Chapter 279 Offensive Guest

Of course, the program crew was not able to capture Ma Xiaoshu's childhood. They only briefly captured Ma Xiaoshu's hometown. Many video clips were stolen from other programs, splicing together a miserable rural scene.

Lu Yu: "It's hard to imagine that a musical talent like Ma Xiaoshu grew up in such a poor and backward environment..."

Ma Xiaoshu immediately retorted: "I'm suing you for defamation! You say poverty is okay, but we are not backward. We have advanced ideas and high consciousness. My dad can also dance mechanically."

Lu Yu smiled and said: "I understand your strong hometown sentiment, and I can't bear to hear others say that my hometown is not good."

Ma Xiaoshu: "It's good in the first place, but you don't understand."

More than one interview on Lu Yu's show has been like a quarrel, but she didn't realize it at all and thought the atmosphere was good.

So, she said: "Then you share with us the good things about your hometown."

Ma Xiaoshu: "..."

Thinking about it carefully, it seems that there really is nothing to share.

This makes Ma Xiaoshu a little ashamed. I really don't know my hometown well enough. If it were my father who could smoke leaf cigarettes and chat with you for one night, the village chief could fight with you for three days and three nights.

Fortunately, the host is Lu Yu. She doesn't care at all whether you answer or not. She quickly jumped to the next question:

"Eh? I'm very curious. I heard that you went to a village primary school when you were a child. Does the village primary school have a canteen?"

“There is no canteen, so we all bring our own meals.”

"I heard from the director that it was just an iron box containing rice, water, sweet potatoes and some other vegetables, right? It was brought to school. It was almost noon, and the teacher took all the lunch boxes and steamed them in a pot. Is that right?"

"right."

"Is there any meat or anything?"

"No."

"Why don't you eat meat? Is meat easy to spoil? Or what's the reason?"

Lu Yu stared at Ma Xiaoshu curiously.

Ma Xiaoshu recalled: "Meat is not easy to go bad. My hometown makes bacon and marinated meat, which is not easy to go bad. But everyone doesn't like to eat it. They like to eat fresh vegetables."

Lu Yu: "So, it's not because you can't afford meat, right?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "In our hometown, every family kills at least one pig every year, so how can we have no meat to eat? When we get tired of eating, vegetables become even rarer."

Lu Yu was still a little disappointed. If Ma Xiaoshu couldn't afford meat when he was a child, the effect of this show would be different.

She concluded: "Although Ma Xiaoshu's family was poor when he was a child, he could basically eat meat and eat rice every day. Unlike the last time I interviewed a celebrity, he could only eat steamed buns for every meal when he was a child...

"

Ma Xiaoshu: "Is the person you are talking about a northerner?"

Lu Yu: "Ah! How did you know?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "You guessed it. In fact, I was very poor when I was a child. I couldn't eat steamed buns twice a year. I never had pork stewed vermicelli or pot-roasted pork even once since I was a child."

Lu Yu: "Really? The mountainous areas are definitely not rich."

Ma Xiaoshu smiled slightly and nodded to express that everything you said was damn right.

Suddenly, Ma Xiaoshu was no longer angry. He found that this program was quite interesting. There were not many reliable talk show hosts, such as Lu Yu and Hu Hua.

Lu Yu commented: "Ma Xiaoshu has endured hardship. Did this experience have any impact on your creation or outlook on life? A difficult environment is the best training for people!"

Ma Xiaoshu: "It has no influence! Those who emphasize that hardship is a treasure and loss is a blessing, one of them is a fucking bastard. None of them have suffered hardship, but they always lead others to praise suffering and dedication. Why don't they themselves

To contribute? Let me say that the best state of this society is that no one suffers hardship or suffers losses. Wealth! Fairness! Hardship cannot bring a person qualitative sublimation or learning ability."

Lu Yu: "Really? I don't agree."

Ma Xiaoshu: "You, a person who can't even understand how the South eats rice and the North eats noodles, do you have the right to disagree? Have you experienced hardship? You haven't, but you still became a host, with a generous income.

