Chapter 951: The concubine is the ruler, the daughter is the father, and the wife is the husband
Last time, it was said that Zou Jun returned to "Xuanyuan 14" after returning from the "Yuanling Realm". After giving a big gift to each of the two masters, he began to gather his troops and rushed back to the next stop.
After Zou Jun gathered the army of 4.5 billion cultivators led by the two masters, he put them into the "Xumi Space" he carried with him, then he kneaded and chanted a mantra and disappeared into thin air when a burst of white light appeared all over his body.
When it appeared again, it was already more than ten light years away.
"Xuanyuan 13". As a result, Zou Jun completely released his extremely powerful mental power and instantly covered the universe with a radius of 3 billion miles. After repeated scanning, he finally determined that the mission led by his sister-in-law Ruan Jinxiang and his children was
The location of the cultivator army.
"Haha, how is her little sister's harvest? Where are Xiao Hei, Xiao Bai and Hui Hui?" Just as Ruan Jinxiang was sitting cross-legged and meditating on the highest peak of the main planet - "Mount Everest", a huge picture suddenly appeared.
The "Jiang Mirage" face appeared out of thin air and started asking questions
, Ruan Jinxiang, who was reminiscing about this crazy harvest and the pleasure of plundering wealth, immediately reacted. He couldn't help but slowly opened his eyes and said lazily: "Huh? So it's brother-in-law? Why did you come back so soon? Harvest
How about it? Have you prepared a gift for my little sister?"
"Prepare a gift? What gift? You are an old witch who has lived for thousands of years, what else do you need?" As soon as Zou Jun finished speaking, he suddenly felt something was wrong, because Ruan Jinxiang's narrow eyes suddenly widened, and he couldn't help but
With hands on hips, he stepped into the void and headed straight for Zou Jun's "Jiang Mirage".
"Yun" came with a huge face, blowing his beard and glaring, and yelled: "You are a heartless scum, you secretly made someone's belly bigger and gave you 11 beautiful daughters, you are actually a 'noble man'"
How forgetful are you? Are you so heartless? Why don't you die?"
"Uh... this... what's that? Hehe, I'm sorry. It's normal for successful men to have three wives and four concubines, but it's really inappropriate to forget about 'illegitimate daughters' for a moment."
"Humph, what should I do or shouldn't? Grandma, if I keep you pregnant and give birth to a baby, you will have to compensate me for the loss of my youth. Do the math yourself, the more the better, not even a penny less!" As soon as he finished speaking, he
He leaned against the bridge of Zou Jun's "Jiang Mirage" giant face in the air, as if he was planning to hang on, but it made Zou Jun feel embarrassed, so he quickly admitted his mistake.
"Uh... this... haha, what about that? Although you and I are actually husband and wife, we are not called husband and wife. At most, we are just 'sleeping maid', oh no, concubine, hehe." Zou Jun's voice was still there.
When Ruan Jinxiang was down, he found that Ruan Jinxiang was angry again, so he quickly changed his words: "These days, whether you are a wife or a concubine, they all have equal status in the family and enjoy the same treatment.
Encounter! Therefore, your brother-in-law and I, oh no, my husband will spit out all the gains from yesterday's robbery of the Yuanling Realm for you to keep." As soon as he finished speaking, Zou Jun's "Jiang Mirage" giant face opened up with a big mouth.
With one picture, it was as if a "black hole" had opened up in the sky and began to spew out a massive amount of ghost energy and blood evil energy, and in the blink of an eye, it condensed into more than 1,500 weird big guys.
"Eh? This is...a dragon? a phoenix? and a Pixiu? This is...interesting." Ruan Jinxiang was immediately stunned. - "See clearly? That's not Pixiu, it's a unicorn! Hehe."
"What? Qilin? It's the kind of Qilin that says 'Qilin gives birth to a child'? No way? That's a god..." - "Hey, what's so godless? It's not like it was swallowed by the husband and forced into his stomach.
Refined and absorbed?" Zou Jun smiled disapprovingly: "The gifts I give you now are 'Ghost Dragon', 'Ghost Phoenix', and 'Ghost Qilin'? How about these ghost pets?"
"Gee, it's quite fun, but the quantity seems to be too much. The little girl can't play by herself, so why not share it with the children to play with? As a brother-in-law, how about you compensate the little girl for the loss of my youth?
"Haha." - "Haha, no problem, whatever you want. Hurry up and gather the army and enter my 'Xumi space'. I'm in a hurry!"
"Yeah, that's so fun, haha. It's a pity that your 11 illegitimate daughters are still young, and their cultivation realm has not yet reached the true elixir stage. Moreover, they were secretly assigned to different positions by the eldest girl, and they have to remain anonymous from now on.
It’s so pitiful. I don’t know when I can come back to reunite with the two of us in a legitimate way. How about enjoying the family happiness under Cheng Huan’s knees? Ugh.”
"Okay, okay, don't cry. Don't cry. Aren't they just a dozen illegitimate daughters? They will always find their own dreams when they grow up. As biological parents, why should we cause trouble for them?" Zou Jun said.
Here, a sly expression suddenly appeared on his face and he said: "Since her little sister likes to have children at her knees, why don't you and I secretly have a fight and definitely get you pregnant and give birth to a baby?"
