Mr. Ma

In fact, Ma Xiaoshu thought too much. Mr. Bei was just in the dark under the lamp. He did understand, but he never thought about taking the water from the banana tree in the first place. He only wanted to show off his skills.

This time it was a bit of a Waterloo...

When the main video of the program was posted here, it is easy to imagine that the barrage was filled with complaints:

"The scene of Mr. Bei eating fish eyes almost made me laugh to death."

"It probably tastes like preserved eggs."

"Looking at his painful expression, I felt that the instant noodles in my hand tasted even better."

"As we all know, Mr. Pei's food program is very appetizing."

"Show me I'm hungry..."

"This little roasted meal looks delicious."

“The manta ray is really delicious.”

"Ma Xiaoshu has the ability to turn any variety show into a gourmet show."

"Hahaha... only Mr. Bei hasn't drank water yet!"

"Hahahahaha..."

"It's so funny! Mr. Bei doesn't know the banana tree?"

"He went to show off his skills and forgot that the banana trees were full of water."

"Ma Xiaoshu is really able to perfectly punish Mr. Bei every time."

"Is the non-still picture okay?"

"I went back and read it a few times, haha!"

It has to be said that Ma Xiaoshu's barbecue skills have improved again. It may be because the manta ray itself is more delicious than bullfrogs and bats. Mr. Bei ate so much that he couldn't hold it anymore.

What about the promised survival?

How did it become a mukbang show?

Mr. Bei was a little puzzled. He picked his teeth with a straw stalk and fell into deep thought.

For Zhang Wei, this is a travel program, where he can go to bed after eating and drinking.

Ma Xiaoshu grilled ten more skewers of manta rays and invited the two cameramen to come and eat. There was no need to take pictures for the time being, and he would take pictures later when the action took place.

Mr. Bei suddenly laughed: "Ma, it suddenly occurred to me that it would be more interesting if you record the show with Hungry De. That guy will definitely be made to cry by you!"

Ma Xiaoshu also laughed: "Because he always has trouble eating, right?"

Mr. Bei: "Ahaha... I bet he will cry because of your little barbecue! He will definitely do it. If I have a chance, I will introduce you to you."

Ma Xiaoshu: "Do you know Mr. De?"

Mr. Bei shrugged: "In fact, we are good friends in private. That guy is my idol. He is too powerful. Think about it, a man who spent 860 days walking out of the Amazon with bare hands... If it were me, I would have gone crazy."

Already."

Ma Xiaoshu also nodded: "The boss of my university dormitory is a fan of Mr. De, and the other roommate is a fan of yours. They often argue about which of you is stronger."

Mr. Bei shook his head: "We are different. Do you know the difference between him and me?"

Ma Xiaoshu laughed: "Netizens in our country have concluded that Mr. Bei starts with a backpack, and Mr. De starts with a mosaic."

Mr. Bei laughed wildly: "Ah ha ha ha ha... Chinese netizens are so funny! Mosaiced, ha ha ha... I will write down this joke and tell him later."

Ma Xiaoshu added: "Also. When Mr. Bei sees Mr. De, he will say... Look, that's Mr. De. His body is rich in protein, which is 6 times that of beef. Let's catch up."

Master Bei laughed so hard that he slapped his thigh: "Hahaha! That's right! I always use beef as a reference. So what will Master De say when he sees me?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "Master De will say... Look, that's Master Bei. He looks very hungry. We'd better stay away from him."

There is a reason for starvation!

He is a cautious and courageous type.

Mr. Pei is not like that. He happily kills a crocodile and eats its meat.

In one word, fierce!

Mr. Bei: "Very precise. That's what he would say. That guy is too cautious. I'm different. I climb when I see cliffs, jump when I see pools, and eat animals when I see them. Who told me to have a knife?"

"

De Ye starts with a physical body, and all his equipment depends on crafting. He will definitely not dare to be as wasteful as Bei Ye, but his starting point is low and lasts a long time, and the difficulty level is also higher.

If I have to compare the two, I can only say that one is the bold school and the other is the realistic school. De Ye's set of things is more useful to ordinary people.

Ma Xiaoshu looked at the vegetation around the island and said, "Do you think there are sheep on this island?"

