Chapter 328(2/3)
Fangyuan answered: "So you are still in charge tonight? How embarrassing. You are a guest and you come to cook for us. We... toast you!"
Everyone: "Here's a toast to you!"
Ma Xiaoshu: "..."
Isn't this your routine? Why are you pretending to be innocent?
Ma Xiaoshu has been doing variety shows for so long, and he also knows the market. Variety shows are all about causing trouble. Ma Xiaoshu came to Mushroom House to fight for housing and cook, which everyone loved to see.
No……
Ma Xiaoshu suddenly felt a little unconvinced.
Why am I the one cooking on your show? Why don’t you come to cook on my show?
no!
I have to have sex for free...
After the meal, Ma Xiaoshu fed the bones on the table to the dog. The dog refused to eat, so Ma Xiaoshu gave him a lesson and ate it anyway.
"If you don't eat bones as a dog, you might want to get into the casserole!"
H and O were sent away immediately, lying on the ground chewing pig trotter bones and wagging their tails at Ma Xiaoshu.
This two-legged beast is so vicious that you can’t afford to mess with it!
What is this?
It also came in heat recently, and Ma Xiaoshu didn't bring it. Otherwise, it would be a normal operation if H turned green on the spot.
After all, Lai Huo'er is also a ferocious dog who has experienced survival in the wilderness.
Washing dishes is the job of the three juniors in Mushroom House.
As usual, He Jiyong boiled water and made coffee and served it.
Sun Zuer ordered a cup of bitter coffee for himself. Seeing that Ma Xiaoshu didn't move, he added two pieces of sugar and half a carton of milk to him. This guy couldn't drink bitter coffee.
Ma Xiaoshu was trying to trick Fangyuan into cooking in "Gourmet of the Wilderness", but the other party was an old fox and just couldn't fall for the trick.
Although Ma Xiaoshu is very wretched, he is far from Fangyuan's opponent.
Finally, Fangyuan was annoyed by Ma Xiaoshu and said, "I know Mr. He is going to your show. Let's do it like last year. You write a song in Mushroom House like last year. If this new song can touch me, I will go. If you can't
, then let’s not talk about it, how about that?”
Who wants you to go?!
Rare!
Ma Xiaoshu's show is really a waste of guests, and those who have been there don't want to go there again, so the fat guy like Fangyuan can still fight for it.
What's more, Teacher Fang and Teacher Sha Yi...right?
Very chemical reaction!
Ma Xiaoshu: "What song should I write?"
Teacher He said: "How about writing a topic composition? Just like last year's competition, the program team gave keywords. Last year he wrote "A Laugh in the Sea"! Teacher Fang, can you give me a topic?"
Fangyuan rubbed his chin, lost in thought.
After a while, the old fox said: "Our program is called "Fascinating Life", but it is actually farm life, ordinary, just... ordinary."
Ma Xiaoshu got up and walked into the house.
He Jiyong: "Brother Shu, what are you doing?"
He has a good relationship with Yang Li, and now he is also called Shu Ge.
Ma Xiaoshu said: "Get the guitar."
Soon, Ma Xiaoshu sat in the pavilion with his guitar in his arms, picked up the coffee with milk and sugar and took a sip. Well, this is the taste.
Fangyuan wondered: "Are you going to create something or..."
Ma Xiaoshu: "Isn't it enough to just have the skills to write a song? Listen to it, this song is called "The Ordinary Road"."
Fangyuan and He Jiyong looked at each other, not happy about being so scary!
Both of these albums were released abroad.
Ma Xiaoshu's inspiration surged like a spring, which he couldn't stop at all:
Wandering on the road, do you want to leave? via via
…
I have crossed mountains and seas and passed through mountains and seas of people
Everything I once owned was gone in the blink of an eye
I was once lost, disappointed and lost all direction
Until you see that ordinary is the only answer
…
"Go, go, go! Isn't it okay for me to go? I'll go with Teacher He when the time comes. Don't be shy. If you want me to cook, I'll do it."
Old Fox Fang was also convinced.
It’s hard not to be convinced, it’s another original song that impressed him.
Speaking of which, even though he agreed to make a guest appearance on Ma Xiaoshu's show for free, Mushroom House still made money. After all, Ma Xiaoshu's new song premiered on Mushroom House.
He Jiyong also nodded frequently: "It sounds good, it sounds so good! Sometimes I really want to open your head and see what's inside!"
Sun Zuer drank bitter coffee and listened to the song with a smile on his face.
In the kitchen, three young men who were washing dishes looked towards the yard.
Zhang Xiaofeng looked astonished: "Wow! I feel like Brother Shu's whole body is shining. He is so awesome! Are you writing a new song now?"
Peng Youchang said: "You were not there when he came last season, and he was about to leave when you came, so you didn't know. He hadn't debuted last year. He wrote two original songs in Mushroom House. When he went to the competition
Gods who stand in their way will kill gods and Buddhas who stand in their way and kill Buddhas!"
Zhang Xiaofeng: "I watched the later program and it was really scary."
Peng Youchang looked at Zhang Xingyi: "Aren't you awesome?"
Zhang Xingyi was slightly embarrassed: "It's amazing! His originality is really amazing. Lu Han even praised him as a human being, hahaha..."
Lu Han and Ma Xiaoshu's duet "Love in B.C." has become a masterpiece. Unfortunately, my brother Zhang has not yet made a masterpiece.
I want to sing a song with Ma Xiaoshu, but I feel embarrassed. After all, he is also an original singer himself.
In the pavilion, Ma Xiaoshu finished singing a new song and played with the strings of the piano.
He Jiyong turned his attention to Zuer: "Xiao Zuer, are you still eating?"
Sun Zuer was gnawing on the chicken legs in the boiled cabbage soup: "It's not that I want to eat it, but the two dogs want to eat the bones, so I gave them two to chew on."
Fangyuan Yile: "That's a good excuse!"
Teacher He: "Teacher Fang, do you know? Even though Zuer is young, she is a very thoughtful girl. She goes on the show and tells people that she will have a baby when she is 18 years old. Pfft...it's a pity that she doesn't even have a boyfriend."
No."
Fangyuan: "What kind of boys does Zuer like? Let me introduce to you, we at Beijing Film Academy have a lot of handsome boys."
Didn’t Zhang Xiaofeng get involved in this?
Sun Zuer shook his head: "I will take the Beijing Film Academy exam next year. Then I will go in and look for someone in person. I want someone who is tall and handsome, preferably someone who is polite and elegant, and preferably someone who can play golf!"
This standard is actually normal.
Who knows, Ma Xiaoshu said: "It's no use being handsome, the key is to treat you well."
Sun Zuer: "I just like handsome people, and the children I give birth to will look good!"
"shallow!"
Ma Xiaoshu played the guitar again.
Zuer: "I'm only seventeen years old, shouldn't I be superficial? If I don't find someone good-looking, how can I find someone as ugly as you?"
The atmosphere suddenly froze.
No one dares to call Ma Xiaoshu ugly to his face.
Just as He Jiyong was about to smooth things over, Ma Xiaoshu spoke up: "You are so fat that it's strange that a handsome guy likes you!"
Sun Zuer: "Who do you look down on? Oops~"
Ma Xiaoshu twisted the soft flesh on her cheek, and it was a big lump. The soft and whistling feeling was quite good.
He Jiyong smiled and said: "You two don't look like you have only met twice..."
Fangyuan was stunned: "What? They have only met twice? Impossible!"
Ma Xiaoshu immediately let go, but belatedly realized that his behavior was a bit too much. For this program, as someone with a girlfriend, it was inappropriate to make people look like this...
To be continued...