Chapter 272 Hotpot

"Why is this fox so ugly?"

Yang Li was not too scared, but even a little disgusted, because the fox died far away, unlike the sheep that spattered her with blood.

She covered her eyes and looked at it secretly. This was the first time she saw a real fox.

This fox is about 40 centimeters long, not including the tail, and weighs almost ten pounds. Its fur is brown, it has a sharp beak and monkey cheeks, and its ears are a bit big. It is indeed worrisome in appearance.

Lai Huo was so frightened that he clamped his tail. He had never seen a fox before and thought his master had killed the dog.

Gu Lina became more courageous. She took the fox from Ma Xiaoshu's hand and tossed it around: "It's enough for a pot of stew. It doesn't look good mainly because of the color, right? It's dirty."

Yang Li was also curious: "Yes, it's so far north. Why isn't the fox white? How beautiful the white fox is!"

When Ma Xiaoshu heard this, he was startled: "What white tiger? Don't talk nonsense."

White Tiger is good-looking, but I don't want to say it out loud.

Gu Lina looked at Yang Li, how did she do it? Technology and hard work?

Yang Li: "I said white foxes, white foxes are beautiful."

Ma Xiaoshu: "Oh, I heard wrong."

When we returned to the camp, the lame Deng Neng took over Shai's work and was filtering water there.

He said in surprise: "What did you hit? A wild dog?"

Sha Yi took the fox and showed it to Deng Neng: "It's a wild dog. Can't you recognize it? This one is heavy enough. Deng Neng, have you seen it? They say the environment of our show is difficult, but

So what? Ma Xiaoshu and I are killing each other, what kind of environment can’t we survive with this strength?"

Deng Neng rolled his eyes, "You are the only one who is still killing me indiscriminately. You just took me to shoot pigeons, but I missed the pigeons and instead sprained my legs."

He was very disrespectful: "You are in charge of Gaga, right?"

Sha Yi: "I'm staying in the camp to protect you. If you resist a little more, I will definitely go hunting foxes myself. It's all your fault!"

Deng Neng asked Ma Xiaoshu: "Is that so?"

Ma Xiaoshu opened his mouth and said: "Yes! You don't know, last time we started in the swamp, my Uncle Sha was so strong that he jumped on the crocodile when he saw it, and then we ate crocodile meat for three days."

Deng Neng was shocked: "Really?! Then I will implicate Teacher Sha this time."

Sha Yi took a knife and started to deal with the fox: "Isn't that right? But I don't blame you. You children are so spoiled now and you are not skinny at all."

Yang Li knew the truth and deliberately put a high hat on Sha Yi: "Teacher Sha is a man, the wilderness is a real man."

Sha Yi: "Low-key and low-key..."

Lao Sha still knows how to deal with a fox, just like skinning a rabbit. He learned it during special training.

When Deng Neng saw that Sha Yi was skilled in his skills, he believed him and said with emotion: "I always thought that this show was just Ma Xiaoshu dragging two men against each other, but I didn't expect that Teacher Sha was also a master!"

Sha Yi boasted: "What do you mean you didn't expect it? I have been specially trained. Besides, I am very timid, and when I took it out, it was half a kilogram heavier than yours. Let's just say that in the first issue, we crossed the sea on a bamboo raft and met a group of people.

There are a group of sharks, right at our feet..."

Deng Neng was nervous: "Is it a real shark? What happened next?"

Sha Yi: "I was very calm at the time. Not only was I not scared, I was even a little funny. Do you know what sharks are afraid of? Sharks are afraid of being punched in the nose. At that time, I..."

Only Deng Neng didn't watch the first episode and was stunned by Sha Yi.

Gu Lina and Yang Li couldn't stand listening anymore, so they hid far away and went to watch Ma Xiaoshu welding the car frame.

Although the task of building a car is not urgent, we can just weld the frame first to save ourselves from being too hasty tomorrow.

After a while, Sha Yi came over and said to Ma Xiaoshu: "I have taken care of the fox. The problem is that the car battery is out of power and the fire can't be made. What should I do? How about I smash another camera?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "We already have a gas welding machine, but are we still worried about running out of fire?"

Shai: "Oh! I'll get some wood to light the fire."

Ma Xiaoshu: "No, didn't you collect some antifreeze from the car? Get a newspaper..."

After Sha Yi listened carefully to Ma Xiaoshu's teaching, he remembered the life skills he had learned through special training. As soon as he mentioned Sha Yi, he remembered them.

