Chapter 246 Is this crocodile an idiot?(1/2)
After the official blog of Ma Xiaoshu Studio posted pictures and texts for interaction, fans of those people took this place as the main battlefield and scolded them quite filthy. The basic logic is that Ma Xiaoshu is too earthy, stupid and low, and does not deserve to be so good.
The brand is far inferior to their idols.
Wang Dabao didn't even bother to reply or delete replies. Ma Xiaoshu's Weibo didn't bother to comment, so she went straight to playing games.
Luxury brands also have a clear chain of disdain, which means top luxury, high luxury, light luxury.
The level of the endorsed brand will become a weapon for fans to scold each other. Of course, Ma Xiaoshu is not a fan, and his fans don't care. Seeing Ma Xiaoshu being scolded, fans came to watch the fun and were very happy.
Vacheron Constantin has been founded for more than 260 years, ranking second in the world's famous brands, and truly the most luxurious.
Many artists try their best to capitalize on the brand's reputation and rack their brains to become their spokespersons. Vacheron Constantin has been without a spokesperson for many years.
Because the scolding was so harsh and Ma Xiaoshu did not control the criticism, Vacheron Constantin couldn't bear it. After all, it was a mutually beneficial relationship.
The official Weibo once again posted:
Talent is elegance, character is noble.
The accompanying picture is a picture of Ma Xiaoshu riding a bicycle to deliver supplies during the mountain city fire last summer. He is still moving forward despite the hardships. There are two lyrics written on the picture:
"I love the way you walk alone in a dark alley, and the way you don't kneel down!"
Obviously, this brand did enough work before choosing Ma Xiaoshu, not only because Ma Xiaoshu is red, but also because he is unique.
Luxury brands are the best at engaging in publicity wars. After all, their style is all about bragging, and they are best at praising consumers.
After this dangerous blog came out, the artists were frightened and quickly came forward to congratulate Ma Xiaoshu and called on fans to refrain from online violence.
If you don’t give in, there’s no point in it. If some brainless fans attack Ma Xiaoshu for putting out a fire, it will easily attract the attention of the official media. The risk is too high. In addition, the deal is already done. Vacheron Constantin has made it clear that Ma Xiaoshu will be supported. No matter how dark Ma Xiaoshu is, they will easily be attracted by other luxury brands.
Black. In fact, it’s not just them, the entire domestic entertainment stars are confused. Dingshe’s taste is too strong now!
Ma Xiaoshu is not obsessed with luxury. For him, this is an ordinary job. He just needs to do it well with all his heart. Moreover, because of the lack of money, Vacheron Constantin is still ranked behind Wugu Daochang and Huawei.
Of course, their watches are indeed beautiful and are a favorite among mechanical fans.
For Ma Xiaoshu, the best benefit of being a celebrity is that after making money, he can get a free mobile phone, free shoes to wear, free instant noodles, milk tea and a watch.
Oh, by the way, there is also Laihuoer’s rations, the beef cubes in them are delicious.
In just over an hour, the dark horse Xiaoshu's rhythm on the Internet suddenly disappeared, and stars in the entertainment industry became Ma Xiaoshu's good friends again.
It's just so magical.
Sha Yi also breathed a sigh of relief, and he and Ma Xiaoshu went to drink and eat meat happily.
I have to record the program tomorrow. I have a good meal tonight. I don’t know what will happen tomorrow. Judging from the urine of the program crew, it must be more difficult with each episode. The last episode is for warm-up.
There is no need to record Gulina tomorrow. She is the goddess of the wilderness and needs two men to complete the task to unlock her before she can appear.
The Indonesian barbecue is indeed quite unpalatable, so Ma Xiaoshu grilled it himself, and Teacher Sha ate until he was full.
The next morning.
Ma Xiaoshu and Sha Yi had breakfast and came to the tarmac.
This time it was not as simple and crude as the last time. The program team even thoughtfully arranged a departure ceremony.
Sha Yi stepped forward and started to take off his clothes. After taking off his clothes, he started to take off his pants again, which was too self-conscious.
The female staff present became shy and looked at Ma Xiaoshu eagerly, "You should take off your clothes soon!"
Ma Xiaoshu is also ready to take it off.
Producer Wang Zhengyu waited for Sha Yi to finish taking off his clothes before saying, "This time you can go with your clothes on."
Sha Yi: "..."
Why didn't you tell me earlier?
Teacher Sha had an innocent smile on his face and started to get dressed again.
This scene was filmed, and the barrage stopped: "Tuo Tuo Tuo..."
Ma Xiaoshu started to take off his watch.
Wang Zhengyu: "Is the watch waterproof? If it is waterproof, you can wear it. What if we get sponsorship from this brand during the broadcast? If not, it will be mosaic."
