Chapter 336 Ma Xiaoshu's Charm(1/4)
Chapter 336 Ma Xiaoshu’s Charm
Guo Hailun and Sha Yi, who were originally following Ma Xiaoshu and preparing to attack him, were shocked when they saw that Ma Xiaoshu was so naive and analyzed the answer to the riddle accurately, and immediately ran away.
While trotting, Guo Hailun complained: "Can you do it, Brother Sha? Didn't you say that Ma Xiaoshu is whistling? Why is your head so bright all of a sudden?"
Sha Yi was aggrieved: "When did I say that Ma Xiaoshu was stupid? He is a real scoundrel, but he is also a smart scoundrel. His IQ belongs to Schrödinger's IQ, which is high and low."
"Why did the person named Xue give him an IQ? Are they familiar with each other?"
"It's not Xue, it's Schrödinger."
"It can't be a compound surname, right?"
"Ah...yes! Brother Xue Ding gave him his IQ, okay? Brother Shu is a thief better than anyone else. It's normal for us to be guessed by him."
"Okay. Then we can only meet up with Dalin. I can't defeat him in a single fight."
"You guys can't play basketball either!"
Guo Hailun: "Who told you that playing basketball is enough? How to deal with...animals like Ma Xiaoshu?"
Ma Xiaoshu didn't have the time. He went backstage to remove makeup and wash his face, and then immediately rushed to the second battlefield - "The Masked Singer"!
He came to "Let's Run" just to cover for "The Masked Singer".
Xiao Jiteng looked confused, what is going on?
Guo Hailun said domineeringly: "What are you afraid of? The three of us will tear them apart now, and finally we will join forces to deal with Ma Xiaoshu. Wouldn't we win?"
Ma Xiaoshu said in a philosopher's tone: "Because... men think it's girly to use scissors, so you can win with paper."
Wang Zhelin became even more shy.
Seems pretty fair...
Bang~
Ma Xiaoshu dunked successfully.
Xiao Jiteng: "Hahahahaha..."
Whoosh!
The camera turned and Ma Xiaoshu and Guo Hailun were playing basketball one-on-one.
Ma Xiaoshu was ecstatic, but his face was very cold: "Brother Leng asked me if I wanted a role..."
What?
Ma Xiaoshu and Sha Yi together? Just ignore that one.
Chug tug tug...
"A group of people with worrying IQs..."
Except for paper twice, rock three times, and scissors once when he played guessing games.
Zheng Kai seemed to be smiling but not smiling.
Ma Xiaoshu got on the bus to Zhezhou Station, sketching the performance blueprint of "Fighting Back to School" in his head, and suddenly became alert, eh? What's the song I'm singing this time?
Oh, that one, I almost got distracted by those two guys playing basketball...
Ma Xiaoshu quickly got out of the car: "Brother Lun, Brother Lin, what's the matter?"
"Then it's their fault. They didn't tell me that I was an undercover agent. Why should I sacrifice my life for them?"
Barrage:
Ma Xiaoshu suddenly picked his butt, which seemed to be a little itchy. The basketball in his other hand went a little awry and his dribbling failed.
The remaining four male guests looked at each other in confusion. What is going on?
Protecting female guests? Doesn’t exist.
"So, Brother Shu, are you going to hide now and let them tear each other apart?"
The only hope is to rely on Ma Xiaoshu.
Ma Xiaoshu dribbled: "Alright! Win two out of three games."
When Song Qiyu saw her brothers being eliminated, she couldn't sit still and begged Ma Xiaoshu to take her to help.
Cai Xiaokun: "Basketball is a sport for five people!"
Brother Shu? Enter?
As they were walking, Song Qiyu suddenly patted his head and asked: "Brother Shu, is it possible that you are really an undercover agent, but you just don't know it, or you didn't receive the message?"
Ma Xiaoshu turned his back to Guo Hailun and asked him to tear him apart. He was not convinced: "Am I a chicken thief? You are even more of a chicken thief! If it wasn't basketball, I could tear you apart if you two played together!"
