Chapter 312 311: The new defensive rules are useless to Shay!

Author: Grove Street Brothers

Chapter 312 311: The new defensive rules are useless to Shay!

On March 26, a game that will break the season ratings record is about to begin.

Although the game has not started yet, the TV ratings have already shown how much people are looking forward to this game.

Although the media says that Shay is already the fallen king. But in terms of box office appeal, Shay is still the only one in the league.

In the locker room, all the Lakers generals were gearing up after eating the bowl of chicken soup that Shay made yesterday.

I don’t know why, the team’s record this year is obviously a lot worse, but with Shea here, everyone feels that

I can beat the New York Knicks!

Shay had just changed his jersey and sneakers, and the staff just knocked on the locker room door:

"It's time to play!"

Shay then stood up, waved his hand, and brought everyone together:

"Our home court, our championship. As long as I am here, no one can take away our honor!

Come on!"

After Shea finished speaking, he opened the locker room door and walked into the players' tunnel.

The cheers of the fans have faintly reached Shay's ears.

Shay calmly and slowly walked out of the tunnel. The dazzling lights made Shay squint his eyes slightly.

Immediately afterwards, Shay heard the DJ shouting:

"His Majesty the King appears!"

What followed was a cry that was enough to cause an earthquake!

The old magician burst into tears: "The king of Los Angeles is back, coming back to protect his territory and his throne!"

When Shea came on the court, the Knicks were already warming up in the other half.

When O'Neal and Kobe met Shay, they both looked solemn. Although the Lakers are now last in the Western Conference, even though people say that Shea may not be as brave as he once was after undergoing major surgery.

But seeing that man step onto the court again, O'Neal and Kobe still felt a sense of oppression!

Shay, O'Neal, and Kobe looked at each other and then started to warm up.

In the stands, the enthusiastic cheers never stopped.

The female fans were jumping wildly, motivating Shay with their surges.

Next to the magician, Marvin Albert was also very excited:

"Maji, what do you think the chances are that the Lakers, who are last in the Western Conference, can overturn the first place in the Eastern Conference tonight?"

"You should ask, what are the chances that the Knicks will leave the Great West Forum alive!

Shay is a weapon of mass destruction. In front of him, there is no such thing as being number one in the East, only equality for all!"

The previous Lakers were completely a lottery team.

But after the lottery team added Shea, fans suddenly felt that the Lakers were very strong, so strong that they felt like they were wrestling with the No. 1 player in the Eastern Conference.

This is probably Shay's strength.

Of course, today's game has high ratings, and not all fans are there to watch Shay Return of the King.

There are also a large number of people who want to see Shay fall completely!

In the NBC studio, several hosts were not optimistic about the prospects of the Lakers' game.

"Not to mention how Shay's injury is recovering, even if Shay has fully recovered, even if Shay maintains 100% condition.

But he may not be able to adapt to the new and extremely cruel defensive rules.

This season, the league's single team averaged only 92 points per game.

The last time a single-season scoring average was lower than this was the distant 1953-54 season.

Yes, that was an era before the 24-second rule!

Since the NBA introduced the 24-second rule, the scoring average has never been this low!

Nowadays, the defensive intensity of the league is frighteningly high.

This is not the original alliance where we could easily fight one-on-one because of illegal defense.

It's so tight, there's a question mark as to whether Shay can hold on!

Shay's score in a single game today may not even exceed 20 points.

Nowadays, it is very difficult to score 20 points in a single game."

The NBC studio host's words expressed the expectations of Knicks fans.

The whole world knows that Stern changed the defensive rules in order to curb Shea, who was unscrupulous in scoring.

So far this season, the AI ​​with the highest scoring average per game is only 26.8 points, which is different from the era when Shea and Jordan often averaged 30+ points per game!

Shay thinks he can dominate the league again? What a waste!

O'Neal thinks so too, Shay is a piece of shit under the new rules!

They are better than me, the Deep Sea Sharks, who only average 26.3 points per game.

Shark has not forgotten the Madison Square Garden debut that left a deep impression on him and will never be forgotten.

Today, the shark must pay with blood!

Although, it is a bit difficult to beat the Lakers by more than 47 points.

But double digits are still no problem, and the Sharks will definitely try their best to maximize the point difference!

When interviewed in Los Angeles yesterday, Shark also said: "Double digits!"

In the lively atmosphere, the starting players of both sides approached the center circle.

O'Neal looked at Shay and couldn't help but start talking trash:

"You shouldn't have come back, Shay, you will become shark food today!"

Xie looked at the increasingly larger shark and smiled coldly:

"From the past until now, is there anything you can do that can surpass me? Even if you imitate me and sing a song, no one cares about it, let alone play basketball."

When Shay said this, the shark was very embarrassed.

Last summer, because the league was suspended, the Sharks were not the kind of players who would work hard on their own training.

So, when he saw that the two songs Shay had released before were so popular, he immediately thought that it would be okay for him to have sex with me.

After all, Nini has racial talent in rapping. If Shay, an Asian, can do it, so can I, a shark!

Shaq released a rap single in the summer, the lyrics of which were probably "Shaq is so fucked up, you all can't do it".

However, Shark is far inferior to Shay in terms of the flow of his rap and the sophistication of his lyrics.

Shay used all kinds of jokes to tease his opponents, but Shark used some false words to praise himself.

Moreover, Shark's lyrics are full of expressions, and he can't wait to repeat the same sentence four times.

A short paragraph of Shay's lyrics is richer than an entire song by Shark.

The only thing where Shark's single surpasses Shay's is that Shark is more shameless than Shay.

Compared with Shay, Shark's single not only did not win him praise after it was released, but instead made him ridiculed by major media.

Barkley said bluntly: "Shay writes better with his feet than Shaq writes with his brain. Wait, does Shaq have a brain?"

Shay made a name for himself with his single.

Shark's single has become a piece of dark history that cannot be looked back upon.

So Shay used this to attack the shark, which was simply exposing the scars and embarrassing the shark to the point of being kicked out of the three rooms and one living room.

"Shay, shut up, we are basketball players, we are competing for basketball!"

"Oh, how about a basketball competition? How many championships do you have? How many MVPs? Where's the scoring champion? None? You're comparing your shit with me!"

Seeing the shark's lips turn black, Kobe shook his head.

What kind of trash talk are you and Shay's dad talking about?

It's okay now. Before the game even started, I was severely ravaged mentally.

Kobe was very sensible and didn't say anything. He just stared at Shay intently.

This year I should be able to beat the sponsor dad once in the official competition!

AI and Kobe, the two sons, have also been spying on the throne left by Shay for a long time.

Especially the stubborn Kobe, he will never give up the victory today!
To be continued...