Chapter 268 Even dogs can’t stand it

"Shall we jump?"

Shayi asked as he untied the wires used to make the zipline. Then, he quickly rejected his idea: "No, this building is more than 20 meters high. The wires are not long enough, and even one wire cannot bear the weight of the body."

weight."

Ma Xiaoshu was also rummaging around on the roof, trying to find some tools.

The roof is covered with various exposed steel frames and pipes, giving it a simple, mechanical and cold aesthetic.

After searching for a while, Ma Xiaoshu only found a half-meter-long steel pipe.

He said to Sha Yi, who was following him closely: "There are two ways to go down now. One is to climb down this ventilation pipe, which must lead to the inside of the building, and the other is to rappel down to the top floor.

Room, which one do you choose?"

Sha Yi kicked the ventilation duct: "It's pitch black inside. I'm scared. Besides, if the program crew doesn't know if there's a card inside, it's better to abseil down. At least there's a drone from the program crew outside."

Patting."

Ma Xiaoshu can do it. He tied the steel pipe to the wires, went to the edge of the building and swung the steel pipe to smash the window glass below.

"This glass is really strong..."

Brother Shu smashed it two or three times but it didn't break open. He didn't dare to use too much force for fear of throwing away the steel pipe and getting blinded.

In the end, Ma Xiaoshu had to change his approach.

He folded two more than 10-meter-long wires into six pieces and made a rappel rope of just over 4 meters. He tied it to the steel frame on the roof of the building. He hung down and knocked on the window with the steel pipe, finally breaking the glass.

Swing into the window, and then say to Sha Yi on the roof:

"Be careful and slide down slowly."

Sha Yi also learned how to lower Ma Xiaoshu. Old Sha Yi did not learn anything else during the training. He only knew two things, one was to make a fire and the other to tie a rope.

When Lao Sha entered the room on the top floor, Ma Xiaoshu was already sweeping supplies.

There are some iron cabinets in the house, very old-fashioned ones.

Ma Xiaoshu took the steel pipes and smashed them open one by one. He didn't gain much. Everything was moved away, leaving only some bits and pieces.

Ten old newspapers, a bottle of potassium permanganate, and a roll of gauze.

Sha Yi used his mobile phone to act as a cameraman and followed him to take pictures while complaining: "Is that all there is? Even if a zombie suddenly appears in this damn place, I think it's reasonable."

Not to mention, the style of this issue is indeed very similar to a post-apocalyptic film, with a sense of darkness and desolate wasteland.

Ma Xiaoshu packed up the things, rolled the newspaper into a stick and handed it to Sha Yi for self-defense. He said with a smile: "It would be great if there were really zombies. We don't have to go out of our way to find food. I'll give you a spicy zombie meal."

Sha Yi: "Can that thing be eaten?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "You already have that stuff, and you still think about whether you can eat it?"

The two of them walked out of the room while chatting and went to the surrounding rooms for a brief search. They found that they had indeed been emptied out and there was nothing of value. They just got a few more newspapers.

When they came to the stairs, an iron gate stopped them.

Sha Yi smiled bitterly: "Why are every door locked? Is the program team interesting?"

Ma Xiaoshu was studying the iron gate there: "It's not like the program team locked it up."

Bang bang bang~

He smashed hard and broke open the iron door. However, there was still an iron chain locked inside the iron door, so there was nothing we could do. The iron chain was too thick. Ma Xiaoshu kicked it several times but failed to open it. You know,

He is someone who can kick open aluminum alloy doors.

Sha Yi: "Brother, how do you fix it? The big iron chain is so thick..."

Ma Xiaoshu spread his hands and said, "Let's see if there is any other way."

Soon, they found an elevator at the corner, very close to the stairs.

Sha Yi was overjoyed and ran over to press the elevator button.

Ma Xiaoshu's eyes widened: "Uncle, what are you thinking about?"

Sha Yi scratched his head: "Forgot, there's no electricity! The elevator doesn't work, then we can't get out!"

Ma Xiaoshu took out a knife and went to pry the elevator's fire switch: "Don't worry, the elevator has a fire switch to prevent people from being trapped inside during a power outage."

Sha Yi: "My eldest brother knows better. With my eldest brother here, I can rest assured."

Ma Xiaoshu started to operate with confidence: "Look, first like this, then like this, then like this..."

The operation was as fierce as a tiger's, and he looked at the pestle in place.

The fire switch of the elevator was unscrewed by Ma Xiaoshu, but the elevator door did not move at all.

The scene was a little awkward for a while.

Ma Xiaoshu said: "It seems that the quality of Maozi's things is average."