"Brother Shu is the king of variety shows part-time!"
Zheng Kai and Yang Anzhu were dumbfounded, kid, wasn't that what Ma Xiaoshu analyzed just now? Why did you analyze it?
Sha Yi and Xiao Jiteng are still acting.
At this moment, Guo Hailun had already pounced back, and the speed of his return was really terrifying.
Wang Zhelin was on the verge of crying but couldn't shed tears: "If we compete in basketball, I won't lose!"
"Zheng Kai OUT!"
These few are still complacent.
Ma Xiaoshu also knew that there were pitfalls, but it was okay. Anyway, the program was effective.
However, there is no grudge between the two of them. Instead, they have become much closer because of this game. The better, the better they will play together in the future.
"oh!"
Sha Yi's face broke into laughter: "Kaizi, actually Lao Xiao and I are very entangled. We resist the undercover mission. If you didn't brag just now, I wouldn't want to tear you apart! But you are too talkative.
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Song Qiyu did as he was told, and as expected, Teacher Sha capsized in the gutter and was torn apart.
Song Qiyu jumped up and down like a cheerleader: "Brother Shu, come on! Brother Shu, come on!"
The fact is that Ma Xiaoshu and Song Qiyu were about ten meters behind Wang Zhelin, and the other party was not aware of them.
Ma Xiaoshu sent a spin ball and hit Song Qiyu's face directly: "Didn't you ask just now, what if I am an undercover agent? It's very simple! I will tear them all apart, and finally you will tear me apart."
Song Qiyu: "Oh..."
"ah?"
Song Qiyu found that this was not the case at all. In comparison, Yang Anzhu looked like a dork, Li Chen looked like a fool, and Ma Xiaoshu was so witty!
No wonder he can lead a super popular girl group, he is so gentle to girls in private...
Yang Anzhu: "Now it seems that it's your showdown."
Guo Hailun: "Even if you are looking for a boxing team to deal with an animal like him, you are not sure."
Sha Yi said: "Zhu Guanwen was torn apart by those two as soon as he came up. No one could react. Later, they caught up with the three of us. Li Chente was generous and let us go behind him first, and then he was out.
"
With the addition of Sha Yi and Xiao Ji Teng, the five-person team there has become very exciting.
Wang Zhelin was convinced.
After getting in the car, when Ma Xiaoshu was about to leave for the TV station, Guo Hailun and Wang Zhelin chased after him.
Song Qiyu is like most girls. She is not very good-looking and has an average figure, but she has a lively personality, but she is not very good at playing table tennis.
Zheng Kai: "Guo Hailun is just a troublemaker. He wants to divide us internally so that they can break them one by one. I believe in Brother Sha Yi and Teacher Xiao. They have nothing to do with basketball!"
"That's because you haven't tasted authentic Malatang. I used to think Malatang was from other places, until I went to Leshan."
The eliminated ones were feeling aggrieved in the lounge. Is this really because of Ma Xiaoshu's IQ? We were defeated by his intelligence? Isn't this... too insulting?
The recording of this program has ended, and the guests have left each other’s contact information, which is also routine practice.
Wang Zhelin was very happy, like a child weighing two hundred pounds.
Guo Hailun said: "Teacher Sha, let's stop acting! That's right, we are undercovers, how about it?"
Song Qiyu was also very happy: "Brother Shu is so witty!"
On the sidelines, Wang Zhelin was shocked: "Fuck! Fuck! That's awesome, you can even play professionally with this!"
Zheng Kai was still showing off when Sha Yi tore him from behind.
Song Qiyu served stiffly.
On the other side, Ma Xiaoshu and Song Qiyu were looking for people everywhere.
In the eyes of Guo Hailun and Wang Zhelin, Ma Xiaoshu, who has a low IQ and low EQ, is simply an upright brother who responds to every request!
Knowing that Cai Xiaokun was wailing, Wang Zhelin was shocked. Damn it, this girl's voice... is so exciting!
Of the three here, only Yang Anzhu was on the run, and the other two men were all torn apart.
To be continued...