Mr. Bei: "You also want to pick up a stupid sheep that hit a tree by itself?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "Then eat for ten days."

Mr. Bei laughed so much that he burst into tears. He was indeed a starving German.

After laughing for a long time, Mr. Bei suddenly patted Ma Xiaoshu on the shoulder and said: "Honestly, I think you are a natural wilderness survival expert. You can try doing this type of program, because you can always put it together."

It's an amazing gift to make weird food delicious."

Ma Xiaoshu was stunned and shook his head: "I don't have any professional knowledge, so it's better not to do this kind of show. It's boring if it's fake. I can't handle it if you really want to survive."

Mr. Bei: "Of course, you still need some professional training, but it will be easy for you."

Ma Xiaoshu: "No way, no way...I don't want to do such a hard program."

Who likes to be tortured?

Moreover, survival programs don't seem to be very popular in China, and even Bell's star version of "Extreme Survival" didn't have high ratings.

You know, this show invited a superstar like Dayao, but the audience still didn't like watching it.

If Ma Xiaoshu hadn't been a guest, he wouldn't have known there was such a program.

Mr. Bei showed off to Ma Xiaoshu: "Do you know what is the most powerful thing I have ever done on the show?"

Ma Xiaoshu hasn’t watched too many of Lao Bei’s programs: “Drink urine?”

Mr. Bei shook his head: "That's too childish."

Ma Xiaoshu: "You are so awesome."

Mr. Bei said mysteriously: "What I am most proud of is that during my last adventure on a Pacific island, I built a raft and floated it along the ocean currents to the mainland, and floated on the sea for two days and two nights..."

Ma Xiaoshu gave a thumbs up: "Awesome!"

Mr. Bei: "This is not a cool thing. I ran out of fresh water on the way. When I encountered a rocky island, I climbed up and filled a pit with a lot of bird droppings..."

Ma Xiaoshu showed a fearful expression: "Can I drink it? Will it be poisoned?"

Mr. Bei said with a smile: "Of course you can't drink them directly, the stomach will reject them, but the intestines can also absorb water, so I chose enema. I persisted like this for two days, and I saw land."

Ma Xiaoshu almost burst into tears and his expression completely lost control. Is this something a human can do?

Yang Li also sat up and said with a horrified look on his face: "Enema is really difficult."

Swish, swish, swish...

Everyone looked at Yang Li.

Yang Li blushed: "Ah, that's right, I have a friend..."

Zhang Wei: "I believe it! Okay, let's talk about something else. What is the most disgusting food that Mr. Bei has ever eaten?"

Mr. Bei immediately put on a mask of pain: "Preserved egg."

Zhang Wei started to murmur, why do preserved eggs feel disgusting when they are so delicious?

Ma Xiaoshu was laughing heartlessly on the side. Yes, it was Jae-ko who gave him the preserved eggs!

afternoon.

Mr. Bei took a group of Zhang Wei to the other side of the mountain to chop bamboo to make bamboo rafts.

These bamboos were discovered by Mr. Bei when he was patrolling the island in the morning. He planned to make a big bamboo raft to carry everyone to escape from the desert island, just like the one he made during the last episode of Enema on a desert island in the Pacific.

Moreover, there are bamboos and banana trees, so you can definitely bring a lot of fresh water, so it won't be as tragic as last time.

Ma Xiaoshu and Yang Li stayed next to the banana forest and made a hammock out of old fishing nets and ropes. Of course, they also had to put a roof on top of the hammock to prevent heavy rain at night.

Yang Li was actually not squeamish at all. He pulled Ma Xiaoshu's small trailer made of tree bark to and from the beach garbage dump and the campsite, transporting a lot of useful garbage back.

Ma Xiaoshu was clever and hung a hammock on some big trees next to the banana forest. He went up and tried it and found that it was very strong.

He then used branches and vines to build a roof frame on top, and then tied large banana leaves on it, and the roof was ready.

Yang Li was filling water at the side. She didn't know any technical work, and she was exhausted from all the physical work she did.

Ma Xiaoshu folded banana leaves into pieces and helped her fan herself.

Yang Li's cheeks were red and sunburnt.
To be continued...