Sha Yi: "Yes, yes... let's find another channel."

Ma Xiaoshu: "No! I have to go down the elevator shaft today, damn it!"

Sha Yi: "We don't need to be angry..."

Ma Xiaoshu was very angry because he obviously felt that this elevator didn't give him face. Since you don't give me face, I won't be polite to you.

He directly took out a knife and a steel pipe to pry the door open, prying, smashing and kicking it.

Sha Yi was so frightened that he took several steps back, fearing that Ma Xiaoshu would get angry and give him a steel pipe.

Otherwise, Ma Xiaoshu is a beast. He actually pried open the elevator door, held one door panel with both hands and kicked the other door panel with his feet, and opened the door to a gap of more than 30 centimeters.

Then, Ma Xiaoshu pointed at the elevator door and asked, "Don't you want to open it? Keep holding it! If you make me angry, I will take you off and use it as a bed board!"

Sha Yi broke up the fight: "Forget it, brother, this elevator was not intentional. We don't want to be like it."

Ma Xiaoshu: "It's not decent."

Sha Yi: "Yes, yes..."

As he said that, Lao Sha put his head into the elevator to check the situation. The elevator was not big, about one meter six in length and width. This was a very awkward width. It was just enough for his legs to reach both sides, but it was not strong enough to support him like this.

Climb down.

The barrage started here: "Isn't this a leap of faith?"

Sha Yi said: "The elevator seems to be on the first floor. We can climb down along the elevator cable. Oh no, it's full of oil. It's dark and slippery... You'll fall to death."

Ma Xiaoshu also checked and found that the elevator cable was indeed too slippery, and even he could not hold it firmly.

However, he didn't panic at all. He turned around and smashed open the fire hose box in the corridor. There was a fire hose inside. He took it out and threw it into the elevator shaft to try. It was enough to reach the ground floor.

Ma Xiaoshu first tied the water pipe to Sha Yi, then held the water pipe himself, stuck it on the elevator door and lowered Sha Yi down little by little.

Then, Ma Xiaoshu himself descended quickly with a water pipe.

Sha Yi squatted on the elevator with a smile on his face: "Brother, this elevator is stuck between the first and second floors. We have to get down and can't get out."

Ma Xiaoshu said politely: "Smash it!"

So, Ma Xiaoshu started smashing the elevator door on the second floor again, first prying out a small gap, stuffing the steel pipe in, and then started the violent door-opening mode.

Sha Yi shrank to the other corner and continued to break up the fight: "In the elevator, please give me some face. This is the famous Brother Shu. Why don't you mess with Er Shu... Duyo Ander's tearing eggs?"

Ma Xiaoshu opened the door twenty centimeters and got out: "You say English, but it doesn't understand. You want to speak Russian or Polish."

Sha Yi followed and came out: "I don't know Russian either. Hey, be gentle, brother, I seem to be stuck."

Ma Xiaoshu: "It doesn't seem like it, you're just stuck. Uncle, you have been recording a survival show for so long. How come you not only don't lose weight, but also gain weight?"

Sha Yi: "How do I know? My left butt is now out, and my right butt is stuck. Maybe the right one is bigger..."

It was Ma Xiaoshu who underestimated his hip size. He had known that he should have opened the door wider, but now it was a bit difficult to do it. If he did it at this time, it would easily hit Lao Sha's head...

Ma Xiaoshu scratched his head and said, "Wait a moment, I will think of a solution."

When Shayik was stuck in the door, he did not forget to take a selfie with his mobile phone: "Viewers, it is really not easy to survive in the city. It is very uncomfortable. I am stuck on the road now. This is the only life we ​​can get out of."

After the road was over, I returned it to the card. It was so unfriendly..."

"Ah! Yes!"

Ma Xiaoshu suddenly clapped his hands and shouted.

Sha Yi: "Is there a way? Big brother is worthy of being a big brother."

Ma Xiaoshu waved his hand: "I didn't think of a way, but your calories gave me inspiration and I thought of a new song."

Sha Yi couldn't laugh or cry: "Then... you can't sing to my uncle?"

The Northeastern gentleman has his own comedic effect, and the Southwest boy is also a natural comedian. After several periods of running-in, the brain circuits of the two gradually synchronized.

"This song is suitable for a girl group to sing. The first thing you say when you wake up every day is to cheer yourself up. Every time you eat an extra grain of rice, you have to say sorry. Mirror, mirror, look at me where my collarbone is... Calories Calories

,burn my calories…”

Ma Xiaoshu sang a song for Calorie's Uncle Sha seriously.
To be continued...