Last time, it was said that after Zou Jun entered the "Heavenly Court" from the "Eastern Gate" with the "Eight Immortals", he directly called the "Jade Emperor" and the "Queen Mother" as "Great Heavenly Lord" in the "Lingxiao Palace", causing an uproar in the whole crowd.

"Oh? Haha/Giggle, how dare you, a small immortal, dare to compare yourself to the 'Sage of Heaven' without shame? Let's wait until you survive the 'three disasters and five disasters' without dying."

The "Jade Emperor" and the "Queen Mother" who were sitting in high positions were actually amused when they heard what Zou Jun said. Uncharacteristically, they did not scold Zou Jun for talking nonsense. Instead, they looked at each other and said seriously: "Xiao Sanxian, you

Have you ever heard that 'all saints are ants'?

As long as you are still living in this universe, no matter which space-earth parallel universe interface you are in, you will face the 'wind disaster', 'fire', 'thunder disaster' that occur every 500 years, and the '

The "Five Little Difficulties" will also come suddenly, making you and other low-level immortals sad."

"Haha, 'How can we allow others to snore and sleep on the side of the bed?' There is nothing wrong with the impermanence of heaven. The junior Xiao Sanxian wants to take this opportunity to ask the two seniors, the Great Heavenly Lord, for a 'Heavenly Official' to do it."

"Haha, you want to be a heavenly official? Just because you are a little loose immortal? Go ahead and dream!" The Jade Emperor seemed a little impatient and said: "Open your eyes and see for yourself, which of the immortals here is a loose immortal?

?Haven't you heard that Sun Wukong, who was much more capable than you at the time, also just made a little Bima Wen? He was the 'Taiyi True Immortal'!"

"Hehe, as we all know, it was precisely because Sun Wukong was dissatisfied with 'Bima Wen', an inferior 'Sesame Official', that he became the 'Monkey King'." Zou Jun saw the expressions on the faces of all the immortals present.

Changed, so he smiled and said: "If the two seniors, Great Heavenly Lord, can do something convenient and give junior Xiaosanxian a 'nominal official position' to act cheaply, he will definitely make money without losing money!"

"Official position in name? Guaranteed profit without losing money? Nonsense! What do you think I am? A bazaar that engages in 'power and money transactions'?" After hearing this, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother became furious and said: "It's just a loose immortal, there are

What qualifications do you have to ask for an 'official position' from my heaven? I think you don't want to live anymore! Come on,

Take this profiteer who is full of copper odor and throw him into the sky prison. He will be executed on a certain day as a warning to others! What the hell?”————“Yes!” As soon as he finished speaking, the door in front of the palace suddenly opened, revealing a pair.

The heavenly soldiers and generals on duty rushed in with magic weapons and wanted to use violence against Zou Jun.

"Humph, I don't want to stay here. I have my own place to stay. Don't leave me everywhere? I'm going to join the Eighth Route Army!" As soon as he finished speaking, Zou Jun suddenly activated the "space jump" spell, and he saw a wave of excitement all over his body.

After the white light, he prepared to disappear out of thin air. However, when the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother saw this, they couldn't help but became furious and said: "Wu that profiteer and Sanxian, please stay with me - just follow your words!"

As soon as he finished speaking, there was a strange space-time shock in the hall, and the voice from the sky suddenly said vaguely: "Stay, stay, stay..." I saw the white light on Zou Jun's body was suddenly blown away by this strange shock wave.

Most of them were dispersed, and when he was about to be interrupted and cast a spell and suffered a backlash, he saw Zou

A layer of dazzling golden light suddenly appeared on Jun's body, which reflected in the surrounding space and produced Sanskrit texts all over the sky out of thin air. In the midst of a faint chanting of Buddhist sounds, they confronted the Jade Emperor's divine power of "Speech and Dharma Follower", making Zou

You were able to continue using "Space Jump" and passed away in a flash.

"Huh? Buddhist skills? Can resist the power of gods? It's incredible!" Those immortals, gods, Buddhas and other people who were watching the excitement immediately discovered the "Buddha's Golden Body" that Zou Jun had just performed.

Crossing the Heart Sutra" and successfully escaped. However, let the immortals and gods

What the Buddha couldn't understand was that the "Jade Emperor" and the "Queen Mother" had already cultivated themselves into "Sages of Laws", so why couldn't they handle a small immortal? Is there a fraud involved? Or was it deliberately done to some big people?

