"Honey, hurry up. You're going to be late. Don't blame me if you're late. Hurry up, hurry up." Even when I was going to the bathroom in the bathroom, I was pushed to death by this guy Zhe Ye. It's so evil, he's pushing me.

I couldn't even pee.

"Hey, what are you doing? Pee. Why are you urging me so urgently? Besides, did I deliberately stay in the toilet after peeing and not come out?" I looked at him with contempt and said.

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"You, that's it, your temper hasn't changed at all." Zheye took my hand and left.

"Zheye, I heard that Jiejie is going to transfer to our school." My hand was held by Zheye and I said as we walked.

"I already knew it. She already knew me." Zheye said with disdain.

I originally thought that when I told him, he would look shocked, but I didn't expect that his expression didn't fluctuate at all. It was so bland and boring.

"What? I told you a long time ago, so why didn't you tell me? This Jiejie is real. She said we are good friends. She didn't take me seriously at all." I said angrily.

"Hahaha... someone is too narcissistic." Zheye didn't comfort me, but made fun of me anyway.

It's really lawless, this Zheye...

"Hey, are you two having an affair?" I yelled at Zheye rudely.

"No way, wife, don't talk nonsense, you are my wife now, don't you understand my feelings for you? You, you know how to be jealous, you see that aunt last time just asked

Lu, you also wonder if she has something to do with me. Wife, although I am handsome, don’t think too highly of me. Although I am also liked by many people, although I am also loved by everyone,

Your family will fall in love with me as soon as they see me, but not everyone will fall in love with me as soon as they see me." Zhe Ye is even more narcissistic than me.

"Narcissist." I said with fierce contempt.

"Are you narcissistic?" Zheye looked at me with half-squinted eyes and said.

"Humph, of course. Anyway, from now on, you must abide by the wifely rules." I said in a high-key manner.

When Zheye heard this, he was dumbfounded and said: "Ah...what? There are also wife rules?"

"Why, aren't you convinced? Didn't you say it before? You will pamper me, love me, and listen to my words. You won't forget it so quickly, right?" I said rudely.

he said.

At home, I treat Zheye like a tigress.

Mom, Aunt Lan, and the others all said that we were newlyweds, but we didn’t have to go to school and couldn’t go out for our honeymoon, so they left and went to play and celebrate well, and let us have a good honeymoon at home.

"Come on...Okay, tell me, what are the wife's rules and how many are there. Wife, just don't let me do anything that is harmful to nature." Zhe Ye said with a sad face.

"Not many, just one, and it won't make you do anything harmful." I said with a sly smile.

As soon as Zheye heard what I said, his eyes immediately brightened up.

"Okay, let's talk about it, it's just one." Zheye said proudly.

"Well, listen carefully. Although this is only one, it's a bit long." I said to Zheye gently.

Zheye also echoed: "It's necessary, it's just one. It doesn't matter if it's longer."

"Well, listen well." I smiled and said again.

In fact, as long as he does this, I have nothing more to ask for and I will be satisfied.

"Well, I've already picked my ears and listened. Ready, wife, let's talk." Zheye also deliberately picked his ears.

"Ahem... My wife's rule is that you can only love me in your heart, love me and think about me in your dreams. You can only pamper me. In your heart, you can only say that I am the most beautiful, in your dreams.

You are thinking of me both inside and outside your dreams. There is only me in your dreams and outside your dreams. You can only have me in your eyes, and you can only see me in your eyes. When I am angry, you have to coax me and admit your mistakes, because that is all

It's your fault, it's you who made me angry. If I made a mistake, then it's also your fault, because it was you who made me make a mistake." I said this much in one breath.

Zheye saw me stop, swallowed his saliva, looked at me and said, "This, this one?"

"We haven't finished talking yet, why are you so anxious?" I rolled my eyes and said.

"Uh... there's more, okay, let's talk about it later." Zheye swallowed again and said.

"Well, cough cough cough... you are not allowed to look at other beauties, even if they are not beautiful, no matter they are old, young, tender, not so beautiful, ugly, fat, fat, they are all prohibited.

Ignore it, if you can't do it, go home and kneel on the washboard." I thought for a while and said.

"But what should I do if I accidentally see someone walking in front of me?" Zheye looked at me with an aggrieved face and said.

"Well, I haven't thought about this. Let's talk about it later. As long as you remember these things, it's fine. Do your part. It's not a gift. Just look at me." I said very generously.

said.

"Oh, I understand, wife, I still have a question." Zheye asked again.

"Well, ask."

"Then what if I can't dream of you? As you know, this dream is not controlled by others." Zhe Ye said with some embarrassment.

Zheye is right, this dream is hard to control.

"I haven't thought of this yet." I realized that the wifely code I had made was not perfect yet, and I had to study it carefully another day.

"Oh, wife, I still have questions." Zheye asked again.

"Anything else? Ask."

"Well, what if, besides what you think, a mother came to me and stood in front of me, wouldn't I see it? What should I do?" Zhe Ye, why do you keep asking weird questions.

"Can't you close your eyes?" he said a little irritably.

This person is also real.

"Okay. Is there anything else?" Zheye said with an aggrieved look.

"Well, one more thing is, you are not allowed to talk to other mothers. It is still the same. No matter male, female, old or young, you are not allowed to talk. If you comply, you will be photographed kneeling on the washboard when you go home." I felt proud again.

said.

"What if someone comes to talk to me?" Zheye asked again.

"Hey, why do you have so many problems?" I said to him impatiently.

"Then you should always ask questions if you have any questions." Zhe Ye said with a sad face again.

"Then wouldn't you just ignore him and stop talking to her? This needs to be taught," I said with disdain.

Zheye walked with his head down...

I walked triumphantly until I arrived at school.

As soon as Zheye arrives at school, many girls will look at him covetously...

What I hate most is that these girls keep staring at him like this. I hate it. It’s so annoying. It’s really annoying...

"Zheye, look, there are so many girls looking at you. Go home and kneel on the washboard." I yelled at Zheye when I got angry.

"Honey, how about I go and announce what we did last night?" Zheye looked at me with a wicked smile and said.

"Why are you so shameless?" I said bitterly.

"How about it? Do you still want to kneel on the washboard?" Zheye still looked at me with a wicked smile and said.

"No need." I said with a sad face.

Damn it, Zhe Ye, always thinking about telling others about our relationship is so perverted.

However, I don't want others to know, and this is the leverage I have in his hands...

"Hey, beauty...she's so beautiful today." Suddenly, a beautiful woman walked past us, and Zheye actually whistled at her and praised her for her beauty.

Damn it, I just said that I am the only one allowed to be called beautiful.

"Zheye, I want to divorce you..." As soon as I yelled, Zheye immediately ran back to me and said with a flattering face: "Honey, I was actually talking about you just now. Don't be angry. Divorce is not good.

Divorce is not good…”

"Humph..." I shook my head, twisted my butt and walked away.

I have weaknesses, don’t you?
Chapter completed!