He even personally gave Ma Xiaoshu a compass.
Sha Yi couldn't believe it: "Is the treatment so good this time?"
Ma Xiaoshu said: "When something goes wrong, there must be a monster! Giving such good treatment means..."
Sha Yi: "It means the environment is more difficult! I'm not stupid."
Wang Zhengyu said: "I wish you peace! Please get on the plane."
Sha Yi hugged Ma Xiaoshu's shoulders and smiled bitterly: "They are suddenly so good. I have an ominous feeling. Brother, my life depends on you!"
Ma Xiaoshu smiled and said: "Don't worry, you will definitely walk in front of me, I promise!"
Sha Yi: "Thank you...Eh? What do you mean?"
Ma Xiaoshu: "If it gets to that point, I will definitely give you the last bit of dignity."
The staff of the program team laughed like crazy, Ma Xiaoshu is so loyal!
All joking aside, Ma Xiaoshu is also a little uneasy. Looking at the show crew’s battle, there is really something special about this place today. What scary place can there be in Indonesia?
Soon, they saw a swamp.
In the same appearance, Ma Xiaoshu, Sha Yi and Lai Huoer were thrown into the swamp by a plane, but the difference was that they were wearing clothes this time.
Teacher Sha Yi fell headfirst into the water and almost fell into a box. Ma Xiaoshu quickly pulled him out with his eyes and hands, only to find that his head was covered with black mud and sewage.
"Bah, bah, bah... ugh..."
Shai vomited.
The swamp was full of sludge water from rotting plants, and it had quite a stench. Not to mention, he took a big gulp and vomited out his breakfast.
Ma Xiaoshu patted Teacher Sha on the back so hard that Teacher Sha choked and burst into tears.
The GoPro above the two people recorded this scene. The equipment of the program team was updated. The GoPro above the head was stretched out, so that they could take pictures of the front and take selfies at the same time.
After a while, Sha Yi finally came to his senses and wiped his face: "What's in the box this time? It's not the battery, is it?"
Ma Xiaoshu was looking through the box dropped by the program crew: "That's right! In addition to a mobile phone, there are also cameras and batteries, and the batteries are also packed in plastic bags."
Sha Yi: "Then turn on your phone and read the mission first!"
Ma Xiaoshu: "What mission are you looking at? Let's get out of the swamp first."
Sha Yi nodded: "That's right! Crocodiles are easy to appear in swamps."
Ma Xiaoshu picked up the camera and a small amount of batteries and said, "Stop talking like a crow. Last time you said shark, and then the shark appeared."
Sha Yi giggled: "How can it be so clever?"
Ma Xiaoshu suddenly shouted: "Behind you! Crocodile!"
Sayi threw himself at Ma Xiaoshu with a roar, fell down, and looked back in horror, but saw nothing.
Ma Xiaoshu laughed loudly: "Look at how timid you are..."
Sha Yi: "Brother, I don't like this. I was almost scared to death by you."
Ma Xiaoshu walked ahead with a compass, and Sha Yi followed behind, taking pictures of the surrounding environment as he walked.
This swamp is very wide, filled with water plants that are taller than people, and many tree stumps.
The two picked up branches as crutches and trudged hard.
Those thick aquatic plants were so dense that Ma Xiaoshu could only use his body to squeeze them away and squeeze out a way. Even he was exhausted. But they could only go where there were aquatic plants because there was no grass.
The place is very deep and easy to sink into.
Drones hovered in the sky, filming their embarrassed appearance.
It’s convenient for dogs, they can swim in water, they are light and they won’t sink in.
Sha Yi quickly lost his energy: "Brother Shu, take a rest, I can't bear it anymore. This mud... this mud is sucking people down!"
Ma Xiaoshu cut down a piece of waterweed and supported Lao Sha to sit on the fallen waterweed: "Isn't it more tiring than the island?"
Sha Yi nodded: "The island is relaxing, there are coconuts and sheep, and there is no need to rush..."
Ma Xiaoshu: "Let's take a rest. We have to leave the swamp as soon as possible. This is a tropical rainforest climate."
Sha Yi blinked: "Yes! It will rain at noon. If you are exposed to the rain for a long time, you will lose a lot of heat and water... Let's go, don't stop."
Ma Laihuo cried: "Woof woof woof..."
Ma Xiaoshu said: "I can't leave now."
Sha Yi: "What?"
Ma Xiaoshu pursed his lips: "First see which way this friend is going, and then see if he has any accomplices."
Sha Yi followed Ma Xiaoshu's line of sight, then slapped himself: "Bah! Crow's mouth!"
There was a crocodile by the grass in front, only two or three meters away from them. The crocodile was lying in the water, with only a pair of eyes and nostrils exposed.
To be continued...