Chapter 239 It’s so itchy

Today's mutton was surprisingly delicious and extremely tender.

The fried mutton is delicious, the stewed mutton is tender and smooth, not to mention the roasted mutton, it is so fragrant.

In addition to Ma Xiaoshu's craftsmanship, the most important thing is the full set of seasonings provided by the program team, which is as complete as a hotel kitchen.

When this segment was broadcast in China, it was okay. Everyone was used to it. Ma Xiaoshu could always turn any program into a gourmet program. Even "Shining Boys" did not escape this.

Moreover, isn’t this just a silly food show?

But when it was broadcast abroad, Netflix viewers who had never seen the world were very uneasy, and the comments were full of surprise:

"Oh my god, they actually held a gourmet party in the wilderness~"

"A starving creature will cry when he sees it!"

"I thought I would see Jaylen Ma's tragic survival experience..."

"Didn't you have a hard time before?"

"The tragedy is Sha. Bless Sha again. The coconut is too bad."

"Sang Emperor, when the horse fights the shark, my heart almost jumps out of my chest."

“How did Ma make so many dishes out of one sheep?”

"Coming from China, let me give you a dish name: fried mutton, mutton soup, mutton stewed with coconut, grilled lamb chops, grilled mutton skewers, grilled lamb legs, mutton noodles..."

"I suspect that what Matt is training is not survival skills, but cooking skills."

"If you knew where he came from, you wouldn't say that. The mountain city is the gourmet capital of the world."

"No one marvels at Ma's bamboo skills?"

"I showed it on Mr. Pei's show last time. He can make anything out of bamboo."

"Chinese people can actually eat with two sticks..."

"Why don't they use knives and forks?"

"Used it, it's too low-grade. The Chinese eliminated knives and forks two thousand years ago."

"I even doubt that he can really build a wind turbine on a desert island."

“This is an amazing Chinese!”

Because of the extremely impure program style, the ridiculous task design, and the food magic beyond the imagination of foreigners, this program is almost all high-energy for foreigners.

From the moment Ma Xiaoshu started weaving straw baskets, foreigners were astonished.

While they were eating, they set up a few cameras nearby and started eating and drinking. This show was too hasty.

Then, the director and producer of the program came to visit on a motorboat and made sure everyone was in good condition before leaving again.

In the afternoon, under the command of Ma Xiaoshu, the three flying guests built a shed based on four trees, with bamboo as the frame and banana leaves as tiles. It was relatively strong and hay was spread on the ground as a bed.

However, Ma Xiaoshu still used bamboo to make a bamboo mat for Gu Lina and put it on a banana leaf to sleep on. After all, she was a girl, and she was dressed so coolly. What if she had allergies?

Now the program team no longer doubts Gu Lina. There are not many female artists who can strangle a sheep to death.

She is not coddled at all, and she dares to show off, which adds a lot of color to the show.

She even drank a little liquor, but out of caution, the program team would not cut the scene of her drinking into the main film.

Everyone drank a bottle of Luzhou Laojiao very sparingly, fearing that it would be gone accidentally, in which case they would have to drink cooking wine.

After eating and drinking, Shai complained to the three guests and told about the tragic experience from yesterday to today.

The three guests laughed extra loudly.

Gu Lina quietly found Ma Xiaoshu: "Brother-in-law, come with me out for a while."

Ma Xiaoshu: "What?"

Gu Lina coyly said: "Follow me."

Ma Xiaoshu followed her out of the camp and headed towards the banana forest, using her cell phone with half of the battery remaining as a flashlight.

When they were far away from the camp, Gu Lina whispered: "I want to pee, you stay with me, it's too dark and I'm scared."

Ma Xiaoshu's first reaction was to turn off the GoPro on his head and said, "I'll check around here first."

He took a flashlight and looked around a banana tree for a while to make sure there were no snakes or insects, and then asked Gu Lina to come over.

Gu Lina is still wearing a sexy swimsuit, but she has put on Deng Yue's floral shirt. As the only female guest, she still has many embarrassing problems to participate in this show. The biggest problem is going to the toilet.

The program team put a box of tissues on the island, and only she knew where it was, unlike Ma Xiaoshu and Sha Yi, who could only use blades of grass to solve the problem.

