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Chapter 171 Ma Xiaoshu is dishonest(1/2)

Next to him, Lu Han, who was having his hair styled, came over and asked in a low voice: "Ma Xiaoshu, why did she kick you?"

Ma Xiaoshu gnawed on the bun: "Do you really want to know?"

Lu Han thought for a while, then smiled and shook his head: "No, I don't want to know anymore, for fear of being silenced by you."

He thought he had guessed it.

In fact, last night was very pure, so pure that it was shocking that that's why Yang Li was so tired. He couldn't sleep in the middle of the night because he was tired from reciting the Prajna Paramita Heart Sutra.

Ma Xiaoshu was different, he fell asleep.

Everyone put on makeup and was taken to a science and technology museum by the program crew's car, where there were many sculptures of Avengers heroes.

The three guests, Ma Xiaoshu, Yang Li and Sha Yi, hid in three boxes respectively, and suddenly appeared, shocking Lu Han and Deng Yue. Obviously they did not know this way of appearing.

Li Chen and Chen He helped Sha Yi get out of the box, and Yang Anzhu reminded: "Be careful not to get stuck in the crotch."

Then, Lao Sha got stuck in his crotch, and the atmosphere was very hilarious.

Ma Xiaoshu came out second.

Teacher Sha reminded: "Be careful not to get stuck in your crotch."

Ma Xiaoshu's long legs took one step forward and said: "It can't get stuck, can you see it? Teacher Sha, please pick up a kind of food. Can you guess what it is?"

Sha Yi: "Isn't it just that the legs are long? What are you talking about?"

Chen He said: "You don't understand, it's that his legs are longer than yours. Let's change it into a riddle and ask for a kind of food. What kind of food?"

He was also puzzled.

Deng Yue: "What's the length of the legs? Fried chicken legs?"

Lu Han: "Then I'll roast the leg of lamb."

Everyone also looked at each other to explore, why was it a mystery in the first place? What are long legs?

Next to him, Yang Li in the third box covered his face and said: "Oh! This is simple, the longer the legs are, the cake (height) will be!"

She understands Ma Xiaoshu's bad ideas, and Lao Yang is also considered a female car goddess of the generation, and she has seen a lot.

Everyone was stunned for a moment, then: "Pfft hahahaha..."

Especially Lu Han, who laughed so hard that he knelt on the ground.

Sha Yi couldn't laugh or cry: "Can this be sown? Can this be sown? Ma Xiaoshu, I always thought you were very honest."

The director nodded and said: It can be broadcast! It’s just a riddle.

What is this scale?

Ma Xiaoshu smiled: "If you think I am very honest, that only means you are too honest."

Sha Yi was speechless. He was indeed too naive.

Before Ma Xiaoshu debuted, he spent day and night with those college guys in school, and he was so horny every day. How could he be honest? How could a guy who turned Mr. Pei's survival show into a food show be honest?

Li Chen looked at Yang Li who was trying to get out of the box: "She is the one who knows how to get her crotch stuck."

Yang Li got stuck directly and spread his hands: "I don't have anything fragile on me, are I afraid of getting stuck?"

Li Chen's driving skills were inferior and he was defeated: "Uh..."

Yang Li added: "It's not like Mr. Sha, who is stuck in pole vaulting."

Yang Anzhu hugged Yang Li and said, "Sisters, please take it easy."

Sha Yi is hiding far away. I will not participate in your dangerous chat. Lu Han is also hiding far away. He also wants to play but is afraid.

What is this?

Why do you drive first in this issue?

Wang Chulan laughed so much that tears came out. He also imitated the jump that Sha Yi did when he got stuck just now and recreated the pole vault.

Chen He commented: "The description of pole vault is indeed very accurate. Boss Yang understands it very well! Then again, what does it mean for a woman to have long legs?"

Yang Li covered his face and pretended to be shy. He had to pretend for a while: "I don't know, don't ask me!"

In the distance, Lu Han raised his hand: "Is it a milk cake?"

Everyone looked at him and said nothing.

Lu Han retracted his hand angrily: "I'm sorry! Director, please cut this section..."

Ma Xiaoshu said: "It's obviously lipstick that girls often use. Brother Lu, where did you think it was?"

