Chapter 4: Artifact Doll
It is said that in the early morning of that day, Zou Jun finally waited until the first ray of golden light of morning glow shone on the Samsara Treasure Mirror, and his soul traveled through time and space again and returned to the scene of the ancient war of gods. However, what is very incredible is that the Samsara Treasure Mirror
The countless pictures in it automatically gathered into a big shining golden ball in the air amidst the erratic chanting. The big ball was like a living object, beating regularly with the rhythm of breathing, and finally automatically
Transformed into a thick golden book - "Secret Records of the Gods". This book is divided into two volumes, the upper and lower volumes, and has a mysterious back cover with no words.
At this moment, Zou Jun was in a mysterious space, looking at the mysterious back cover without a single character, and murmured to himself: "The Great Immortal Art? What is this? Doesn't it mean that today's society is in the era of technological civilization?
?Why would such a weird thing happen to me?"
"Because you are destined by fate, and you have an appointment with the 'Fengshen', hehe." The vague and uncertain voice just now came out again, and continued: "The four directions above and below are called the universe, and the past and present are called the universe. The universe is boundless and boundless.
It’s endless and full of wonders, and it’s beyond the comprehension of ordinary people!”
"Who are you? Where are you hiding? What do you want to express?" Zou Jun was shocked when he heard the words. He immediately raised his eyes and looked around. Except for the golden light that caught his eye, there was a hazy emptiness everywhere.
The shadow, whether it is the vast mountains and forests or the vicissitudes of the sea, seems to have nothing to do with me at all.
"Hey, who am I? Who am I? I don't remember either." The vague and uncertain voice said tenderly: "A long time ago, when I first gained consciousness, I only remember that I was a ball of mist.
It's just purple energy. I don't know exactly who created me. I just subconsciously discovered that an instruction was given in my memory: 'Assist the destined person and reopen a new world.' So, I don't know you either.
Why are you here, and I don’t know what the relationship between you and me is? Hehe.” That erratic voice was quite honest.
"Oh, is that really the case?" After hearing this, Zou Jun felt very strange, so he continued: "If that's the case, then I want to know why there is only 'Dapin Tianxian Jue' on the last page of 'Secret Records of the Gods'
' at the beginning but didn't see the content inside? Can you tell me why?"
"Hey, what's so difficult about this? Isn't it because the master who gave the order specifically emphasized that the 'Great Immortal Technique' can only be practiced by those who have become immortals." The erratic voice continued to add: "
As far as your current situation is concerned, it can only be considered as 'refining energy', so why bother asking?"
"What is 'refining Qi'? I don't understand what you are talking about?" Although Zou Jun graduated from a modern university and has dabbled in Eastern classical culture, he is not interested in those so-called "becoming immortals" that are full of fantasy.
"Of course he sneered. After all, it was purely whimsical nonsense. What's more, in the current era of scientific and technological civilization, economic development, social progress, national prosperity, etc., none of them can be separated from "Science and technology are the first."
"Productivity" fact, if there is such a thing as "becoming an immortal" in the world, then why do we never see an immortal around us?
"Hey, 'refining qi' is the preparatory stage for entering the cultivation method. It's just like ordinary people taking elixirs to strengthen their body or prolong life, or like the beasts who eat the plants and minerals that contain the essence of heaven and earth.
Storing spiritual power in the body can achieve the process of purifying the blood and opening up spiritual wisdom."
"Oh, I understand, this is the so-called 'refining Qi'? What happens after that? Is there any other process that must be experienced?" Zou Jun vaguely felt that he had captured some information, so he asked with great interest,
Anyway, I can't do anything I want to do now in this special space.
"Hehe, you are smart as ice and snow, and you can do it with just a few clicks." The strange and erratic voice continued to add: "If you want to become an immortal, you must go through the following stages: refining the Qi, introducing the Qi into the body, and refining the Qi.
Transformation into a god, refining the god to counteract the void, refining the void to combine with the Tao, and finally transcending tribulations and ascending. Do you remember?"
"Remember what? I can't remember anything. I only know that 'science and technology are the primary productive forces'!" Zou Jun didn't pay attention to the questions and answers in the ethereal voice, and casually responded: "These are all the things you are talking about.
The maneuvers in fantasy novels are not as exciting as watching the TV series "Fengshenbang" and "Journey to the West". What is bringing qi into the body? What is refining qi to transform into gods? What is refining gods to reverse the void? What is refining the void to combine with the Tao? These
It is useless in today’s real world, because I just want to make money to pay off my debts, remarry my ex-wife, and live my life well. So, making money is more important.”
"Pedantic! Confused! Rotten wood cannot be carved!" The uncertain voice seemed to be seriously stimulated, and he even cursed: "Money is an external thing. For those who practice, it is not even as good as dung. It only serves as nourishment."