During the day, she would find a deserted bush by herself to solve the problem, but she really didn't dare to be alone at night.

Gu Lina squatted behind the banana tree and used the tree to block her private parts.

Ma Xiaoshu turned his back to her and heard a rustling sound.

"ah!!"

Gu Lina suddenly screamed, jumped up, got caught in her pants and fell to the ground.

Ma Xiaoshu was also startled, and hurriedly came over to pick up the fair-looking Gu Lina, and brushed the grass clippings off her legs: "What's wrong?"

Gu Lina trembled: "Yes, something is licking me..."

Ma Xiaoshu took a photo with his cell phone. He was jumping around there for work: "Dead dog, get out!"

Lai Huo ran away with his tail between his legs.

Gu Lina had a false alarm and found that her current clothes were very bad.

Ma Xiaoshu looked up and down, carefully checked Gu Lina, helped her pull up her pants, put them on carefully, and said with concern:

"Are you okay? Does it hurt from the fall?"

Gu Lina's cheeks were hot, and she tightened her tight shirt: "No...it's okay, thank you, brother-in-law. It's so embarrassing~"

After admitting her mistakes several times, her body no longer had any secrets from Ma Xiaoshu, but today this matter was too embarrassing, and the shameless Gu Lina couldn't help but blush. He was too serious when checking her body.

Ma Xiaoshu patted her head and comforted her: "It's okay! I won't tell anyone."

Gu Lina hugged Ma Xiaoshu from behind: "Don't move, I'll just hold her for a while."

After a while, the awkwardness was relieved.

The two returned to the camp and continued to record the program. The three were forcing Sha Yi to bet. Teacher Sha knew how bad he was and refused to bet with them.

Ma Xiaoshu: "What are you betting on?"

Sha Yi found his backbone: "Brother Shu, the three of them had no good intentions. They bet on whether I could open a coconut with one hand. Isn't this bullying? They also said whoever lost would catch the sheep. I almost had my leg broken today.

I can still catch sheep, but the sheep can catch me."

Ma Xiaoshu said: "Bet with them! We have knives."

Sha Yi: "I can't cut it open even with a knife."

Ma Xiaoshu took out his hunting knife: "What do you think the back of the knife is?"

Sha Yi's eyes lit up: "Saw?! I made a bet with you!"

Deng Yue said with a smile: "You... don't like using knives and saws. I will admit it if you smash it open with rocks."

Sha Yi: "Shit! I smashed it for a long time yesterday but it didn't open!"

Chen He: "Don't you have knives?"

Sha Yi: "..."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Lu Han said: "You can also use a saw. I am willing to admit defeat. I really want to catch sheep. Ma Xiaoshu and his sister-in-law can catch sheep. There is no reason for us three gentlemen to be timid! Isn't it Brother He?"

Chen He gnawed on the leg of lamb, half-smiling but not smiling: "People, sometimes they are driven to death by themselves! Don't talk too much."

In the end, Sha Yi saw open the coconut, and the three guests were defeated. They will go to catch the sheep tomorrow.

In fact, the sheep was enough to eat today, they just wanted to experience the process of catching a sheep.

When sleeping at night, everyone is covered with banana leaves as quilts.

Ma Xiaoshu slept on the far side, with Gu Lina next to him. He took off his shirt to cover her legs. The key point was that this girl also had a bad habit of kicking the quilt. Ma Xiaoshu covered her four times in one night, and tied up the shirt directly the last time.

on her.

Everyone slept in a shed, and the four of them were far away from Gu Lina. Ma Xiaoshu had no choice but to sleep next to her. It was more dangerous for girls to sleep on the far side.

This show can accept everything, except that the accommodation environment is too harsh and almost primitive. Fortunately, this is a tropical island.

Early the next morning, Ma Xiaoshu was simmering lamb bone soup in a milk powder can and cooking noodles while the others were still sleeping.

Lu Han was the first to get up and ate noodles with Ma Xiaoshu.

"Aren't you going to catch sheep? I made a pair of shoes for you and Brother Yue."

Ma Xiaoshu took out two pairs of straw sandals.
To be continued...