Lu Han: "You are even more dirty!"

Ma Xiaoshu looked innocent: "What's wrong with the high lips? What are you thinking about?"

Lu Han was stunned: "Which lip is that? I thought..."

Everyone burst into laughter.

Xiao Lu is still too naive, while Ma Xiaoshu is young but has great driving skills and has something.

Deng Yue laughed with his crow's feet, and came up to cover Lu Han's mouth: "Stop saying a few words, Ma Xiaoshu will take you to the ditch and bury you. I didn't expect Ma Xiaoshu to be such a Ma Xiaoshu. He was obviously very good at dinner last night."

Quiet!"

The director was afraid that they would talk too much, so he quickly asked them to line up and advance the process.

Individuals stood in a row, and the three flying guests took C seats. The male artists all stayed away from Ma Xiaoshu, because Ma Xiaoshu became the first height.

Leaving aside the three short ones, Deng Yue and Li Chen are both exactly 1.8 meters tall. Chen He publicly reported 1.82 meters tall, while Ma Xiaoshu is only 1.84 meters tall, but he is taller than Deng Lao.

Li half a head.

It is completely normal for people to falsely report their height in the entertainment industry.

This is why Mr. Cai said before that he thought Ma Xiaoshu was 1.9 meters tall. When he stood next to many male artists who were reported to be 1.8 meters tall, they were half a head taller.

The director team said that the three superstars of Marvel's Avengers will personally release tasks for everyone, which made the guests excited and screamed.

Deng Yue said: "Is it really a real person? Ah, outstanding son?"

Li Chen: "We are going to heaven!"

Chen He shook his head: "It's too expensive, too expensive... It would be nice to give it to me in cash."

Several others were exclaiming.

On the big screen, a video of Iron Man immediately popped up: "Hello everyone! Let's run brothers, I am Robert Downey Jr., in Avengers, everyone calls me Iron Man..."

Everyone continued to exclaim, this is an international superstar!

Teacher Sha also howled twice, and then said: "What did he say? Why are there no subtitles?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "He said his name was Robert Downey Jr.. Old Tang said that he played Iron Man in Avengers: Endgame and was a billionaire and inventor who was keen on saving the world... He also said that Chen He was a genius and Deng Yue was an outstanding person.

The captain..."

Sha Yi: "Don't translate blindly."

The video will end soon.

"Yes! Give us the official translation quickly."

Deng Yue also looked at the program team. He pretended to understand when he watched it just now. In fact, after recording, he had to wait for the official translation by the program team. His academic character is known to be very domineering.

Director: "Ma Xiaoshu's translation is very accurate."

Everyone looked at it strangely that Ma Xiaoshu, a country bumpkin celebrity recognized on the Internet, could actually speak English?

Yang Li said proudly: "What is this? Ma Xiaoshu went to record "Extreme Survival" and communicated with Mr. Bei in English throughout the whole process. His English is very good."

Deng Yue: "Isn't it a translation? I always thought his English was dubbed."

Ma Xiaoshu: “I’m just an ordinary person, with CET-6.”

Of course, this section was cut and there was no need for the names of other programs to appear.

Next is the video of the actors of Spider-Man, Loki and the Hulk. Ma Xiaoshu was responsible for translating the whole process, and there were no scenes. The others were responsible for performing to understand, and when the cue came to themselves, they were excited and responded adequately.

Obviously, when the film is finished, the scenes of Ma Xiaoshu's translation will be deleted to create the illusion that everyone can understand English.

"Hulk said... Li Chen, some people say you are the strongest in the team, but recently you have become obsessed with beauty. I don't know what is in your mind."

Li Chen said: "Wow! How do you know this?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "Is there a possibility that the lines were written by the program team? They just read them?"

Li Chen: "Director! Re-record my reaction."

Ma Xiaoshu was pulled by Yangli. Stop talking and let others show off.

Li Chen recorded it again: "How come the whole world knows about this?"

Satisfied.

The program team also wrote lines for the three guests.

Ma Xiaoshu continued to translate: "Yang Li is a kind-hearted person. I hope you have good results today. Ma Xiaoshu... forget it."
To be continued...
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