Chapter 152 Wilderness Gourmet(1/2)
When the program was broadcast three weeks later, this scene also surprised the audience, and the barrage even called "Good guy":
"Ma Xiaoshu, you are so stupid. How dare you even make money from Mr. Bei?"
"I'm afraid you'll lose your life to make money!"
"It's really working! The small store has been opened from "Shining Boys" to "Extreme Survival"."
"Did he wear a condom on the show?"
"This thing is a survival tool in the wild. It can store water, make fire, etc."
"This issue is the best one yet! The guests are awesome!"
"Ma Xiaoshu is surprisingly strong!"
"He just looks silly, but he actually does things very methodically."
"I never watch "Shining Boys", but I became a fan of him in this episode."
"Won't the balloon burst?"
"Things that can withstand the weight of life are of better quality than ordinary balloons."
When Gao Wen read this paragraph later, she had a very different opinion. She only thought that Ma Xiaoshu was crazy and should not use it when it should be used.
For the sake of his own dignity, Mr. Bei gave up using a condom and chose to swim directly.
Ma Xiaoshu followed closely behind, and the one swimming at the front was...the cameraman.
This guy is really fierce, paddling with one hand and taking pictures with the other.
The process of crossing the river was very thrilling. Mr. Bei was almost hit by a wooden stake several times, but he avoided it every time. I don't know if he was lucky or not, but Ma Xiaoshu didn't encounter the tree stake, and seemed to walk around him.
After crossing the river, we came to a hillside, which was fortunately not too steep.
Both Lao Bei and Ma Xiaoshu were very tired. Being in the water for a long time consumes energy very quickly. Anyone who plays basketball after swimming will know that the balls they throw will not touch anything.
Moreover, it is already two o'clock in the afternoon.
It was long past lunch time, but they still had no food in, except for a few ant eggs.
Ma Xiaoshu sat on the stone and panted: "Old Bei, can you get something to eat?"
Mr. Bei smiled: "As you wish! I will get you some special food. Did you see that cave? That is our canteen."
Ma Xiaoshu grinned and saw the cave, which was quite big.
He knew what was in it, it was easy to catch during the day, and the taste...he had never eaten it.
"Before exploring this unknown cave, we need to make a torch. There are bamboos and bamboo leaves that have not been wet..."
Mr. Bei started the teaching session again.
He also took out his tool, a knife, and made a simple torch out of bamboo and leaves. He scratched the flint with the knife and ignited it easily, with very smooth movements.
Then he started the operation of catching bats by Chinese ancestors, threw the torch into the cave, and guarded the entrance of the cave with a homemade tennis racket. The bats were stimulated by the smoke and flew out in groups. Mr. Pei slapped them at the entrance of the cave, while
Shooting and shouting:
"This is protein! This is protein!"
Ma Xiaoshu did not participate, but was whittling away while cutting bamboo sticks. Sister Bao prepared a Swiss Army knife for him.
After a while, Mr. Bei came over carrying three bats.
Ma Xiaoshu held a large number of bamboo sticks in his hand: "That's all?"
Mr. Bei: "It's very difficult to catch bats. I've only succeeded once. If you don't believe me, try it..."
Just try it.
Ma Xiaoshu came back soon with five bats.
Lao Bei was surprised: "How did you do it?"
Ma Xiaoshu: "I picked them up from the cave. They flew into the water and got wet and couldn't fly."
Bell: "..."
Wasn't it me who caught it? I just didn't notice it, Ma Xiaoshu missed it.
Mr. Bei planned to eat it raw, but Ma Xiaoshu refused. I have already cut the bamboo skewers.
Then, Barbie Q started. Lao Bei was responsible for cutting off the head and tail, peeling and removing the internal organs, while Ma Xiaoshu was responsible for roasting. He took out a small bottle of magical material-salt from the bag.
