Chapter 170 Cat Mao Huang Tianjiao!(1/2)
Zhang Jiao Miao, who just appeared on the stage, can be said to be extremely cool and stunning.
But when he looked up, he saw all the cats around him looking at him, including Chen Xing, Qingzhao Miao, Hu Baibai, Lei Gungun and Xiao Hei who were stunned.
Seeing a pair of gloomy eyes around him, Zhang Jiao Miao's heart skipped a beat, realizing that something was seriously wrong.
"What are you doing here?"
Chen Xing looked unkind and stepped forward, grabbed Zhang Jiao Miao and handed the camera to Hu Bai Bai.
After Hu Baibai took the camera, he was immediately confused. Looking at the picture inside the camera, it seemed that it was no different from the picture outside.
If this is the case, then why is there still this plastic iron bump?
Hu Baibai was puzzled and his little head was full of doubts.
The 'great director' Qing Zhaomiao seemed to have realized that Chen Xing, a photographer, wouldn't be able to work for long, so he didn't have any big ideas. He just glanced at Lei Gungun, and Lei Gungun immediately understood and went upstairs at lightning speed.
He drove Jinglongmiao down, who was eating, sleeping and drinking Coke with a confused look on his face.
Jinglongmiao was a little confused at first, but when he saw that it was Qingzhao meow looking for him, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief.
The cat was frightened to death. He thought it was Chen Xing who wanted to settle accounts after the fall and caused trouble for him to go out to buy drinks.
Since it's not, then it's okay.
Then, Jinglong Meow happily started taking pictures for Qingzhao Meow, and at the same time, he secretly glanced in the direction of Chen Xing and Zhang Jiaomeow, wanting to see what the two of them were doing.
At this moment, Chen Xing had already carried Zhang Jiao Miao by the scruff of his neck and came to the lounge. He looked at Zhang Jiao Miao seriously, as if he were being interrogated by three chambers, which actually made Zhang Jiao Miao feel scared.
However, for the sake of the dignity of the great virtuous teacher, Zhang Jiao Miao still coughed. He was strong on the outside but strong on the inside, and said with a stern expression: "General Miao Gong, what do you want from me?"
"Okay, stop pretending."
Chen Xing took a deep breath and said, "What's going on with you guys? Why do you go out to preach every day and post jokes like 'I'm Zhang Jiao, making money' on the Internet?"
As soon as he heard what Chen Xing said, Zhang Jiao Miao couldn't help but feel a little reluctant, and immediately shouted: "What a joke, that is an important means for me to recruit followers, but the current human two-legged beasts are too stupid.
, I just don’t understand my novel recruitment method!”
"Human beings can't understand what I'm saying, and I can't expose my wisdom... Tell yourself, what should I do? Besides, these slogans were all from last Thursday." Zhang Jiao Miao raised her chest.
He raised his head and said, "Now I no longer need those useless two-legged beasts that get in the way and can't even understand my intentions, meow~"
"The world belongs to cats, freedom belongs to cats, truth belongs to cats, and pornographic pictures also belong to cats!"
Zhang Jiaomiao proudly declared: "I have changed the name of Huangtian Sect to Maomao Huangtian Sect. When I gather the thirty-six square Tiangang Qushuai, the seventy-two Disha Qushuai, and the three hundred and sixty Xiaying sects,
Qushuai, the nine hundred and ninety-eight Qushuai, this is when I, the Cat Huangtian Sect, rules the world!"
Listening to Zhang Jiaomiao's ambition, Chen Xing fell silent.
"Your third brother Zhang Liangmiao betrayed his lust and seduced the little female cat." Chen Xing took a deep breath.
"Yes, I ordered it!" Zhang Jiaomiao was not ashamed but proud, "Not only that, I recently surfed the Internet intensively and found that there is a large group of stray dogs in the south of the city, so I also asked my second brother to go
The stray dog group over there in the south of the city has been gathered. As long as the dog group surrenders to my Maomao Huangtian sect, then my Maomao Huangtian sect will have soldiers to fight with. Whoever dares to bully our cats will be attacked by my dogs.
!”
When he said this, Zhang Jiao Miao was full of murderous intent, as if he was determined to kill everyone who bullied Maomao.
Hearing this, Chen Xing couldn't help but feel nervous.
But he soon recovered.
As the saying goes, if you don't do anything wrong, don't be afraid of ghosts knocking on your door.
I don’t have any…
At least he didn't bully stray cats.
Can Cao Chong and Jinglong be considered normal cats? No.
Chen Xing took a deep breath and asked, "Then why are you handing out small handwritten promotional papers everywhere?"
"Didn't I tell you? That happened last week." Zhang Jiao Miao said dissatisfied.
"I'm not asking about the online one, it's the handwritten one!" Chen Xingdao, "Why did I pick up your note outside when I went out? Is it littering?"
"Is there a problem with me littering?" Zhang Jiao meow snorted coldly, "I used to be a meow who wanted to rebel, but now I have restrained myself by throwing garbage!"
