Chapter 180 White Ladle Makes People Happy(1/2)
Chapter 180 White scoop makes people happy
Song? What song?
Deng Yue sat on a chair and rubbed his eyes. The three of them drank until past two o'clock last night. The old man was not as energetic as Lu Han and was still confused.
"How lonely it is to be invincible, how empty it is to be invincible, alone at the top, with the cold wind blowing constantly, who can understand my loneliness..."
Ma Xiaoshu rarely showed off a bel canto-like singing style.
Deng Yue opened his eyes and laughed: "Written for me? A tailor-made song?"
Ma Xiaoshu nodded: "Of course! What do you think, Brother Yue?"
Can I copy Jay Chou, but not Stephen Chow?
After copying for three or four months, Ma Xiaoshu has obtained too much information from the fog. Sometimes the information not only contains the author of the song, but also related images. Ma Xiaoshu increasingly finds that the two worlds are very similar, including Deng Yue.
, Lu Han, Yang Li and the others are just not of the same age.
And it just so happens that there are no Jay Chou and Stephen Chow in the entertainment industry of this world. Since you don’t exist, why don’t I copy them?
This is a contribution to the world!
When Ma Xiaoshu met Deng Yue, he unlocked the song "Invincible", and it also came with a MV from the movie "Mermaid", as well as a clip of two policemen painting fish, which made him laugh so hard, but it's a pity that it's not the whole movie...
Since this song was sung by Deng Yue from another world, Ma Xiaoshu returned it to its original owner... and prostituted him for nothing!
"Love in BC" is a song that Ma Xiaoshu got from the fog after seeing the news about fake Western cultural relics. Well, the writing on the clay tablet is still clearly visible. Do we really think that we never played with urine and mud when we were children?
But Ma Xiaoshu liked the melody of this song, so he decided to share it with Lu Han and sing a duet. In this way, the new album has gained Lu Dingliu's popularity again, which is great.
Lu Han couldn't refuse, he didn't have any good songs, and this song would determine his status in the music world.
"Invincible" also sounded good, but Ma Xiaoshu felt that it was not suitable for him, so he simply gave it to Deng Yue.
Deng Yue is an actor, but he also has a lot of experience. There is no need to refuse a good song. The main reason is that Lu Han is watching eagerly and wants Deng Yue to help make friends with Ma Xiaoshu, and he will ask Ma Xiaoshu for songs in the future.
Deng Yue liked this song. Some kind of primitive impulse from his blood made him unable to help but sing this song. However, he was very calm: "Ma Xiaoshu, what do you want?"
Ma Xiaoshu feigned anger: "We are all brothers, why do you look at me like this?"
Deng Yue looked at Lu Han with a half-smile but not a smile: "This answer... seems to be a bit too much? This guy Ma Xiaoshu really doesn't regard himself as an outsider! Tell me."
Lu Han: "Hahahaha..."
Ma Xiaoshu coughed dryly: "Why are you going out with Brother Yue? Didn't we talk about it last night? Teacher Sha Yi and I are going to do a new show. The recording location is beautiful with beautiful mountains and clear waters. Brother Lu just told me that he wanted to have some fun while running with me.
Son, I can’t think about such good things without thinking about my brother Yue..."
Deng Yue stretched out his palm: "Wait a moment! Has Sha Yi boarded the pirate ship? The scenery is beautiful and beautiful? You are recording... a survival show, right? I have seen you and Mr. Bei killing fish on the Internet..."
Lu Han: "Hahahahaha... Absolutely awesome!"
Ma Xiaoshu: "Uh..."
Deng Yue leaned back: "Little thing! Are you crazy about playing chat with me? The bridges I have eaten are more salty than the ones you have walked on!"
I haven't sobered up yet.
Seeing that he was exposed, Ma Xiaoshu stopped pretending: "That's what I mean, I wrote a song for you and Brother Lu in exchange for your free guest appearance in one episode? Can it be done? If it can't be done, forget it. If it can be done, we will
I went to have sex with Mr. Chen He for free again. I didn’t write a song for him. It was just for free..."
Deng Yue: "Then this matter...isn't it done? I don't want your song, but Chen He, I like it! The young man has great ideas!"
Ma Xiaoshu: "Look! I have learned from my idol since I was a child. How can I be any worse?"
Lu Han: "You're so talkative! Just now you thought Brother Yue was too old!"
Deng Yue immediately grabbed Ma Xiaoshu's neck: "Do you understand that I am mature and stable? Who is old?"
Ma Xiaoshu rarely fought back: "I'm not old, but Teacher Chen He is very smart. He is known as the most powerful brain in "Let's Run". I'm afraid that the three of us are not very smart and can't fool him."