Does the "big man" behind the power see this? There is something weird about this!

However, these are not the issues that Zou Jun needs to consider at the moment, because he has unknowingly offended the "Heavenly Divine Power" forces headed by the "Jade Emperor" and the "Queen Mother". If he does not leave the "Heavenly Court" quickly, I am afraid there will be

Worrying about his life. So, when he suddenly appeared in front of the seven true immortals in the distance outside the palace, he quickly said in short words: "Brothers,

, Senior Sister, please leave Heavenly Court quickly! The matter is too urgent, I need to go first." As soon as he finished speaking, the white light disappeared out of thin air in a flash. When it appeared again, it had returned to a certain mountain in the Great Eastern Wasteland on the other side of the ocean. At this time, Zou

Jun looked at the towering "Welcome Pine" on the top of "Donghuang Mountain" and couldn't help laughing at himself with complicated emotions: "Master, you are right."

"Haha, boy, do you finally understand? That court is not a place where you can stay whenever you want!" As soon as he finished speaking, the welcoming pine tree with several people hugging the sky suddenly shrank sharply after a bright green light.

He turned into a human form and turned out to be the master he worshiped in the fairy world - "Dong

"Prince". I saw Duke Dong stroking his beard and laughing loudly, while looking at Zou Jun carefully, and suddenly said seriously: "I didn't expect that your kid's Buddhist cultivation level is so high. You can break free from Jade with just the Sanxian realm.

The emperor's 'words follow the law'? That's how you get stronger when you are strong!"

"Uh...Master, are you kidding me? Apprentice, I have never deliberately gone to be ordained or become a monk, eat fasting and chant Buddha's name, nor have I ever followed any of the Buddhist rules and precepts, it's just..."

"Just what? Tell me quickly?" The old man was very curious. - "It's just that when the disciple was in the lower world, he often took turns cultivating with ten Taoists and shared each other's bodies, souls and destiny, so he unknowingly

Then he cultivated the 'Happy Infinitely Reversing the Universe'. Only later did he

I heard that this is the most powerful "Happy Zen" in Buddhist Tantric Buddhism. It was the main practice of "Vajra Selfless Buddha Mother" at that time. It can transform all the opposite sexes, practice to a high and deep level, and even become a Buddha immediately, that is, "Happy Buddha"

.Before joining the disciples, I accidentally obtained the "Buddha's Golden Body Delivers the Heart Sutra", so..."

"What? This... is simply unbelievable!" After hearing this, Prince Dong felt unbelievable, so he closed his eyes and started counting with both hands. After counting the breaths, he suddenly opened his eyes and stared at Zou Jun in circles quietly, as if he was admiring it.

A piece of rough jade that had not yet been carved, laughed out loud after a long time: "Good, good, good! It's really prosperous this time!"

"Master, what are you talking about? What are you talking about?" --- "Silly apprentice, silly apprentice! I just used my magic power to predict that you will become the 'Jade Emperor' in the future."

Isn't it good that the Queen Mother is one of the masters of the universe who is on par with her, and spreads my reputation to all the great realms, space, and heavens, so that the universe can be peaceful?"

"Let the universe be peaceful? Uh...is...is this possible? The apprentice is just a small immortal now. Compared with that aloof 'saint', he is negligible!"

"Silly disciple, silly disciple! Haven't those 'saints' been trained from 'immortals'? As long as you practice with peace of mind and practice steadily, you will definitely become a high-level immortal in the future. From now on, you don't have to worry about the 'three disasters and five disasters'."

An An An is ready to prepare for enlightenment and sainthood! By then, the universe is so big that there will be nowhere left to go. There is a vaster world beyond the heaven!"

"Oh? Thank you Master for your teaching. I understand!" Just as Zou Jun was about to get up after saluting "Dong Wanggong", he saw eight rays of light falling from the sky, and it turned out that the Eight Immortals had returned.

"Disciple, wait until you have met Master!" After the Eight Immortals hurriedly bowed to "Mu Gong", they all turned their attention to Zou Jun, full of doubts and said: "Junior Brother Zou, why do you want to make you angry?

What about the 'Jade Emperor' and the 'Queen Mother'? This is not a good thing! With their urinary nature, I'm afraid we won't be able to develop in heaven in the future!"

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This story is purely fictitious, and any similarities are purely coincidental! Fellow Taoists: Working hard, time is tight, and creation is not easy. Like, favorite, and forward by the way. Want to know the plot? I will break it down next time!
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