He asked again: "How to process the fox meat? It doesn't smell fishy, ​​is it really edible?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "You go back and stew it whole first, stew it until it's a little mushy. It's just an ordinary canine, without the strange smell in the legend. Chinese medicine says that fox meat is sweet and warm, and its main function is to nourish and warm the body.

In the middle, it can relieve sores. It can cure fatigue, forgetfulness, epilepsy, water vapor, yellowing and swelling, and scabies."

Back at the camp, Sha Yi showed off to Deng Neng again: "Do you know how we made a fire yesterday? You don't know? We used old car batteries. So guess how I made a fire today?"

Deng Neng: "Battery?"

"The battery is out of power and I can't give birth."

"have no idea."

"Don't you know? Watch, I'll do a trick for you."

After saying that, Shayi took out the newspaper, poured some antifreeze on it, opened a plastic bottle, grabbed some potassium permanganate and sprinkled it on it, then kneaded the newspapers together and kneaded them.

"Look! It will take a little time."

Half a minute later, the newspaper burst into flames and quickly burned.

Deng Neng leaned on crutches and clapped: "It's amazing! Teacher Sha, you are so strong. I have always misunderstood you before, thinking you were a comedian and not too smart."

Sha Yi raised the fire, put the wooden sticks on his hips, and said, "It's all an illusion! Those programs are all entertainment, so I have to suffer the loss and let them do it. When it comes to our program, hehe~ That's the real deal."

Now, my strength has been fully demonstrated. If nothing else, I know dozens of different ways to make a fire..."

"You just cook the fox meat like this? Let me ask you quietly, is this really edible?"

"Of course you can eat it. It's just an ordinary canine. It doesn't have those strange smells in the legend. Traditional Chinese medicine says that fox meat is sweet and warm in nature. Its main functions are to replenish deficiency and warm the heart, and relieve sores. It can cure fatigue and forgetfulness.

Epilepsy, yellowish swelling due to water vapor, scabies."

Sha Yi has so many treasures in his family.

Deng Neng believed it and worshiped Shayi beyond measure.

After all, it was right for Ma Xiaoshu to be strong. He was already a big beast, but Deng Neng didn't expect Sha Yi to be so powerful.

No wonder he dared to be the main star of a survival show!

Barrage:

"Wa hahaha……"

"Lao Sha, are you going to laugh me to death?"

"He got it this time."

"I have to say that Teacher Sha has a pretty good memory."

"Deng Neng is so stupid, don't believe him."

"These two are so stupid!"

"Shayi, where is your face? Audiences across the country are watching you pretend."

“I can’t stand listening to Lai Hua Hahaha.”

Sha Yi stewed the fox, asked Deng Neng to light the fire, then took the crossbow and ran off to hunt pigeons.

He jingled and shot a wave in the shipbuilding workshop, but didn't kill a single pigeon. Then he went around to ask Ma Xiaoshu for help. Brother Shu killed five pigeons and went to weld the frame.

Sha Yi carried the crossbow and the pigeons back to the camp.

Deng Neng looked admiring: "Wow! Teacher Sha, you are so slippery, beating so many pigeons!"

Shayi threw the pigeon to the ground and shook his legs: "Wild pigeons are stupid. When they don't move after returning to the nest, they are always hit! You are just too anxious today. How can you hit them when they are flying all over the sky? You are young.

People should not be too impatient."

Deng Neng: "Yes, yes..."

When it was getting dark, the drone of the program team came to deliver dog food again. After delivering the dog food, he did not leave immediately, but shouted to Ma Xiaoshu.

"The program team considered that you are very difficult, so they are extra merciful and allow you to exchange prey for other ingredients..."

Ma Xiaoshu: "Wang Zhengyu, are you greedy for pigeon or fox meat?"

Drone: "Well... the program team considered that you are very difficult, so they are extra..."

Ma Xiaoshu: "Shut up! Just tell me how to change it."

Deng Neng complained: "This show of yours is really stupid, and the producer is the most stupid!"

Sha Yi: "So he usually communicates with Ma Xiaoshu and doesn't dare to offend me. How can I control his bad temper?"

The voice of Wang Zhengyu wiping his saliva came from the drone: "Ahem... well, a pigeon for a dish. Let me first tell you what ingredients we have, including cabbage, kelp, potatoes, beef, yuba..."

Ma Xiaoshu said: "Is there any hot pot dish?"

Drone: "Yes, there are duck intestines, tripe and Xiaojun liver, all frozen."

Ma Xiaoshu's program team, of course, always has hot pot dishes on hand. After recording the show, serving hot pot is a routine operation. After all, these dishes are difficult to buy abroad.
To be continued...