"Don't ask me why I litter everywhere, because I have no qualities and am a kitten without qualities!"
Chen Xing opened his mouth and hummed: "What do you, the Yellow Tmall Cat Sect, want to do? Do you still have heavenly principles, do you have royal laws, and do you take me, the leader of Meow Meow Kingdom, seriously?"
"It's Maomao Huang Tianjiao!" Zhang Jiaomiao corrected.
"Okay, Huang Tmall Cat Sect."
He originally thought that Zhang Jiao Miao's 'Huang Tian Mao Cat Sect' or 'Mao Mao Huang Tian Jiao' thing was just for fun. After all, Yuan Zhang Miao, Huo Guang Miao and Qing Zhao Miao also posted a sign on their rooms.
The Ming Dynasty, the Han Dynasty and the Poetry Club are just gadgets for masturbation.
But Zhang Jiao Miao’s ‘Maomao Huangtian Sect’ turned out to be real, and it had already been carried out in a planned way.
Zhang Liangmiao is responsible for encouraging and seducing domestic female cats in surrounding communities and developing followers.
Zhang Baomiao went to Chengdong District to encourage stray dogs to act as his minions.
He didn't say what Zhang Jiao Miao was doing, but judging from the behavior of his two younger brothers, Zhang Jiao Miao was probably even more terrifying.
"By the way, what were you doing today?" Seeing that Zhang Jiaomiao didn't answer him about his movements, Chen Xing took a deep breath and continued to ask.
"I went to the nearby zoo." Zhang Jiaomiao answered honestly, "They confiscated my ticket, so I climbed the wall and sneaked in."
"Now, I'm going to make a serious agreement with you."
Then, Chen Xingbian and Zhuang Jiaomiao, the leader of Maomao Huangtian Sect, signed a series of treaties in this lounge.
Including but not limited to:
1. Do not instruct cat cultists to attack innocent humans.
Second, compile a list of all cats at the commander-in-chief level, and record the number of believers in detail.
Third, in addition to the leader of the Maomao Huangtian Sect, the Huangtian Mao Sect also wants to add a new position of the ‘Miao Miao Kingdom Leader’. (Chen Xing resigned three times and was finally forced to become the Miao Miao Kingdom Leader of the Maomao Huangtian Sect.)
Fourth, they are not allowed to perform special functions in front of humans. The number of cats in each gathering must not exceed one hundred. If more than one hundred cats are required, they must report to the 'Meow Meow Kingdom'.
5. Good-looking cats need to work in Morning Star Cat Cafe.
6. The final right of interpretation belongs to Morning Star Cat Cafe.
Such harsh conditions made Zhang Jiaomiao feel trembling with anger.
If this treaty is signed, this will become Chen Xing's colony!
And the most important thing is, the name of my sect is Maomao Huangtian Sect, you bastard!
But there was no other way, Zhang Jiaomiao still signed this humiliating treaty with Chen Xing.
After all, I still have to live in this family. It is good to have someone who can talk to me and a companion who also comes from the long river of time and space.
Seeing Zhang Jiaomiao signing the treaty, Chen Xing nodded.
In fact, to put it bluntly, a treaty is just a piece of waste paper. Whether it can take effect depends entirely on the credibility of both parties.
However, Chen Xing believed in the credibility of Zhang Jiao Miao, an outlaw cat.
There is no other reason, maybe just because we get along day and night.
Zhang Jiao Miao believed in Chen Xing, and Chen Xing believed in Zhang Jiao Miao.
"Okay, you go back."
Chen Xing nodded, suddenly thought of something, and reminded: "By the way, you have a neighbor on the third floor, and his reputation may not be very good."
"Not a good reputation?"
Zhang Jiao Miao smiled, very happily and brilliantly.
No matter how bad your reputation is, how can you still compare with yourself, a rebel leader?
"Who is it?" Zhang Jiao Miao asked casually.
"The most powerful general of your time, Lu Fengxian." Chen Xing said.
Hearing these words, Zhang Jiao Miao fell silent.
One thing is that Zhang Jiao has never seen Lu Bu Fengxian, who is said to be the most powerful general in the Three Kingdoms in the late Han Dynasty.
During the Yellow Turban Rebellion, Lu Fengxian was still under Ding Yuan's account. At that time, he had already become famous, but Zhang Jiao Miao really didn't know how much Feng Xian Miao weighed.
In fact, most of the knowledge about Fengxianmiao comes from the TV series "Romance of the Three Kingdoms".
No way, Zhang Jiao Miao has watched the TV series several times. It can be said that Zhang Jiao Miao has memorized the plot of "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" by heart.
It can even be said that Zhang Jiao Miao is ready for rebirth.
If one day he wakes up and returns to the scene of the Yellow Turban Uprising, Zhang Jiao Miao can start the uprising again according to the different situations.
Zhang Jiaomiao nodded thoughtfully. It seemed that the next third floor was not decided by his family.
Then, Zhang Jiao Miao left the lounge and skipped towards the third floor.
To be continued...