Chapter 234 Teacher Sha was shot in the head

After eating hot pot, the three of them played several rounds of mahjong. Mr. Sha was too old to resist and was the first to go back to his room to rest.

Ma Xiaoshu and Gu Lina went to have some drinks and then went back to their rooms.

Gu Lina watched Ma Xiaoshu take the key card and open the door.

Ma Xiaoshu asked curiously: "If you don't open the door, what will you see me doing?"

Gu Lina: "I want to see if you can tell the difference between the doors."

Ma Xiaoshu said angrily: "Don't be so weird all day long. Don't I even know numbers? My room is 409..."

After saying that, Ma Xiaoshu stopped opening the door, walked past Gu Lina, and went to open the next door.

The door opened, Ma Xiaoshu walked in and closed the door.

Gu Lina shook her head, took out her room card and swiped open her room 408, muttering:

"It seems that he often misidentifies people. He is not intentional. This guy can even misidentify the room number. I don't know what is going on in his mind all day long. This may be a genius. Haha. There is something wrong!"

Of course she knew Ma Xiaoshu, not to mention that she and Gao Wen had lived with Ma Xiaoshu for several months. When Ma Xiaoshu first debuted, Gu Lina had been paying attention to him, knowing that his IQ fluctuated and he often wandered off, and his brain circuits were not good.

Too normal.

Gu Lina took off her hot pot smelling clothes, washed them, hung them to dry under the air conditioner, then went to wash her hair and take a shower.

Looking at herself in the mirror, Gu Lina turned around twice. Not to mention her hair hanging down, she was indeed very similar to Gao Wen. She was as thin, as fair, and as tall. Although she was taller, she was only four centimeters tall.

The difference is not obvious, and I can't blame him entirely if I can't tell the difference.

I wonder if he can tell who is who when he stands in front of Ma Xiaoshu with his face covered.

His stupid brain is probably stupid.

Gu Lina dried her body, wrapped herself in a bath towel and came to the hotel bedroom. She looked at the new messages on the screen of her mobile phone and felt tired.

Today I just met the honest male host who blushes easily. When he asked her to go to a nightclub, he had to be a little provocative in his words. It seems that the honest persona is also an act.

The message sent by the rich second generation is that as long as they are together, they will give Gu Lina a villa and a sports car, and give her a pocket money of 100,000 yuan every month.

A certain male artist said that he would give her the best resources to make her popular and let her play the leading role.

Classmate Nuan Nan said that you must protect yourself when recording survival programs, and if the environment is harsh... drink more hot water.

Gu Lina did not reply to them, but took out the facial mask and applied it: "Drink more hot water, tsk tsk! Absolutely! When you were chasing the girl in the next class, you still knew how to buy flowers, but when you come here, you drink more hot water? You scumbag!"

That's right, after a period of observation, Gu Lina discovered that the people chasing her and chasing Li Li were all scumbags.

Fortune tellers are pretty reliable, damn it.

When Ma Xiaoshu and Gao Wen got together, Gu Lina almost agreed to the male artist. Fortunately, Ma Xiaoshu recognized the wrong person and pressed her head once. She was in a bad mood and was delayed for a few days. Then, Gu Lina discovered the male artist.

The greasy side, decisively refused.

After a while, there was a knock on the door.

Gu Lina looked at the cat's eye and saw that it was Ma Xiaoshu, so she took off the mask and opened the door.

"Something happened? Come in and talk."

"I won't go in."

When Ma Xiaoshu's eyesight is good, he is still a little measured.

Gu Lina: "If you don't come in, are you going to let me stand in the corridor wrapped in a towel and talk?"

So, Ma Xiaoshu went in and muttered: "You should get dressed before opening the door!"

Gu Lina sat on the bedside: "Brother-in-law, are you qualified to say this?"

Ma Xiaoshu was not qualified, so he had to get down to business: "My boss said that I have secured another sponsorship, Magnolia sunscreen, so tomorrow you have to shoot a few more commercials, and this brand will be implanted by you in the show. It's like one hundred and two in a season.

One hundred thousand, before tax."

Originally, Gulina came here for advertising fees, and everyone would get a share of the advertising placement, which is higher than the salary.

Gu Lina glanced sideways at Ma Xiaoshu: "Then... what about after sleeping?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "Nine hundred and forty thousand after tax. How much you can get depends on the share ratio between you and your company."

Gu Lina pretended to wake up: "Oh! I have to pay taxes. I thought..."

