Chapter 85 Longlong Brand Cat Shit Coffee
Leisurely afternoon tea time.
Huo Guang's cat, Jing Long's cat, Cao Chong's cat, Yuan Zhang's cat and Chen Xing's cat all gathered at the table, enjoying a wonderful afternoon tea time.
"Meow~"
Huo Guangmiao meowed comfortably and said, "Is there such a delicious thing? Why didn't you take it out earlier?"
"It's just that you are incompetent in your job. We have decided to revoke your title of King of the King of Meow and change it to the title of Duke of Meow. Next time you do this, I will sentence you to being quartered by five meows!"
Yuan Zhangmiao also agreed, and he was quite satisfied with the dessert.
In ancient times, sugar making technology was not so developed. Although there were pastries and desserts, the sweetness was basically difficult to compare with the desserts made with modern technology.
"Save a few copies for the three Zhang brothers on the third floor and Qingzhao Miao who is sleeping on the fourth floor." Chen Xing also lazily ate the dessert and said as he ate.
"That's natural."
Jinglong meow buried his head in the dessert and muttered vaguely: "Don't worry, it's been prepared a long time ago. There will be nothing wrong."
One for layman Yi An and one for me, one for great sage and one for me, one for general Ren Gong and one for me... Hehehehe, perfect distribution, I am really a little genius.
Looking at the silly and very edible Jinglong cat, Chen Xing couldn't help but sigh, and at this moment, his cell phone rang.
Chen Xing took a look and saw that it was an unknown number. He casually clicked the number and said, "Hey, who is this?"
"Is it Boss Chen? Your machine has arrived. If it's convenient now, we'll deliver it right away."
Chen Xing was originally wondering what kind of machine it was, but suddenly he thought of the milk tea making equipment he spent 3,000 yuan on, and then nodded quickly: "It's convenient and convenient, come on."
Chen Xing had a dream a long time ago, that is, to have endless milk tea, drink it one cup at a time!
Now that you have a machine and you can use it yourself, it is a wonderful thing.
Soon, someone delivered the goods to his door. After setting everything up, Chen Xing began to follow the instructions and try to make milk tea.
All the cats around him gathered around, including Yuan Zhang’s cats and his civil and military cats. They wandered around the machine curiously, as if they were seeing this thing for the first time.
Well, not to mention the cats, it was also the first time for Chen Xing to come into close contact with this type of machine. He didn’t quite understand how to operate it, so he could only follow the steps of the machine step by step.
"How do you use this thing?"
Yuan Zhangmiao squatted on the table, looking at Chen Xing who was playing with the machine, and couldn't help but be full of curiosity: "Can you press this to make milk tea?"
Milk tea is produced in the Mongolian Plateau. As Yuan Zhangmiao who drove away the Tartars, he naturally knows about milk tea.
Not only did I know it, I also drank it.
It's just that the milk tea now is a little different from what Yuan Zhangmiao drank in the past.
Chen Xing did not directly answer Yuan Zhangmiao's words, but after a while of fussing, he successfully made a bucket of milk tea according to the operating steps of the machine and the few packets of milk tea powder given as gifts.
He distributed a few cups to several little cats, and then said with a smile: "Let's have a taste."
Yuan Zhang's Wenwu cats also came over, wanting to taste the milk tea, but Chen Xing would not give them this.
Milk can cause diarrhea in cats, while tea can make cats excited, which is especially bad for the kidneys. Milk tea has a high sugar content, which can affect the health of cats after drinking it, ranging from gastrointestinal discomfort to severe diarrhea.
The Yuan Zhang cat and other historical cats are different. Their eating habits are undoubtedly the same as those of normal people, and there will be no adverse consequences due to this.
Looking at the satisfied expressions of the cats, Chen Xing nodded and added: "In addition to making milk tea, this machine can also make coffee. Do you want to try it?"
"coffee?"
Jinglong, who had already drank all the milk tea in the cup, immediately became energetic, and then said with great interest: "I heard from Cang Shu that there is a kind of coffee called cat poop coffee, do you want to try it?
