"Of course, I'm in good health. Is Mr. Bei here? I want to challenge him."

"Wow... no no no, Shushu, please give up this crazy idea, he will tear you into pieces."

"Let's try! Isn't he here yet?"

"Master Bei went to check the planned route. You know, he is responsible for your safety."

"oh."

Ma Xiaoshu's English has a strong hotpot flavor, but he has just completed CET-6 and his vocabulary is still very large. Even though his grammar is very problematic, communication is still no problem.

The director, a blond foreign girl, was surprised that Ma Xiaoshu's answer was wrong and had to read the question card over and over again.

Young lady: "What kind of woman do you like? I mean, what are the criteria for choosing a mate."

Ma Xiaoshu: "I like someone who is fatter, not too tall, with a softer face. Well, it's best to be able to cook Sichuan cuisine."

The young lady held up Gao Wen's photo: "Is this what you are talking about?"

Ma Xiaoshu was stunned: "Uh...right!"

I almost forgot that I have a girlfriend, and it’s time to change my criteria for choosing a spouse.

The blonde girl laughed. Are you talking about the same thing as the Western-style beauty in the photo?

Ma Xiaoshu said seriously: "Yes! This is my girlfriend Gao Wen. She fits my taste very well. She is slightly fat, not too tall, has an oval face, and Sichuan cuisine... I can cook the same."

Young lady: “She is completely different from what you described!”

Ma Xiaoshu: "Exactly the same!"

Young lady: "..."

Ma Xiaoshu is smiling, so why should he be serious? My standards are flexible and my requirements can be lower, but of course I will not refuse if I meet someone like Gao Wen.

The star version of "Extreme Survival" is produced by Pearl TV, so although most of the crew are gringos, there are still many Chinese styles in the planning, such as the official announcement of Ma Xiaoshu and Gao Wen.

After all, the main audience of this program is Chinese people, and the questions prepared are of course very Chinese.

"Shu Shu, have you ever used a gun? I mean a real gun."

"I've used it before. I did target shooting during military training."

"Have you ever ejaculated something that moved?"

"Uh...no."

"Are you sure? You are already so old!"

A foreign lady suddenly drove her car and even flirted with her.

Ma Xiaoshu said seriously: "Firearms are strictly controlled in our country. We cannot use guns for hunting. That is illegal. You must abide by our laws on Chinese soil."

The young lady was speechless and finally believed what her Chinese colleagues said. This celebrity seemed a bit stupid.

After asking a few more simple questions, the interview ended.

The time has come at night.

After dinner, the foreign lady asked Ma Xiaoshu if he was interested in going to her room for a drink. Ma Xiaoshu said that he didn’t know how to drink?

After refusing, Ma Xiaoshu went to find Mr. Bei and heard that he had returned.

When Ma Xiaoshu found him in the program team's conference room, he was discussing the helicopter with the program team. It seemed that Mr. Bei was a little excited.

It turned out that because a typhoon had just passed through this area, helicopters were not allowed to take off according to the rules.

And Mr. Pei needed a helicopter to take him and his guests to the wilderness.

Of course, you can also throw away the ham, but that will make you look very low-key, so you must be handsome when you appear.

After all, this is just a show.

After arguing for a while, Mr. Bei saw Ma Xiaoshu and said: "Ma, it's obvious that we need to delay the action. For two or three days, we can't go anywhere without a helicopter. Do you understand what I mean? We can't go by car or

Let’s go.”

Ma Xiaoshu said: "I have a concert the day after tomorrow."

Mr. Bei raised his hands: "NO! NO! NO! You can't force me to compromise. Appearance is very important. We need transportation."

Ma Xiaoshu: "The pig cart is also a means of transportation, it's just not handsome."

Several staff members laughed and asked Mr. Bei to ride in the pig cart. What kind of joke was this Chinese kidding?

But Mr. Bei's eyes lit up: "Hey! This is such a cool idea! Ma, you are really a genius."

Ma Xiaoshu: "soso~ everyone said so."

Mr. Bei: "Can anyone contact the pig cart? Move it!"

Everyone stopped laughing.

How could this be possible? Where is the quality of the program?