Living a decent life. Why?”

Lu Yu thought seriously and then said: "Actually, people in the north also eat rice. Many of my friends around me eat Northeastern rice."

Ma Xiaoshu leaned back, wow, I have never encountered such a powerful fool in my life.

Even Ma Hanpi found it a bit hard to bear.

Was the point of what I said just now about eating rice and noodles? It was about why you are the host!

Ma Xiaoshu: "Although the Northeast produces rice,..."

Lu Yu raised her hand: "I eat Thai fragrant rice, but I'm not used to Northeastern rice. Are you used to it? It's round, soft and glutinous."

Ma Xiaoshu: "..."

What the fuck are you doing, prose interviews?

The audience burst out laughing. Although they were invited by the program team, they are still human beings.

Ma Xiaoshu thought to himself, could this kind of silly questions be the style of this program? Is this the desired effect of this program?

Do you blame me for being too serious today?

Okay! Then I will let myself go.

Ma Xiaoshu said: "I actually don't like eating rice, I prefer eating."

Lu Yu: "Rice is rice, rice."

Ma Xiaoshu: "Ah! That's it."

Lu Yu: "..."

She couldn't figure out whether Ma Xiaoshu was really stupid or not. Anyway, people on the Internet said he was not very smart.

Next, Lu Yu shifted the topic to Ma Xiaoshu's profession. This time Ma Xiaoshu came to the show with a gimmick. His album "Ma Xiaoshu 2022" set a sales record in the mainland within three months of its release. This record has been dusted for more than ten years.

years.

After praising Ma Xiaoshu for a few words, he became sensitive again.

"Hao Shengyin said your song soil, do you recognize it?"

"I……"

"You definitely don't admit it. Jackdaw said you write songs based on chord routines. Do you admit it?"

"actually……"

"You won't admit it either."

"Why are you asking me when you know everything?"

"Isn't this an interview show? We want to interact. There is one more question. You have had a lot of controversies along the way. If I gave you another music competition show, would you still go?"

Lu Yu looked at Ma Xiaoshu.

Ma Xiaoshu crossed her legs and made a gesture of invitation without saying anything.

Lu Yu: "You will say yes, even if you don't want to compete anymore, you still can't say it."

"I'm willing to go."

"Look! You're afraid that others will say you're unprofessional, so you have to say you're going."

"I'm afraid of being professional in everything. How can there be so many professionals in the world? I'm not a professional in songwriting, and you're not a professional in hosting either."

"I……"

Ma Xiaoshu was really made to laugh: "Auntie, I think you should not live in your own world all the time. You don't understand anything, so what are you trying to answer? For a talent show singer like me, being invited to a professional music competition,

It's a kind of recognition. You don't know the gap between pop singers and professional vocal singers. It's an honor to be on the same stage with them."

Lu Yu said innocently: "Auntie? Am I very old? I will be very angry if others say I am old."

excellent!

I perfectly got the central idea in Ma Xiaoshu’s long words.

Ma Xiaoshu smiled happily. This show is really interesting: "Look, many people say I'm ugly, right? I'm very angry. Although I don't care about my appearance, I'm angry. Why? Because I really don't look good.

Similarly, if others say you are old, you will be angry. Because that is the truth!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

The audience was so happy, Ma Xiaoshu is really a little philosopher.

Lu Yu curled her lips and was in a bad mood: "You are so old!"

Ma Xiaoshu: "Yes, yes, I am not only old, but there are always fools around me."

Lu Yu: "There are always fools around you!"

Ma Xiaoshu didn't even refute. This host was very happy to criticize, and he was much more tolerant than those previous hosts.

Later, we talked about working to make money.

Lu Yu said: "When you make money, will you spend it on your girlfriend?"

Ma Xiaoshu's salary card is now in Gao Wen's hands, but he doesn't say: "No, I won't spend a penny for her. I often spend her money, basically spending her one month's living expenses in one week, and then, the rest
To be continued...