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Chapter 709 Uma, Oprah, Keanu...(2/2)



Ronald walked into the venue. Today he came as a successful person who did his best. He talked to many people about many things, and when the announcement for everyone to sit down was broadcast, he and Diane sat down together.

"Ladies and gentlemen, David Letterman."

This year ABC wanted to change the approach and brought up Late Show host David Letterman. When he walked out of the middle of the stage, everyone expected this to be another classic Oscar after Billy Crystal.

host.

After the applause, David Letterman leisurely told a few jokes, and then smiled at everyone: "I have to tell you, I am very excited now, I plan to do this all day...

…”

He then walked in the direction of famous talk show host Oprah and said "Oprah!"

Then he walked to the other side step by step, and said to Uma Thurman, who was nominated for Best Supporting Actress on the other side, "Uma!"

After that, he walked back and forth, calling the two women "Uma, Oprah, Oprah, Uma..."

The two parties involved were confused and a little embarrassed, and they burst into awkward laughter for some reason.

Half of the audience didn't know what was so funny about this, while the other half giggled.

"What's so funny about this? I don't understand..." Ronald was among the half who didn't understand. He looked at Diane beside him, laughing happily, puzzled.

"If you don't bring little Roger, you don't know. Children like this kind of joke the most. The names of these two people are very rare, and they also rhyme. Isn't it funny?"

"What's so funny?" Ronald muttered. Could anyone really be amused by such a simple homophone?

"Hahaha..." David Letterman laughed first, and then said, "Do any of you kids know about Keanu?"

"Oh, God", Ronald finally found the point of laughter. Children are very simple. When they hear three unusual names that rhyme, they can't help but laugh.

However, awards shows like the Oscars have always favored high-end, logical jokes. Such jokes don’t seem to fit the scene, right?

Ronald involuntarily made a gesture to Letterman to lower the atmosphere and stop telling such embarrassing jokes. I don’t know if he saw it. Fortunately, Letterman quickly returned to normal and started to say that

Classic Oscar jokes.

"At the beginning of the year, House Speaker Newt Gingrich said that there are many problems in this country that can be solved by watching movies. For example, MLB, the professional baseball league that is on strike, might as well let the players watch the movie starring Costner.

Baseball movie dreams come true.
Chapter completed!
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