Deng Yue was unconvinced: "It's because you two are not smart, don't take me with you! Chen He is just a little clever, I am a great one! Don't even look at who the captain of the galloping team is."
Ma Xiaoshu: "The matter of Chen He being prostituted for nothing depends entirely on the captain! I can't do it, I'm stupid."
Deng Yue: "Eh???"
Lu Han: "Hahahahaha...are you trapped? Hahaha!"
Deng Yue rubbed his temples: "No! I'm telling you, Xiao Lu, I got a nice song just like you, it's not like I got nothing! We both have songs, it's not a loss, it's a song written by Ma Xiaoshu! It's a bonus!
Song! Right? Poor Chen He, he can't get anything, and he has to be tricked by us into recording a program for free."
Just force yourself to make up for it.
Lu Han really dared to believe it: "Yeah~ If we don't trick Chen He, we will lose money!"
Chen He is not unlucky, but he is at a loss.
Logic~
Deng Yue also nodded repeatedly, put on his coat and kicked Chen He's door, calling him while kicking back.
"Are you crazy? What time is it now?"
Chen He opened the door and let the three of them into the room. He lay down on the sofa again.
Deng Yue pulled him up: "Good news! Good news! Ma Xiaoshu's new variety show invites me, Xiao Lu and you to experience it for free. We can travel around the mountains and play with water pipes, food and accommodation! We can eat meat and drink wine in the most beautiful scenery...
"
Lu Han's face was twisted, and he was suppressing a smile.
Ma Xiaoshu's face looked as usual and he was quite thick-skinned.
Chen He closed his eyes: "Extreme survival? I feel sorry for Teacher Sha Yi!"
Deng Yue: "Enjoy nature..."
Lu Han: "Pfft hahaha..."
Ma Xiaoshu: "It's a relaxing survival show, it won't be too tiring."
Chen He opened his eyes and looked at the three people in front of him, and smiled coldly: "If I guessed correctly, these two should have gotten the benefits, and I am the only one free, right?"
Deng Yue smirked: "How is that possible? Ma Xiaoshu is our brother, shouldn't it be right for us to support him when he launches a new show?"
Chen He: "Get out of here, Xiao Lu, look into my eyes."
Lu Han's eyes wandered: "What are you doing?"
Chen He smiled: "Humph hahaha...the gum in the corners of your eyes betrays you! What can Ma Xiaoshu give you? A good song that you can't refuse?"
Lu Han was stunned for a moment, extremely nervous.
Deng Yue couldn't continue acting and pinched Chen He's neck: "Are you going or not?"
Chen He: "Way? You two are paid, I am free, why should I go? Is Ma Xiaoshu familiar with me? Isn't it okay if I'm not familiar with you? If it weren't for Yang Li's sake, I wouldn't even drink.
Take him with you! Ma Xiaoshu, please speak."
Deng Yue winked at Ma Xiaoshu and said, "You've betrayed me, please give him some benefits."
Lu Han also felt that Ma Xiaoshu should give something.
But Ma Xiaoshu’s eyes were firm: “I just want to prostitute you for free.”
White gourd makes people happy!
"Ha ha ha ha……"
Those three all laughed, crazy!
Ma Xiaoshu shrugged, what can I do? Chen He is a comedian and does not need musical resources, and Ma Xiaoshu only has this, and the entire Jiaxing has no resources for Chen He, and he cannot play the role of an ancient puppet.
Chen He also woke up, drank water and said: "Then you pay! I have two million per installment, which is not expensive."
It is indeed not expensive. Among the three of Deng, Lu and Chen, he is the cheapest.
How could someone like Ma Xiaoshu pay for something like this?
He scratched his head and thought of a solution.
Today, Teacher Chen He must be given free sex! This is no longer about the show, this is about the desire to win and lose between men.
Sudden!
Ma Xiaoshu had a flash of inspiration.
I'm such a genius!
The three of them all noticed the change in Ma Xiaoshu's demeanor and looked at him one after another to see if you have the ability to let Chen He join for free. Chen He is also a bitch, and there are not many people who can trick him.
Chen He smiled half-heartedly: "You say."
Ma Xiaoshu said seriously: "You come to my show as a guest for free, and I will give you a privilege, a privilege on the show."
Chen He: "Crazy!"
The other two also found it boring. What kind of privilege is so valuable? Do you have an unlimited supply of instant noodles on the island?
Ma Xiaoshu: "The privilege is... you can order Teacher Sha Yi to do anything."
To be continued...