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Chapter 391: The Way to Shut up Xiaobailong(1/2)

Chapter 391 How to shut up Xiao Bailong

A little boy of seven or eight years old took down several folding tables from a van on the river beach. He Huan ran over to pick them up and opened them on the river beach.

The tourists looked at each other, and He Huan waved, "Come here!"

Master Zhou came over first with a smile on his face. Little Bailong knew how to dress up and had a picnic by the Blackfish River in the Longchuan River Gorge.

He Huan ran to the van again, and the little boy handed him bags of fruit. The two of them went to the river to wash the fruits, put them on a plate, and brought them to the table.

Tourists watched him brazenly rob.

He Huan picked up a small tomato and threw it into his mouth, "Hmm... it's so sandy and sweet! Aren't you hungry? Come and eat!"

The tourists came over silently, stood around the table, looked at him, and were too embarrassed to do anything. Little White Dragon just wanted to eat, but it was too embarrassing for so many people to eat.

Seeing that they didn't dare to eat, the eldest sister smiled and said: "You can eat, it was Xiao Bailong who asked us to wait for you here."

"Ah!" Everyone laughed.

"Ahhh! Little White Dragon! I love you!" The female tourist who was riding in a hot air balloon and let Little White Dragon kiss her rushed up to her.

He Huan quickly stood up and got out of the way, "Eat the fish, eat the fish, okay? Don't gnaw at me!"

A group of people laughed, and the eldest sister also laughed and said: "The fish is baked! It's ready to eat!"

The tourists all went to the stream to wash their hands, some sat down to eat fruit, and some curiously ran over and stood by the barbecue grill.

The eldest brother moved a box of drinks and a box of beer from the car. He Huan put the dishes, chopsticks and cups on the table, "Whatever you want to drink, you can help yourself."

Tourists all ran to get it themselves.

The tourists standing by the barbecue grill opened their eyes wide and swallowed their saliva. The elder sister smiled and put the grilled fish on the side where the charcoal was not burning. A few people stood next to the barbecue grill and started eating.

He Huan looked at them with a smile.

The pick-up king hurriedly picked up a fish, sprinkled the black fish with chili powder and turned it into red fish for free, took it and handed it to He Huan, "Xiao Bailong, here you go!"

He Huan was speechless, took it, shook some chili powder on the plate, and started eating.

"Uh huh huh..."

"smell good!"

“I’ve never had fish like this!”

There is a blue sky above your head, and a clear stream under your feet. Eating game by the stream is like a dream.

"Xiao Bailong, I have never had such a trip!"

"This is my dream love trip!" The female tourist who said she loved him also brought him a fish, sprinkled some chili pepper on it, handed it to him and sat next to him.

When the cell phone on the table rang, Longteng: What is the Kingdom of Dragons?

He Huan smiled, picked up his mobile phone, turned his head and took a video, "That's why I asked you to come! You see, we had a picnic at Luyu Creek in Cangshan Mountain for the first time, and now we have a picnic at Heiyu River again."

The female tourist sitting next to him raised her hands and grabbed her fluffy wavy hair to cover her face.

"Look, this is my visitor this time!" He Huan moved his cell phone.

Everyone smiled and nodded or waved to the camera.

After putting down their mobile phones, the tourists realized, "It turns out that the video of your explanation on the hot air balloon was recorded for your girlfriend!"

He Huan nodded sweetly.

"Xiao Bailong, do you really have a girlfriend?"

"Yeah." He Huan nodded.

"I can testify!" A tourist raised his hand, "While camping in Wuliang Mountain, Xiao Bailong was still on the phone with his girlfriend in the middle of the night, tsk tsk tsk."

He Huan smiled and said, "How did you know I called in the middle of the night?"

The girl next to him blushed, and the boy said confidently: "Because you woke us up!"

He Huan didn't criticize them, even though his voice was very low!

The female tourist sitting next to He Huan turned around again, "Is your girlfriend also your tourist?"

"Yes." He Huan nodded, "The first tourist from the Little White Dragon Group."

"Ah!" Everyone's eyes widened.

The female tourist next to her nodded, "What a pity! I didn't register it the first time!"

Everyone laughed.

It feels amazing.

The eldest sister served them all the grilled fish, which was real game!

He Huan took the little boy and sat next to him, "The last group ate Brazilian fish by the Nanla River, and this group ate black fish by the Heiyu River. These are only found locally!"

The King of Jie Gang said while chewing the black fish: "What is Brazil Mile? I want to eat it too!"

