Chapter 838
Complaining in progress
"Look at this stage. This stage I'm on is a perfect metaphor for where America is today!"
"Look at the economy. It's barely moving! Even breathing is extremely difficult."
Reagan turned his body slightly and showed himself to the public in a half-sideways posture, with a relaxed expression and a calm expression.
Even though it was a completely new program format, Reagan still showed great adaptability after getting the script he wrote for the other party!
I saw him gently raising a hand and pointing to Judy in the guest box:
"On the verge of death, struggling! Just like Ms. Jodie Foster."
"I spent the first half of my life in Hollywood. During that long time, I have never seen any popular actress choose to go to school for further studies when her career is booming."
"So, be sincere! Okay? Be sincere. Accept your identity as a has-been actress, just like we have to accept the reality of the economic downturn now!"
While complaining about Judy, Reagan, or in other words, Carter's script began to include the private goods of "selling anxiety"
And this paragraph is the introduction to the next stage of complaining
"Speaking of sincerity, I have to mention my friend, George Bush. He is undoubtedly a sincere person. He is so sincere that even after looking for oil for many years and still not finding it, he was not even willing to fart (
Natural gas and farts are both gas) to deceive your own investors."
"I'm not advocating deception here, but we all understand that in the process of starting a business, using appropriate lies to give investors confidence is a very important part."
After complaining about Xiao Bu, Reagan continued his performance:
"This great country was built on entrepreneurship. And the perfect proof of entrepreneurship is Michael Jackson!"
"Oh my God! I've been unemployed for three years! My peanut farm even went bankrupt! Yes, I can't grow those damn peanuts, but you don't seem to know how to run this country! Of course, for you to spend eight
Spending $100,000 to decorate the White House in an attempt to stimulate the construction industry; and purchasing many high-end clothing to stimulate the development of the textile industry. I still have to admit that you are a patriot."
"If you believe in yourselves, just like I believe in myself, and I believe in myself a lot."
"I don't intend to provoke people's scars. The reason why I say this is because Barack is also the perfect embodiment of the American spirit. From the beaches of Hawaii to the bustling Manhattan, believe me, Barack, after leaving Columbia, you will have a
A wonderful future!”
"America is going through a tough time, but the harder it gets, the more we have to laugh! Really!"
"His experience is a story of a sparrow turning into a phoenix!"
"But just like his unruly hair, he is not a peaceful guy! I would like to take the liberty to ask Mr. Black, as the president and as a heavyweight guest, should I have additional compensation in addition to the appearance fee? His advertisement
Should I have a share of the fee?"
"We will eventually get through this most difficult period with a smile. Now, it is the last darkness before dawn! We should laugh and welcome the coming morning light!"
"Her mother is in the kitchen frying chicken, and her brother is playing a basketball game in the living room, but he's wearing a Real Madrid jersey."
On December 31, Carter, who was staying in the editing room of CBS's self-operated TV station in New York, watched the final film and felt a slight pain in his brain.
Although the program, from the name to the general process, is copied from the previous "Tucao Conference", Carter still made certain modifications in the program process, such as the design of no master, which was originally intended to bring guests from different classes closer together.
, but the result is that the theme is not outstanding; for example, the SOLO session after each guest comes on stage to complain.
Originally, Carter wanted to create conflicts and highlights through the tit-for-tat confrontation between the guests. As a result, the overall program looked a bit scattered.
It’s quite a bit like fighting on their own!
"Because I know that good days are ahead!"
Being mentioned so directly about his past on the stage is not a good memory, and he was even vaguely criticized for being of "low origin". Even though MJ had long been prepared to be ridiculed when he went on stage, he also knew in his heart that if a dignified president, if
It’s not for the sake of the show, but do people have the leisure to make fun of themselves?
But at this moment, maybe the less he lacks, the more he cares. MJ's expression was obviously a little embarrassed and embarrassed. The picture captured by the camera also showed an extremely far-fetched smile.
But all this cannot be seen by Carter, who is sitting on the stage now.
"Really. He's very proud!"
"Because, there is Barack here!"
"But he obviously didn't realize it. So, George, do you understand why you can't become a Texas representative? Stop complaining that others look down upon you for being young, okay?"
"You can't hear, 'Hey, man, do you like fried chicken?' Just 'Fuck it, why do black people have to love chicken?' and then hear, 'Hey, man, I heard you have a big penis.
Gouba? 'Just 'Jeez! Jeeze! I just have it.'"
"Either you don't accept them all, or you have to accept them all. This is equality!"
"Single-parent family, reorganized family, never even came to the continental United States before adulthood! Wandering, changing schools, from an unfamiliar environment to a new unfamiliar environment. Hey, Michael! Do you know how lucky you are to have a mother who knows how to play the piano?
?I have thought since I was a child that it would be great if my mother also knew how to play the piano."
"Mr. Reagan once said that when I lose my job, that's when the American economy will recover."
"Barack, stereotypes are just fun, OK? That's not prejudice. You can't hear 'Hey! Malcolm.' Just 'Fuck?! Do I have to be called Malcolm because I'm black?'"
“I remember the first time I visited my girlfriend’s house, and her family was so welcoming! Really welcoming!”
"A bright future is never just a word, just like Donald next to me. As a guy who was born with a golden hook in his mouth, he was born with a bright future."
MJ's childhood was not a happy one, the seventh child of an Indiana steelworker family.
Look at the location, look at the father's job, look at the number of children in the family
MJ's childhood was, let alone poverty-stricken, impoverished.
If you hold on till death, you can ensure food and clothing!
Barack and George W. Bush are arguing about minority issues; Renzong and Reagan are madly complaining about each other's policies and the effectiveness of their governance.
MJ would occasionally join Barack's camp, while the Golden Retriever was talking about blessings with another amateur guest.
Judy huddled in the corner, shivering. If Carter hadn't specially handed her the message several times later, I'm afraid the audience would have forgotten the existence of such a guest in the middle of the show.
Overall, Carter was somewhat dissatisfied with the production of the first issue of "Tucao Conference".
Sure enough, it’s a mature program, mature processes and systems. I have nothing to do to change the hook!
However, no matter how much he regrets in his heart, time will not give Carter another chance.
"That's it, let's send the video to all four families! I'll take it to ABC in the evening. It's been a hard time for everyone. Rest well in the rest of the time and prepare for the start of school!"
Chapter completed!