Chapter 249 Stir-fried liver and waist

Sha Yi murmured: "Is a house made of bamboo still called a tree house? A tree house. As the name suggests, a tree house should be a house made of trees, right?"

Ma Xiaoshu looked at Lao Sha like he was mentally retarded: "What kind of understanding do you have? That's not what the tree house is about."

"What does that mean?"

"Treehouse is the abbreviation of 'Ma Xiaoshu's House', it doesn't matter what it is built with."

Ma Xiaoshu chose a large banyan tree not far from the lake to make the tree house. This tree house has three or four thick and scattered branches three meters above the ground. It is used to build the tree house in emergencies.

Ma Xiaoshu climbed up the tree to check, and confidently went to the bamboo forest with the knife.

Sha Yi thought thoughtfully, is this what the tree house means?

Of course not, Ma Xiaoshu was just teasing Sha Yi. As long as it is built on a tree, it is a treehouse. It doesn’t matter what material it is made of.

There were several big rocks beside the pool. Shayi and the dog were lying on the rocks to bask in the sun.

The sun shines through the gaps in the leaves, forming light spots on them.

Then the drones came again.

Sha Yi glanced at the dog next to him. Did he get dog food again so soon? It's not dark yet. Does the dog still have afternoon tea?

Lao Sha is very timid. If they dare to give milk to dogs or something, I will...

The program team knew that he was evil, so they did not send food at all. Inside the small foam box were several cameras, and a note said asking Sha Yi to not be idle and install the camera positions.

So the lazy teacher Sha started working again and installed the camera around the big banyan tree.

The equipment has been updated again. These cameras are very small, can be controlled remotely, rotated, and can interact with the program team in real time. Firstly, it is convenient for program recording, and secondly, it is convenient for monitoring the safety of the artists.

After a while, Ma Xiaoshu dragged a dozen bamboos back, cut the two thickest ones into about two meters to make a "foundation" and tied them to the tree. The treehouse was two meters long and two meters wide. He didn't dare to make it bigger because the bamboos wouldn't be able to support it.

live.

A total of ten bamboo poles were laid out, with a distance of about 20 centimeters between each pole.

Four bamboo poles were fixed at the four corners as pillars, and the tops were connected with bamboo poles. A box frame with one side high and one low was ready. The high side was 1.5 meters and the low side was about 1 meter.

Sha Yi couldn't climb a tree, and his physical strength was not good, so he could only do a little bit of work. Ma Xiaoshu asked him to go to the bamboo forest to get back the bamboo branches and leaves he had removed before. He had to make many trips, which was enough for him to work until dark.

What people didn't expect was that he was able to insert a bamboo ya into the dog's collar and let Laihuo help with the work. Later, Laihuo stopped following Sha Yi and lay on the ground pretending to be dead. Sha Yi pulled it

, it pretended to be lame and screamed.

"Oo'er, o'er, o'er..."

Sha Yi could only walk away angrily. In this program, his status is indeed not as good as that of a dog.

I came to work and thought, I have a big benefactor behind me, so why should I do the work?

Seeing this scene, foreign netizens were curious: "What kind of breed is Steve Jobs? He is so smart!"

A Chinese netizen replied: "He is a Chinese garden dog, one of the smartest dogs in the world."

Japanese netizen: "Skuichi, Akita is the smartest dog in the world."

Bangzi netizen: "We should check it out. I suspect that Jobs has Bangzi blood."

Building a house with bamboo is actually very simple. The prerequisite is that you must be able to work with bamboo strips. It just so happened that Ma Xiaoshu knew how to do it because his father made baskets and baskets for sale, and he has been exposed to the family tradition since he was a child.

Lao Ma's family has good genes and strong hands-on skills. They can not only fight but also do things.

Even Boss Yang praised Ma Xiaoshu for his good craftsmanship...

Cutting bamboo strips is also very particular. First cut the bamboo into strips as thick as your little finger, and then use a knife to remove the bamboo core inside, leaving only a thin outer layer. The removed core is used to build the frame, and the bamboo strips are used for weaving.

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Ma Xiaoshu was ingenious and quickly weaved a fence that was two meters long and one meter wide, and then started to weave the second one.

Sha Yi was tired from work and sat next to Ma Xiaoshu to watch.

Ma Xiaoshu asked: "Want to learn? I'll teach you!"

Sha Yi shook his head: "Ah, no, no, no, I won't learn. If I learn it, we won't be building tree houses in the next issue. They will have to let us build villas."

Ma Xiaoshu: "What do you mean? Is it reasonable for you not to learn?"

Sha Yi: "Do you know why they gave this task? It's because they know you are powerful and you can do it. Last time you took everyone on the island to build such a big shed and weaved a mat for Gulina. They saw that you could do it.

