"Dad, the monsters are so fierce, why do we still have to mess with them?"

"Because killing monsters can make money, there is something in its belly called crystal core, which can generate electricity, create bullets, and make all kinds of messy things. The most trashy crystal core can be sold for more than 100,000 yuan, which is enough for you to eat and drink alone for more than three years..."

"What about you?"

"I also want to find a lady to relieve the fire, at most one year."

"Dad, is it appropriate for you to be so honest?"

"What's wrong with it? How did you think you were born?"

"So my mom used to be a professional woman?"

"Don't you fucking fart!"

"Dig it out from the grave first?"

At the moment of life and death, many things flashed through Zhao Jiuzhou's mind like a stunt. He actually didn't call him Zhao Jiuzhou. His naive name was Zhao Jiuzhou because he had been born nine weeks prematurely. In this way, his mother died of dysfunction.

So the name Jiuzhou was actually registered when he was in elementary school, and the school teachers changed it self-righteously. Later, even the household registration office of Shejihui gradually began to be self-righteous, so he was shouted and after nine years of elementary school and taking the entrance exam, his name really became Zhao Jiuzhou.

Silver Jiuzhou is just in line with the power map of the Silver Award League.

The country will occupy Zhongzhou alone, which is a large area...

I heard that the remaining states are not very strong, and there are many monsters.

Zhao Jiuzhou knew in his heart that he had actually been born with a good birth.

Although his father was just an outer disciple, he was also a father and a mother, which made him big.

It's a pity that I'm still a little unlucky...

So today, are I going to reunite with my family?

Grass...it's all the blame for that dead woman!

If she hadn't tore my paper, I would have been sleeping at home now, how could I die here?

Time seems to be infinitely lengthened.

In Zhao Jiuzhou's eyes, the monster's movements slowed down infinitely.

In the alley where he could not see his fingers, he could even see the outline of the monster.

That's...

A piece of human-shaped manure.

Oh shit……

He was going to die at the hands of such a disgusting monster...

Shit Lyme...

Phantom creature...

Combat power...

It seems to be...

"Dad, why do people have to guard the cesspool? Isn't it disgusting?"

"It's disgusting, it's even more disgusting elsewhere. Do you know where the monster will appear?"

"have no idea."

"Graves, deserted houses, houses that have died, factories that have had accidents, and morgues in hospitals. As long as it is a place that can cause physical or psychological discomfort in humans, they are places where monsters are prone to appear. The probability of cesspools... is relatively small, but they are not impossible. Every year, the number of monsters that everyone kills by the cesspool is quite large. Think about it, a garbage crystal core can be sold for more than 100,000 yuan. If a more awesome monster comes out, the crystal core that falls out is relatively high-quality, can it be sold for hundreds of thousands?"

"Um……"

"Then do you think it's very meaningful to protect the cesspool?"

"Then why do rich people install flush toilets at home? There are also deacons, helmsmans and their families, and their generals are obviously very powerful. They might as well dig a few more cesspools in their own homes. Wouldn't they be able to live by guarding the cesspool?"

"You will also say rich people. What does rich people care about this little money? It must be that the quality of life is more important. Only ordinary people like us need to take out feces. How can rich people feel wronged to be with their stool all day long?"

"Grandma, I really want to live in a house with a flush toilet."

"Then study hard, get into school, graduate and go to the office. Sooner or later, it will be your turn."

"Grass...that dead woman!!! I'll kill you!!!"

The light from the right fist suddenly illuminated the entire alley.

Zhao Jiuzhou punched him hard before the monster hit him.

The light covered in the fist penetrated through the monster.

Boom! Boom boom boom boom boom boom!

There was a loud noise in the sky, and dozens of fireworks suddenly rose into the sky, turning into the totem of the Silver Award League.

It was in the Demon Hunting World Cup, and there were players from the Silver League who won the championship.

A strong wind blew through the alley.

The monster was scattered everywhere like the celestial girl.

"Cough! Cough cough cough cough cough!"