How can the source of all evil help the world to be liberated? How stupid!"
"What? You dare to call me stupid? Huh, I don't have time to talk nonsense with you in this damn place! Get me out of here quickly. I want to return to the real world to find a job again to earn money to pay off my debts. I also want to remarry and support my family. I
I still want to live a happy life, I don’t want to waste time here, let me out quickly!”
"Uh... don't, don't, don't, young man, why are you so angry? I just want to make a joke with you, why are you so impulsive and irritable?" The disembodied voice made a 180-degree turn.
, they were completely different from each other, and their words were vague: "Isn't it also the cause of my loneliness? It's been thousands of years, and apart from staying in this mirror and waiting for orders at any time, I can't even see a ghost. I want to find someone.
Complaining, that is simply harder than climbing to the sky, wuwu. Fortunately, I met you this time. After having a big argument with you, I felt that my whole body was clear and wonderful. It was simply the happiest time in my life.
No, I really won’t lie to you, woo woo.”
That erratic and strange voice makes him feel like a child. His emotions change at every turn, and his thinking logic is also incredible. This makes Zou Jun feel embarrassed. Could it be that he did something wrong and made the other party sad? No way.
Bar?
"Hey, let me say, what... what's your name? We've been arguing for a long time and I still don't know what to call you?" Zou Jun was the first to break the silence and decided not to dwell on this matter, so he asked: "Just now
What are the necessary stages for you to go through to become an immortal? What are the benefits to me?"
"Hey, you are finally willing to take the initiative to talk to me. In that case, let me tell you." The uncertain voice continued: "First of all, I don't say 'Hey, what...' I am this' innate
The weapon spirit of Ling Bao has all the rights to control this treasure, so you have to call me 'Senior'."
"Okay, senior, may I ask your surname?" Zou Jun continued to ask with a half-smile: "After calling me 'senior', will you tell me how to leave this ghost place? I really
I don’t want to stay here anymore because you don’t have money to pay me a salary and you’re wasting my time.”
"You, you are so incompetent!" The weird voice was so angry that he became even more surly and scolded: "Humph, you are neither big nor small. If you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer the consequences!" As soon as the words fell, Zou
Jun suddenly felt the figure in front of him flicker, and a three-foot-old child wearing a purple robe suddenly appeared in front of him. He saw that the child had a braided head, a red face, golden eyes, and a vague feeling all over his body.
The dense fairy aura seems to be both virtual and real, erratic, and can be viewed from a distance but not played with. In addition, with one hand raised in a bow, the appearance is very weird, just like a cute baby!
"Haha, you are a little kid who only plays tricks all day long. Now you are finally willing to show up and see me?" Zou Jun continued to laugh as if his plot was successful: "What? 'Senior Doll' is unhappy? What grievances do you have?
If you are dissatisfied, just say it directly, I have a lot of money, so I will definitely not embarrass you."
"Hmph, I'm angry! You have to call me 'Senior Xiaozi' and admit your mistake to me! Otherwise, I will never pay attention to you again, and I will not let you leave here. Let's see what you can do? Hehe
." Unexpectedly, as soon as the purple-robed doll appeared, it would do such a trick to Zou Jun, which made the real person dumbfounded.
"Okay, okay, I admit my mistake. Can't I just call you 'Senior Xiaozi' now? My dear, stop being sulky." Zou Jun suddenly felt that the purple-robed doll in front of him was as innocent as his own child.
, coupled with the fact that I haven’t seen my beloved daughter for a long time, I almost couldn’t help but feel the overflow of fatherly love.
"Oh, what do you want to do? You are not allowed to hug me without my consent!" The purple-robed doll was satisfied with his sense of accomplishment one moment, but the next second he realized that he suddenly ran into the other person's arms, so he
He screamed in horror: "There is a difference between immortals and mortals! Men and women cannot communicate clearly! Let me go!"
"Haha, good boy, don't be afraid. I also have a girl at home who is about the same size as you. It seems like a match made in heaven. She is quite suitable for a baby date. As for the age gap... I can't care about that much anymore, so hurry up and call her.
'Dad'...Okay, let me kiss you again, okay?"
"Oh, it's disgusting! I'm a weapon spirit, and I don't distinguish between men and women. Why don't you let go quickly?" The purple-robed doll was really anxious, so he shouted, "If you don't let go, I will cast a spell and kill you when the time comes.
Don't blame me for not warning you if you were scared to death." As soon as he finished speaking, he began to chant the incantation. There was a loud bang, and Zou Jun and the little baby in his arms exploded to pieces. Just when Zou Jun felt
When I felt dizzy and sore all over, the surrounding scene changed again. It turned out that I was back on the balcony in front of my rental house, and I was still holding up the mirror with one hand.
Chapter completed!