, tailor-made a task for you."

Ma Xiaoshu: “There’s no way the show crew is such a jerk!”

Sha Yi: "Wang Zhengyu!"

Ma Xiaoshu: “That’s really a bitch!”

When we were doing "Hahahaha", we took Deng Yue and the others away to record the show on the pretext of eating. When we were doing "Gourmet of the Wild", they asked Ma Xiaoshu to build a boat to cross the sea. There was not even a cameraman to record the show.

Sha Yi said to a camera: "I swear to God! The program team, I don't know how to do bamboo or carpentry, let alone blacksmithing..."

Ma Xiaoshu complained: "As for that? There's no way the program team would let us smelt iron in the wild, right?"

Sha Yi turned to look at Ma Xiaoshu: "Shh!"

Ma Xiaoshu: "What are you talking about? That's impossible."

When the program team was stationed, Wang Zhengyu took out a small notebook and wrote down: "The idea of ​​making iron in the wild is a good one. To do a variety show, Ma Xiaoshu must have a big imagination."

Xue Cheng, who was eating melon on the side, was shocked on the spot: "Is your show such a big deal? How do you make iron in this damn place?"

Wang Zhengyu said: "I won't make iron this time. I'll find a place where I can do it next time."

Xue Cheng: "It scared me to death. I was ready to run away."

Yang Xiaoyue: "If you dare to run, they will airdrop you right now."

Xue Cheng: "How is that possible? The rules of the show are that we appear in the second round, later than Gulina. Although, now I want to help them, but I abide by the rules of the show."

Wang Zhengyu suddenly raised his head: "There is no need to abide by it. Our program has no rules."

Xue Cheng: "Ah?"

Wang Zhengyu waved: "Come here, send Teacher Xue on his way!"

Xue Cheng was startled: "Is this really necessary? Your program team is too casual, isn't it? I asked for extra food, and I'll go if I want something to eat."

Wang Zhengyu nodded in agreement.

Xue Cheng went to the kitchen to eat something, his head was buzzing with the sound of helicopter propellers.

Ten minutes later, the helicopter carrying Xue Cheng flew above the lake, hovered, and used ropes to lower him and a foam box into the water.

Old Xue screamed, pushing the floating foam box and swimming towards the shore.

Ma Xiaoshu and Sha Yi ran over and took a look. They were very disappointed. Why did their long legs turn into rough men?

After Xue Cheng came ashore, he came over to give Ma Xiaoshu a high-five. Ma Xiaoshu skipped it and ran to the box, so Xue Cheng had to go and give Sha Yi a high-five.

After high-fiving, Sha Yi asked: "Did you bring a lighter?"

Xue Cheng shook his head: "No."

Sha Yi: "Then why are you here? Come back! We haven't completed our mission yet, so we won't welcome you!"

The second treehouse won't be built until tomorrow. The program team is completely ignoring the rules. Sha Yi can't say anything. It's good that the supplies arrived in advance.

Xue Cheng said: "You think I want to come? I was blowing on the air conditioner and watching you work, and I was sent here for no reason..."

Sha Yi looked disgusted and went over to look at the supplies in the box.

As expected, there are also seasonings inside. In addition to the seasonings, there are milk tea, instant noodles, and one portion each of Luzhou Laojiao. If it were not for the fact that the sponsored products had to be exported, they would not even provide these.

Ma Xiaoshu moved the box under the big banyan tree and said to Xue Cheng, "Have you offended Wang Zhengyu?"

Xue Cheng was soaked all over and wiped his glasses with Ma Xiaoshu's clothes: "No! I didn't offend any of you!"

Ma Xiaoshu said: "Take off your clothes and pants and go over there to dry them."

Xue Cheng: "So many cameras..."

Ma Xiaoshu: "We only had boxers in the first two episodes, and all of our clothes were taken from Chen He and the others. Lu Han was recorded shirtless for two days."

Xue Cheng accepted it immediately, and then took out a cucumber from his pocket.

Sha Yi immediately rushed over: "Hey! I took a drink at night, what else did you bring?"

Xue Cheng snorted coldly: "Do you still welcome me now?"

"Welcome, welcome, warm welcome! Any more?"

Sha Yi raised and lowered his hands and began to search him, with a smile on his face.

Xue Cheng pushed him away, then took out a piece of ham from another trouser pocket, and a small bag of rice from his trouser pocket. Finally, he pulled out a...pan from the back of his jacket.

It's a small pot with a diameter of only 20 centimeters, used for frying eggs and steak.

"Huh~"

Xue Cheng blew his wet hair and looked cool.
To be continued...