It's a pity that the general has no intention of doing anything today, but if you want it, the general can still pull it out if you work hard."
Yuan Zhangmiao and Huo Guangmiao looked incredulously. This was the first time they heard this term, and Chen Xing's expression was a little strange.
Why are modern people so perverted? Can you drink cat poop?
Chen Xing's forehead is covered with black lines: "Cat poop coffee means that civet cats excrete the coffee beans intact after eating the coffee cherries. People extract the coffee beans from their feces and then process them. It is not directly
Use cat poop to make coffee!”
"Almost."
Jing Longmiao didn't care at all, but said righteously: "As your biological brother, I don't mind eating some coffee beans, and then excrete them intact from the body, and grind coffee for you to drink!"
Chen Xing:……
Brothers poop, right?
Chen Xing waved his hand and began to think about his plan to make money.
After buying this machine, the money in Chen Xing's bank card was about to be spent. The money earned through Jinglongmiao's "selling sex" on the video platform has been squandered by "dandy" Chen Xing. Now the cat cafe has
It's reached the point where everything is empty.
Qingzhao Miao's manuscript fee is estimated to be quite large, but it will not be released for another half a month, and Chen Xing is once again in a situation where he has no money to spend.
The cat cafe may open tomorrow, but given its location, the flow of people should be average.
Are we still going to use the old methods and have bounty hunters come back?
Chen Xing couldn't help but feel a little confused.
Although it is his unavoidable duty to fight against crime, Chen Xing is tired of the life of letting the opponent lick blood from the tip of his knife, and has retired from the world for dozens of days.
Could it be that you really want to go out for a few taels of money?
It seems that once a bounty hunter, always a bounty hunter.
It's best to go after those guys who spread obscenity. They usually have strongholds, so it's best to catch them!
Chen Xing prayed secretly in his heart.
But at this moment, the wind chimes at the door rang. Before Chen Xing could raise his head to look, he heard an angry voice: "Hey, Chen Xing, your grandpa Jiang Chun has come to take care of your business. Isn't it up to now?"
Isn’t it open yet?”
Jiang Chun took the step of not acknowledging his relatives, without any awareness of the guests. As soon as he entered the door, he grabbed the fat Jing Longmiao with lightning speed.
"Kitten, you are so fat."
Jiang Chun was about to lift Jing Long Meow when he suddenly realized that Jing Long Meow was so fat that he almost broke Jiang Chun's bones. After quickly putting it down, he came to the bar and said, "Here's a cup of coffee. I didn't expect you to fucking...
It’s really a cat cafe.”
"When I came here, I heard that this place was haunted and quite creepy. Why do you want to come here?"
"I'm going to criticize you a few words. As a public official, you talk to me about ghosts, right? Where are the materialist ideas?"
After Chen Xing said a few casual words, he took out a bag of coffee powder and brewed coffee for Jiang Chun: "Thank you for your patronage, exquisite hand-ground coffee, a cup of eighty."
"?"
Jiang Chun slowly typed a question: "Brother, you can just use Nestle instant coffee. Since it is said to be fine hand-ground coffee, can you cover it up and brew it before taking it out?"
“Want some fancy coffee?”
Chen Xing glanced at Jiang Chun: "Longlong brand cat poop coffee, are you coming?"
Hearing this advanced vocabulary, Jiang Chun couldn't help but his eyes lit up: "Do you still have cat poop coffee? Come and give me a cup to try. I have only heard of it, but I have never drank it!"
"I am joking."
"Stop talking nonsense and give me a full drink!"
"ah?"
"Don't be stunned!"
Seeing Jiang Chun's determination, Chen Xing took a deep breath and walked up to Jing Longmiao: "Go take a dump, someone wants to drink."
After saying that, Chen Xing looked at Jiang Chun: "Absolutely authentic cat poop coffee, drink it now!"
Jiang Chun:???
"You want to trick me again, right?! I haven't settled the scores with you in the last game yet!"
Having said this, Cao Chongmiao on the side couldn't help but shrink his neck, but soon thought of something and became hardened.
Chapter completed!