Soon, transportation was found. The program team found a four-wheel truck for pulling pigs through the relatives of the hostel owner. The price was quickly negotiated, and it was much cheaper than a helicopter.

Mr. Bei admired Ma Xiaoshu's intelligence very much, so he agreed to his application for a duel. The Chinese seemed to be very confident in their fancy kung fu, so it didn't matter, just treat it as playing with him.

Of course, be careful to keep your hands in mind, as he will lose face if he loses too badly.

The duel was held in the corridor of the guest house. It would end soon anyway, so Mr. Pei felt there was no need to pick a place.

There were three staff present and Wang Dabao, who was eating spicy strips.

Ever since... ten seconds later, Mr. Bei patted the floor.

The jaws of the three staff members dropped in shock. Wang Dabao was calm and calm, not surprised.

Ma Xiaoshu: "Master Bei, do you look down on me?"

Mr. Bei: "Come again!"

The second one-on-one challenge lasted for one minute. They fought from one end of the aisle to the other. They started with grappling and fighting. Lao Bei couldn't take advantage. He threw Ma Xiaoshu to the ground with a hug. Ma Xiaoshu had practiced jujitsu in college and his techniques were also good.

, but in the end, because the experience gap was too far, he was taken away by Bei Ye Cross Gu.

Although Ma Xiaoshu lost, Mr. Bei admired him even more, and he was forced to use all the special forces' trump cards.

As a non-professional, Ma Xiaoshu's talent and strength are already off the charts.

Mr. Bei said he wanted to treat Ma Xiaoshu to a drink of whiskey, so Wang Dabao silently took out Maotai from his Chanel bag.

Lao Bei also knows the goods and will never mention whiskey.

Still Moutai.

Wang Dabao's bag has everything, soaked chicken feet, alcoholic peanuts, spicy dried fish, spicy braised chicken wings...

The three of them exchanged glasses in a musty room.

This time, no matter how rich Wang Dabao is, he can't get a large suite in a five-star hotel.

Maybe it was too difficult to win a duel in the past, which shocked Mr. Bei's pride. He began to brag about his survival history, and said that modern people like Ma Xiaoshu who followed him on adventures were his backup food.

Ma Xiaoshu was not convinced either. At that moment, it was not certain who would kill whom.

In the middle of drinking, the blonde girl ran in: "Shu Shu! Didn't you say you don't know how to drink? You liar!"

Ma Xiaoshu: "I just learned it."

I would get so angry that I would turn around and leave, even swearing.

Ma Xiaoshu sneered in response, "I have a girlfriend. If you want to sleep with me, there is no way!"

…

The next day, there was strong wind and light rain.

After a quick breakfast, Mr. Bei left the guest house with Ma Xiaoshu and a cameraman.

His program is that simple. Apart from the cameraman's lens, there are only GoPros fixed to his and Ma Xiaoshu's chests.

The three of them only carried a flat backpack. The cameraman's bag contained camera batteries, Bei's bag contained simple survival tools, and Ma Xiaoshu usually brought some gadgets that he thought were useful.

After last night's duel, and learning about Ma Xiaoshu's rural background while drinking, Mr. Bei was ready to win the big ticket.

In the first few episodes, he was dozing off. The main reason is that these Chinese celebrities are really bad and can't complete anything that is even slightly difficult. The show is filmed like a travel show, and he is the coach, so it is not exciting at all.

But today is different, Ma Xiaoshu is very resistant! Therefore, Mr. Bei wants to do a show with attitude.

Well, actually there is an element of revenge and waiting to see the joke.

"Hello everyone, this is a remote mountainous area in southern China. It has just been hit by a typhoon, and there is silt and garbage everywhere... Due to the weather, our helicopter cannot take off, so we can only choose other transportation

Tools. In this regard, our Chinese friends gave me a good suggestion..."

While running, Mr. Bei turned around and yelled at the camera, looking very nervous.

Ma Xiaoshu was jogging beside him and waving to people on the roadside. Several middle school students who were going to make up classes recognized him.

Mr. Bei gave Ma Xiaoshu a tug and said, "Ma, tell the audience your suggestions."

Ma Xiaoshu: "It's best to find a pig cart that goes along the way, because we don't have money to pay the fare!"
To be continued...