Ma Xiaoshu was speechless: "You're almost done!"

However, Ma Xiaoshu's body was very honest and he couldn't help but take a few glances at Gu Lina's chest and thighs. They were indeed quite perfect.

Gu Lina smiled and said: "Hehehe...Did my brother-in-law admit the wrong person again? Guess who I am?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "..."

Gu Lina stood up and spun around, jumping up and down (*＾-＾*): "Dang rang~ Brother Xiaoshu, I am Gao Wen! Gu Lina is not at home today, hehe~"

The similarity in demeanor, figure, and voice is 99%.

Ma Xiaoshu took a deep breath: "Shut up!"

Turn around and leave.

Although it was possible not to leave, Ma Xiaoshu still felt that this was not good.

Gu Lina sent him to the door and said in Gao Wen's voice: "Brother Xiaoshu, have a good rest and save your energy for the show. I heard that this time is very difficult. Xiao Yangyang feels sorry for you. When you come back after recording the show,

Feel free to rush..."

Ma Xiaoshu: "I really want to hit you!"

Gu Lina smiled and said: "Okay! Let's go quickly. I'm really afraid that you have recognized the wrong person again and I won't trust you!"

Ma Xiaoshu walked away speechlessly. He felt that he was very determined. Most people would never be able to get out of the situation just now. As expected of me.

Gu Lina also recognized Ma Xiaoshu's determination. She thought she would have to pay the price with blood just now.

Since Ma Xiaoshu's concentration is pretty good, then I will... jump horizontally repeatedly!

…

The first scene of the first episode of the first season of "Gourmet of the Wild" was of two men and a dog wearing only underpants being thrown onto the beach from a helicopter flying close to the ground.

Ma Xiaoshu planted his feet in the sand and stood firm.

Sha Yi threw his butt back and took a mouthful of sand: "Bah! Bah, bah, bah..."

The dog's throwing method was similar to that of Mr. Sayi, and it howled in fright.

After a while, Teacher Sha spit out the sand in his mouth. His face and body were covered with sand, and his facial features wrinkled together and turned into emoticons.

Later, the program team gave him four shining golden characters:

True Teacher Sha!

Shayi had a GoPro tied to his head and a video camera in his hand, complaining to the camera:

"I have never recorded such a cruel program, throwing people out of the plane. It's so miserable! There is not even a cameraman to follow the filming, what a crappy program! Just wearing underpants, you see, Ma Xiaoshu is the same, only wearing underpants

And a bracelet. The bracelet is a life detector. It probably means that if the heartbeat is gone, they will come to collect the body. Is that what you mean? It’s too difficult for me..."

Ma Xiaoshu was licking his bag not far away. In addition to the two of them and the dog, the plane also dropped a large foam box.

Lai Huo put his tail between his legs and huddled next to Ma Xiaoshu, whining. Gou Sheng had never been so scared.

Fortunately, this is a tropical island and the temperature is quite friendly.

Sha Yi came over with a camera: "We don't have anything now. I don't know what's in that box. It looks quite big and can be packed in. What's in the little tree?"

Ma Xiaoshu took out the things in the box: "A mobile phone, a field knife, gone."

The knife was the one given to Ma Xiaoshu by Mr. Bei, and the mobile phone was provided by the sponsor Huawei.

Sha Yi: "What the hell is this? There are only two things in such a big box. All of them are camera batteries..."

That's right, the batteries are all installed. They had to shoot their own survival show at the beginning. If the camera ran out of power, they had to replace it themselves.

Ma Xiaoshu shrugged: "Actually, there are four things. The foam box and battery are also very useful. The battery can be used to make a fire."

Keep your mind open.

Sha Yi suddenly realized: "Ah, yes, we learned how to make fire with batteries during special training."

This is a small island in Hawaii, only a few hundred meters away from the island where Mr. Pei recorded his last show.

The reason why I chose this place is mainly to reduce the risk of the program. Ma Xiaoshu has been here once, so the recording should be smoother and safer than starting from a strange place.

Ma Xiaoshu carried the box to a high place, under a coconut tree, and then turned on his phone to read the message.

Prompted by the program team.

They were not given any program rules before setting off, and were stripped naked and could only obtain information from their mobile phones.

There are three videos on the phone.

The first segment shows producer Wang Zhengyu and female MC Gu Lina sitting on the beach drinking iced coffee.

Gulina looked particularly nice in a sexy swimsuit.
To be continued...