Other tourists also looked at him and really wanted to follow Xiao Bailong to travel all over Yunzhou and eat all over Yunzhou.

"Is this fish really possessed by the resentful spirits of Xiaobai and Xiaoqing?"

He Huan smiled and said, "The Black Fish River was originally an underground river, and the fish in the underground river are uglier."

Everyone ate the fish and laughed and said, "You still think you are ugly if you eat it!"

"It's true that deep-water fish are uglier. First, they are ugly because of the high water pressure, low oxygen, low food, and high pressure in life."

Amid the laughter of the tourists, He Huan continued: "Second, the underground river is so dark that it's useless no matter how beautiful it looks."

"Hahaha……"

"As for the colorful fins, it will emit some psychedelic light and add a filter to make people mistakenly think that it looks good and attracts the opposite sex."

The tourists laughed and said: "It's really too much to slander it while eating it!"

He Huan said with a smile: "After the volcano erupted, the magma blocked the underground river and the underground water flowed out of the surface. These ugly fish also flowed out and ended up on our dining table."

"How miserable!"

He Huan rolled his eyes at them, "Eating with gusto and feeling sympathy for it at the same time! You are going too far! Because the fish in this river are all black, it is called the Black Fish River."

"oh."

The eldest sister gave them kebabs, potatoes, eggplants, tofu...

Gradually the tables were filled, and the eldest brother opened the lid of the pot and found a large bowl of bitter vegetable soup on each table.

"People here in Yunzhou like to drink bitter vegetable soup, because they usually eat spicy food, and bitter vegetables can bring down the heat."

The soup was already cooked, and the eldest sister fried the bait cubes for them in a large iron pot. Each table had a large plate.

He Huan asked his eldest brother and eldest sister to sit down and eat together.

"This is today's staple food, big help!" He Huan said, "In the early Qing Dynasty, Wu Sangui led the Qing army to invade Yunnan and Guizhou. Emperor Yongli of the Ming Dynasty fled to western Yunnan. Wu Sangui led the Qing army to pursue him. Emperor Yongli fled.

Arrive at Tengchong.

It was getting late at that time, and the group of people were exhausted and hungry after walking on the mountain road for a day. When they walked into a farmhouse, the owner found the best things in the house - bait cubes, ham, eggs, vegetables, stir-fried them together, and gave them to Yongli.

The emperor eats it.”

He Huan pointed to the fried bait cubes in front of him, "Emperor Yongli was full of praise after eating it: It's so delicious! He saved my Dajia! From then on, Tengchong fried bait cubes had another name - Dajiujia."

The stalker king said: "Yeah, you saved my driver today too!"

He Huan said with a smile: "Compared to Emperor Yongli, I'm afraid you want to be an ordinary citizen more."

The pick-up king nodded and kept eating, his eyes signaling He Huan to continue talking.

Everyone looked at Xiao Bailong while eating, and Master Zhou also looked at Xiao Bailong while eating. All he had to do was talk, and he didn't need to eat. He could talk about everything from a blade of grass to a plate of vegetables!

I’m used to having dubbing when everyone is eating!

"Emperor Yongli also took the poisonous road of Shu and fled to Burma."

The tourists looked at him in surprise. Shu Shen Du Dao is really a step-by-step history that runs through two thousand years!

"Why did you flee from Yunzhou to Burma? It is obvious that the Ming Dynasty did very well in Yunzhou. It was the Ming Dynasty's great immigration that made the Han people in Yunzhou become the majority ethnic group. I am afraid Zhu Yuanzhang did not expect that he would immigrate to Yunnan, with more than two hundred people

Years later, my descendants will flee Yunnan."

Everyone couldn't help but sigh.

"On the fourth day of the first lunar month in 1659, Emperor Yongli went to Yongchang Mansion, which is Baoshan. The people were celebrating the New Year, and he was being hunted down. On the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, the Qing army approached, and Emperor Yongli left Baoshan, and on the eighteenth day of the first lunar month, he went to Tengchong.

Tengchong was the last city that Emperor Yongli passed through in his own country. Perhaps that big plate of relief was the last meal he had in his own country."

While everyone was eating the food, they felt pity for the emperor.

"When do people feel that food is particularly delicious and fragrant?"

“When you’re really hungry!”

"Yes!" He Huan nodded, "The person who fried this plate of bait for him at that time must be the descendant of the military camp in the early Ming Dynasty, so he took out the best stuff at home.

At that time, the common people were able to bring out bait made of rice, eggs, and ham. They really brought out the best things at home. However, they could only bring out these things to honor the emperor.
To be continued...
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