Before Zhao Jiuzhou could celebrate his escape from death, he quickly ran aside and coughed wildly.

Just then, he seemed to feel something running into his mouth.

Damn! Why did I yell that?

"Vomit~~!" He lay on the wall, opened his mouth and vomited all over the floor.

Wei Mianzi was experienced, with quick eyes and quick hands. Seeing red highlights flashing in the dark, she quickly lowered her head and picked up the thing. Regardless of the environment in the whole alley, she was ecstatic, "Ha! Level 2 crystal core! Level 2 crystal core! Child! Look! Look, you... did you... eat shit just now?"

Zhao Jiuzhou's stomach suddenly twitched again, lowered his head and vomited, spitting out a pile of sour water, "I don't..."

Wei Mianzi bent her lips and showed a gloating smile, "You are lying, you have it."

"I don't have it!"

"You've eaten shit."

"Get out! You've just eaten shit!" Zhao Jiuzhou shouted angrily.

He confirmed that he didn't eat shit.

Because after vomiting for a long time, there was no strange smell in my mouth and nothing was actually spit out.

It was already deep in the night. He ate a lot at night and had already digested the things in his stomach...

What fell into my stomach just now is definitely not Yoneda.

Zhao Jiuzhou just felt nauseous.

Because when the monster ran out, the septic tank also exploded.

The farmhouse fertilizers are everywhere, making the environment in this alley very bad...

"What's wrong? What's wrong?!" Zhu Dachang and his group of people ran over quickly with flashlights outside the alley.

Just as I ran a few steps, a large group of people immediately stepped back, "Damn! Did the cesspool explode?!"

"It exploded! It really exploded!" Wei Mianzi shouted, "Captain Zhu! We picked up a second-level crystal core! It was red!"

"Damn it! Really?! Dog luck is so good?" When Zhu Dachang heard that he had money, he immediately took out a mask and put it on. He ran to Zhu Dachang with a rush, but the closer he got, the slower he stopped.

Under the strong light of more than a dozen flashlights, Wei Mianzi, from head to toe, included traces of nature.

Zhu Dachang felt his stomach twitching, and he didn't even have time to say anything to ask Wei Mianzi to hand over the crystal core. He followed him to the wall, held the wall with one hand, and opened his mouth and vomited: "Vomit~~~"

Zhao Jiuzhou had already vomited almost all of them. When he saw Zhu Dachang playing the opposite scene again, he couldn't help but feel uneasy. After he vomited the stomach acid, he opened his mouth and even vomited bitter gallbladder. "Vomit~~"

"Vomit~~~ Are you still alive?" Zhu Dachang was a little surprised, and his face was full of snot and tears, thinking that Zhao Jiuzhou should have died.

Zhao Jiuzhou also took the time in a hurry and replied while vomiting: "Go~~~Yes, Captain Zhu, have you eaten garlic tonight?"

Zhu Dachang: "Yes~drip~~~"

Zhao Jiuzhou: "I just knew it, vomit~~~ it smells so bad..."

"Get out and talk..." Zhu Dachang vomited, and finally understood, and pulled Zhao Jiuzhou out.

Wei Mianzi also quickly followed him out.

“Wow~~~!”

Seeing this, the group of people squatting at the entrance of the alley was so scared that their voices changed and the birds and beasts scattered.

"Damn, what's going on?" Zhu Dachang cursed. When he walked to the entrance of the alley, he finally took a breath and snatched the crystal core covered with shit from Wei Mianzi. A little bit of dung is actually nothing. He himself is a demon hunter. In the process of killing monsters, there are countless disgusting things. Shit, pee, fart is really the lowest level.

He just couldn't stand the smell in the alley.

"Captain!" The people next to him took a water pipe from the nearby area. The water source in Shejihui is rich, and every household has an external faucet. The water fee is very cheap, so they are not afraid of others using it indiscriminately.

Because the camera is like a faucet, there are all over the city, and the sky and earth nets are everywhere.

Whoever dares to turn on the faucet and not turn off, will be taken away by the security hall at dawn the next day.
To be continued...