly beautiful being! The black hair that flowed down her shoulders was the absolute foil for a mainstream beauty.
She seemed to be very interested in Xiao Feng and kept staring at him intently.
Xiao Feng cleared his throat, struck a cool pose, and then introduced himself in his very magnetic voice: "I am your biology teacher today. My surname is Xiao, and my last name is Feng! You can call me
I, Xiao Shuai, or Brother Feng can do it! If not, then just call me teacher!"
Suddenly, there was a huge commotion below, and the buzzing of discussion felt like several large swarms of flies or bees suddenly flying in.
"Ah, it turns out he's the new teacher! Hehe, he's so handsome! Hey, hey, don't you think he looks like the same person?"
"Ah, Qiu??????? Qiu Ze! The one in "The Xia Family's Three Daughters", but he is definitely much more handsome than Qiu Ze!"
"It would be great if he is a virgin, hehe! If he is a virgin, I declare that I have chosen him!"
"Hey, hey, I heard that having sex with a virgin can improve your appearance, right?"
"??????"
All kinds of things, in short, Xiao Feng was frightened, and he felt scared: Oh my god, what kind of students are these? This era is too ?????? This is too crazy? Uneasy! Uneasy! Oh my God
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But I like it! Hehe!
But the time was limited, and soon the school bell rang. No matter how good Xiao Feng was, he still had to go to class, right? However, the damn thing was, when he was about to show everyone the picture he had finally prepared, the following voice
It's actually bigger than before. The most disgusting thing is that a boy with an afro is still leaning against the window sill and pumping hard! He's puffing away smoke! The feeling is better than that of a living god!
I-fuck!
Whoosh!
Xiao Feng couldn't bear it anymore, grabbed the blackboard eraser and smashed it directly. Not to mention, there was no deviation from the distance of six meters! It hit the guy's head squarely. Immediately, the guy seemed to be angry,
It seems that this guy usually doesn't pay much attention to the teacher, so he thought that the new one today must be similar to the previous one, and he flattened it just by pinching it.
"What? Teacher, don't you know that I have such a moral character? Okay, do you dare to hit me? My dad is the second in command of the school's board of directors. If you dare to touch me, my dad will fire you right away.
Come on! Come on! Hit me!"
Under the puzzling gazes of everyone, Xiao Feng rushed over without saying a word. In a moment, his fists and kicks came out, and the afro was beaten to the ground and huddled up in a ball, crying!
"Damn it, I've never heard of such a request in my life! If you beg me to hit you, there's no reason why I shouldn't hit you, right? Damn it!"
When I stood on the podium again, it was extremely quiet.
"Well, what we are going to talk about today is the physiological structure of women! Look carefully, everyone, this is a picture!" As he said that, he showed the picture he brought in full and hung it on the blackboard.
This is not a slide show, but a real color film, it feels so realistic!
However, after such a display, most of the girls in the class blushed shyly and lowered their heads, while the boys' eyes almost popped out when they saw it.
Human body!
"Haha, tsk tsk, damn God's creation is really fair, the teacher is so fair and there is no waste!"
"Damn! You have the nerve to say it, you know? If you are an adult, you are not enough!"
"You know what the heck? That's a white guy in the picture!"
"What about the black ones? How about the black ones?"
"Tch! Damn it, why are you going to have sex with a black man? Damn it! Are you lacking in virtue?"
After listening carefully to the following discussion, not to mention, Xiao Feng suddenly became interested. Moreover, it was still subconscious!
"Uh, classmate, you are wrong! In fact, there is not much difference between white people, black people and yellow people!"
Immediately, all the male classmates became interested, and even the girls couldn't help but listen carefully to what he said.
"Teacher, have you ever had sex with a European woman? How did it feel? What about Japanese women? Teacher, what do you think of Teacher Ao?"
"Well, they are still no match for our Z-country women! The key is that the scream is really scary. As for the Japanese women, I have had sex with a few, but never with Mr. Aang. I did have such an opportunity once, but?
??????Oh, what are you asking me for? What did I say? Hey, classmate, this is very immoral! Well, okay, let’s continue the class!”
Chapter completed!