"Well, you pervert, you are so disgusting! I won't mess around with you, you stinky man, there is no good guy! Geez." As soon as the words fell, Ruan Jinxiang flew away again with a pretty face and narrowed eyes.
, the purpose is to quickly cast a spell to collect so many huge pets given to him by his brother-in-law Zou Jun, and make them into a "zoo" first, and then enjoy them slowly when he has time.
Just when Zou Jun was about to make a secret and recite a mantra to open the huge "light door" in the "Xumi Space", Ruan Jinxiang seemed to have thought of something, so he narrowed his eyes and asked with a smile: "Brother-in-law, let me ask you, are you like this?"
What kind of magic is the 'big face' formed by condensing cloud energy, which can actually swallow so many things? It makes me very envious, little sister, and I have long wanted to ask you for advice."
"Oh? You mean 'Jiang Mirage', right? Haha, this spell is simple. As long as you practice the 'Summoning' and 'Going' of "Seventy-two Techniques of Sidemen", and then use the "Records of the Divine Law of General Tongtian"
He has also cultivated to a certain level and can easily achieve this with his strong mental power.
Take objects from the air on a large scale and transform everything you want. However, if someone who has never practiced the above skills wants to cast a spell like 'Jiang Mirage', it is estimated that they have to reach the 'fusion stage'. After all, this involves
Comprehension of the space laws of the current space and the great movement of long-distance space."
"Oh, that's it! Little sister understands, thank you brother-in-law, haha." As soon as he finished speaking, Ruan Jinxiang asked his children to help gather the "ghost pets", and at the same time sent an order to gather the army and prepare to leave. An hour later, when 4.5 billion
When the army of cultivators all returned to the "Xumi Space" that Zou Jun carried with him, it was time to leave here and rush to the next stop.
So, after a flash of white light, Zou Jun's "Jiang Mirage" giant face disappeared out of thin air. When it appeared again, it had arrived at "Xuanyuan 11" dozens of light years away. At this time, Zou Jun's eldest daughter's home
Le and her husband Jian Xiaoyao, their two daughters, two sons-in-law and their respective
With two baby girls, they were sitting together for a "family meeting", and the meeting place was chosen on the top of the highest peak in the world, "K2". Just when everyone was talking about the key point, they suddenly discovered a huge "person"
"Face" appeared out of thin air on the top of the mountain, immediately startling everyone.
"Who are you? How dare you pretend to be a ghost? Are you looking for death? Huh? Daddy, how could it be you? You are such an 'old naughty boy', why don't you show up quickly? Do you want to wait and watch the beating?"
"Haha, little girl, don't always hit and kill with your mouth. As a woman, you must learn to be gentle, be gentle, and considerate of men. Only in that way can you be feminine, hehe!"
"Old pervert? Where have you been fooling around again? Get out of here!" The female host said angrily, "As an elder, you don't have to have that old face, but as a junior, you still have to have my pretty face!"
————"Okay, okay, don't be angry, little mother, my daughter, let's see what gift your little old man has prepared for you? I guarantee that you will be surprised and called daddy!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the face of the "Crimson Mirage" covering the sky opened its mouth and spewed out a large amount of ghost energy and blood evil energy, which condensed into more than a thousand in the blink of an eye.
The mighty and majestic creatures were all dragons, phoenixes, unicorns and other ancient true spirits, but the strange thing was that they were all full of ghostly aura, as if they had been refined alive, which made the female family member frown.
"How do you like it? Do you like it? This is the 'ancient true spirit' version of the 'ghost pet'. After ascending to the fairy world with you in the future, the potential is endless, so just accept it quickly, hehe."
"Oh? Really? Thank you, dad, you are so kind to me, geez." - "Silly girl, if I don't treat my daughter well, who else can I treat well? Hurry up and pack up the army and prepare to rush to the next stop.
, when the time comes to conquer several parallel universe interfaces in the underworld, you will still need to go there, little girl.
We're taking the lead, hehe." As soon as he finished speaking, Zou Jun chanted a mantra and opened a huge "light door" leading to the "Sumi Space", allowing the 4.5 billion cultivators who had been prepared to enter it one after another.
Meditate and refine your Qi so that you can recharge your batteries and wait for the next cosmic war.
After a flash of white light, the huge "Crimson Mirage" face disappeared out of thin air. When it reappeared, it had arrived on the main planet of "Xuanyuan 10", and happened to see "Xiao Shi" Zhong Li commanding
His men gathered the army and used their great magic power to create a ball out of thin air.
The overwhelming "Jiang Mirage" faces came and laughed loudly: "Madam, is the harvest good this time? You returned to the army early. Do you want to be a man? Hehe." - "Mr. Lang, it's true.
Is that you? How come your face has become so big, it can cover the sky!"
"Haha, Weilang saw that the lady was so powerful and her face was so bright, so he grew taller." Zou Jun laughed and said, "Actually, Weilang specially brought you a lot of gifts this time."
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This story is purely fictitious, and any similarities are purely coincidental! Fellow Taoists: Working hard, time is tight, and creation is not easy. Like, favorite, and forward by the way. Want to know the plot? I will break it down next time!
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