Chapter 289 Ma Xiaoshu and Snake

I couldn’t stand the barrage anymore and kept complaining about Ma Xiaoshu:

"Please be a human being!"

"God damn give way to pedestrians..."

"Wild Boar: Blame me?"

"You roasted someone and made sarcastic remarks."

"It's still baked in front of his house."

"Hahaha……"

"Encountered a wild boar when we landed? I suspect that the wild boar is an actor hired by the show crew!"

"Pig: Pay the notification fee, thank you."

"Ma Xiaoshu, are you cheap?"

"He even gave a close-up shot of the roasted wild boar's face..."

"It's too much!"

I saw Ma Xiaoshu holding a camera and getting close to take a picture of the pig's face that was roasted until it was sizzling with oil. The two tusks were a little black due to the fire and were not as white as just now. Ma Xiaoshu moved and moved, carefully recording the wild boar.

Comrade’s voice and smile.

Although it is dead, it will live forever in Ma Xiaoshu's belly.

Ma Xiaoshu's face shot: "What's your expression? You're a little anxious, classmate! Don't look sad. The most important thing about being a pig is to be happy... Come and have a smile."

He used a wooden stick to raise the corners of the wild boar's mouth, and it looked a little cute when it smiled.

Ma Xiaoshu sang and danced around the bonfire to give salvation to the new piggy:

"Pig! Your nose has two holes, and you still have snot when you have a cold. Cow, pig! You have dark eyes, and you can't see where you look, pig! Your ears are so big.

, no matter how hard you fan, you can’t hear me calling you stupid..."

The program team specially added two rows of subtitles next to it

The big subtitle is concise and clear: "Crazy!"

The small subtitles are sincere: "Note: The personal words and deeds of the guests do not represent the position of the program team."

So, Ma Xiaoshu happily cut the roasted wild boar meat into eight pieces, gnawed on one pig leg, and wrapped the rest in tree leaves and put them in his backpack.

Although this wild boar has a bad temper, it is actually not a big one and is quite light.

Is there any better luck than getting more than ten kilograms of barbecued meat at the beginning?

Ma Xiaoshu is indeed Koi version 2.0.

At this time, Ma Xiaoshu began to explore the terrain and identify the direction.

This area is a typical tropical rainforest, with dense vegetation, humid and hot weather, low but extremely steep mountains, and cliffs and steep slopes everywhere.

Ma Xiaoshu said to the camera: "Our destination is in the east. It is now 10:30 in the morning. According to the position of the sun, we can see that the east is directly ahead. There is a steep slope with some bamboo growing on the slope.

It's very steep and overgrown with weeds, and the most dangerous thing is the dry bamboo leaves on the ground, which are like skating when you step on them..."

He took a camera and carefully photographed the surrounding environment, especially the steepness of the slope.

Then, Ma Xiaoshu said: "The environment that the five of us are facing should be similar. If we want to go to our destination, we have to go down the mountain to find the river and move along the river. I guess Teacher Gou Jian and Sha Yi can't go down. It's too high and too steep."

As for Mr. De, he should be able to use various things around him as tools to find the safest and most efficient way down the mountain. Mr. Bei would like it to be simpler, right? Just take a leap of faith?"

Commenting on the barrage, taking a leap of faith at such a high level? How could Mr. Pei be so stupid?

The camera turned.

Standing on the edge of the cliff, Mr. Pei began to taunt: "This is the most dangerous part of the jungle. The slope is steep and slippery. There is no place to borrow strength. Every year, hundreds of people lose their lives because of their mistakes. Believe me,

Don't challenge this slippery slope easily, you will fly out like a bullet until you hit something. So, I am ready to jump..."

Phew~

Mr. Bei flew out, a leap of faith.

He jumped onto the slope and slid down, then he stabbed the knife into the ground with both hands to use as a brake.

Swish, swish, swish...

He just slipped down, and a small camera placed on the tree on the top of the mountain recorded his death-seeking behavior.

Soon, Mr. Bei appeared in the selfie lens: "Oh! It was so exciting. At the last stage of my descent, a piece of bamboo caught me. I'm glad it wasn't a stone, otherwise I would have broken all the bones in my body. Moreover,

What do you think this is? I found a lot of wood maggots in the bamboo forest, and their protein content is six times that of beef... In the jungle, no protein should be wasted."