Mr. Bei doesn't think highly of Ma Xiaoshu's behavior of carrying salt to survive. Who would know that one day he would encounter an accident and put a bottle of salt in his bag every day?
Ma Xiaoshu doesn’t care. You want to survive with a bag or a knife? If you have the ability, you can really kill the crocodile with your bare hands. Don’t you still have to rely on a knife?
Mr. Bei thinks grilled bats...are delicious!
With only salt for seasoning, Ma Xiaoshu's grilling skills are very reliable. Each one is grilled until it is sizzling with oil, charred on the outside and tender on the inside.
In terms of cooking skills, Ma Xiaoshu definitely beats Mr. Pei.
Even the camera guy gave Ma Xiaoshu a thumbs up, it was so sweet.
The barrage started to change a bit at this point. The audience discovered that Ma Xiaoshu seemed to be recording a food show and gradually went off track.
After having a small barbecue, they put out the fire with earth and continued on their way.
After that, Ma Xiaoshu became more active.
"Old Bei, there are fish in the water! Come up with two of them. Let's hurry up? Okay..."
"You think you're going to go back again? We should have caught fish just now."
"There's a bird's nest over there!"
"Can this fruit be eaten? Try it, Old Bei, but it seems you can't eat it. Your lips are all black."
"Wow! This snake is so fat! Bei fucked him!"
Ma Xiaoshu and the cameraman were on the small slope. Mr. Bei went down first by hanging the vine, and then motioned for them not to move because he found a cobra.
This made Ma Xiaoshu particularly excited.
Mr. Bei held a stick and strangled the cobra's seven inches, and the snake's body, which was more than one meter long, began to twist and struggle.
Ma Xiaoshu swallowed his saliva, jumped down, and held up the bamboo spear in his hand to nail it to death. This was Ma Xiaoshu's homemade tool, which could be used as a weapon or a crutch.
Lao Bei said: "Wait a minute! Isn't this thing meant to protect animals?"
Can he not want to eat?
The key is that this is China, so you must choose food carefully.
Ma Xiaoshu smiled and said: "The cobra is a protected animal, but it is only a protected animal in certain places, such as Mingzhu City, Qianzhou, and Xiangzhou. Here it is not a protected animal, it is just an ordinary animal."
Mr. Bei also became happy: "That's great!"
The snake spat out messages and kept trying to retreat.
Ma Xiaoshu: "You fork it, I'll nail its neck first, and then chop off its head!"
As he spoke, he approached with a bamboo spear and took out a Swiss army knife, his face filled with the joy of the harvest.
Mr. Bei said to the camera again: "The venom of this snake is fatal. It is very dangerous to encounter it in the wild. We must keep a distance from it. But at the same time, its protein content is also very rich. Now, Ma Xiaoshu wants to take him
Become our food. We are so lucky that we can taste the taste of Chinese cobra in this adventure."
Just when Ma Xiaoshu was about to poke it, he suddenly stopped: "What did you say? Is this a Chinese cobra?"
Mr. Bei: "Yes! It's a very rare species."
Ma Xiaoshu immediately lost interest and walked back: "What a waste! Ordinary cobras are not protected animals, but Chinese cobras are. We all have to go in after eating."
Lao Bei was also very disappointed: "What a shame! The animals in China are so happy!"
The three of them distanced themselves from the snake and left cautiously, feeling happy for nothing.
Barrage:
"Snake: Thank you CCTV! Thank you Criminal Law! Thank you motherland!"
"Snake: Come here!"
"Master Bei: This is a snake sitting on the bottom of a prison cell. You can't afford to offend him!"
"Hahaha……"
"Ma Xiaoshu's saliva is drooling."
"devil!"
"This snake can blow for a lifetime."
"I thought Master Bei was going to catch the snake with his bare hands."
"Ma Xiaoshu: My knife was only two centimeters away from its neck."
"He is so cruel!"
"I used to think this program was fake, but this time I believe it."
To be continued...