Barrage:

"Fuck! Fuck!"

"Ma Xiaoshu was right again."

"After all, Bei Buhuan."

"Master Pei never takes any detours, let alone protein."

"Isn't this too fierce?"

"A man at the top of the food chain!"

On the other side, Master De has made a rappel rope out of tree vines:

"Everyone knows that the tree vine is a particularly strong vine. People use it to make tree houses, weave tools, and of course it is a very reliable choice for making ropes. I checked and there are all steep hillsides nearby. We

I need to rappel down from here, I hope my rappel rope is long enough, wish me good luck."

Soon, Mr. De hung himself on the cliff.

"Oh Shet! Shet..."

Mr. De was dangling in the air like he was on a swing. His rope was used up, but there was still about ten meters high below.

"This is so crazy! I didn't know there was a recessed cliff here, which messed up my plan, but...it's not a big problem, I can swing to the slope over there and use the bamboo there as a tool

, complete the next descent."

Relying on his strong physical fitness, he swayed directly to the slope, cut two bamboos for support, and slowly moved down.

"Hey hey hey..."

Mr. De suddenly laughed and peeled open a small bamboo shoot in front of the camera and found something to eat!

Yeah, it's quite crispy.

Gou Jian, who was in the same situation, was completely blinded. He sat alone on the hillside and screamed: "Ah! Ma Xiaoshu, your uncle! You can't fall to death if you go down like this? I want to quit!"

He howled a few times and then said to the camera: "This is an impossible task. It's too high. You can't even see the bottom. No one can get down. So, I'd better walk up the hillside and find a path."

Go down to that place."

How could there be a road?

The program team chose wilderness areas that have never been explored by humans, and there are no shortcuts.

Fugui'er obviously thought too much and cried while walking. He was tired, thirsty and hungry.

The program team's drones have been following Fu Gui'er. In order to ensure the safety of him and Teacher Sha, the program team equipped them with three drones to track them throughout the whole process. The other three people only have one drone each.

Sha Yi is much more realistic. He knows the show crew's urinal nature and there is no point in crying. He must either quit or go on bravely.

Although he had gone through special training, he really didn't learn anything other than making fire, and his physical fitness was limited. Therefore, it would take a lot of brains for him to go down such a steep slope.

Although Sha Yi was wronged, his mind was still flexible and he quickly thought of a solution.

He found a steep slope with dense trees, jumped directly to a tree below, slammed into the tree and braked, and then found the next nearest tree, causing him to scream...

Teacher Sha also risked his life for this program, and the audience couldn't bear to watch it.

Finally, the camera returned to Ma Xiaoshu. He was not in a hurry to set off. Instead, he sat on the cliff and knitted straw sandals. After knitting, he made a nail plate out of bamboo to fix it on the sole of the shoe.

Ma Xiaoshu wore homemade nail-board shoes and used a sharpened bamboo pole as a cane to walk down the steep slope.

He walked sideways on the slope in a zigzag pattern. In this way, the steep mountain became much gentler. This is the same principle as the winding roads in the mountains.

The spikes made of bamboo can be wedged into soft soil and grass, and have good anti-slip properties. Ma Xiaoshu only needs to walk diagonally downwards.

He walked very relaxedly and even took pictures of the scenery along the way for the audience.

"There are many mountain peaks in the distance, and there should be a river valley below. However, the rivers in the rainforest are full of unknowns. It is not easy to walk along the rivers. There may be waterfalls, cliffs, etc. But at least there will be sufficient water sources by the rivers.

So, let’s go down first and then talk about it.”

Domestic audiences have become accustomed to seeing Ma Xiaoshu so relaxed. This guy always doesn't play by the rules and records a survival show, and the filming is as smooth as "You can fuck you".

The same goes for hunting sharks, and the same goes for killing crocodiles.

Foreign audiences are more curious. They don't know that bamboo can be used to make spikes, and the effect is so good.

Not long after, Ma Xiaoshu descended into the valley and came to a stone wall. There were bushes on the right and a bamboo forest on the left. Under the stone wall was a pool. The river turned a corner here, forming a small pool.
To be continued...