Duan Yu and his wife have long experienced Ye Nuo’s ability to talk nonsense. They are the “nonsense king” who are comparable to Wei Chen, the “earthy love words king” and some are comparable to Wei Chen.

The nonsense that Ye Nuo said to Xingxin last year can still echo in Duan Yu and his ears.

...According to research by the Academy of Sciences, a person's life will be reduced by one minute every sixty seconds of breathing.

...I don’t have much skill in playing Honor, it’s just that practice makes perfect. Just like after I retired, I worked as an electrician for several years. I will know which wire has electricity or not.

...Who would have thought that a 20-year-old man turned into a 40-year-old uncle twenty years later.

...You actually want to sleep so early? Do you know that when you are sleeping, most of the other half of the earth are still working? Why don’t you work hard? Training! Go up and continue training!

...You should know that when a butterfly slapped its wings twice in the southern hemisphere, it will fly slightly by two centimeters. Just train for an extra hour in the training room and you will be able to improve by 0.00002 centimeters!

...Energy is conserved, and hard work will pay off. After all, when you eat a bowl of rice, it is equivalent to consuming the calories of a bowl of rice. If you spend a hundred minutes of sweat, you will find that you have spent a hundred minutes of sweat.

...I want you to train hard, but I didn't let you hold your urine hard. Anyone who holds too much urine every day has a very high chance of dying within 100 years. You need to pay special attention to this. The body is the most important thing!

...You should smoke less, you smoke less cigarettes a day, and after a hundred days, you will find that you smoke less than one hundred cigarettes!

These are just part of Ye Nuo's nonsense literature. In Xingxin's month, Ye Nuo said more nonsense than nonsense.

But some of the glorious old men who had dealing with Ye Nuo relatively little, as well as these glorious newcomers, had never seen Ye Nuo's ability to talk nonsense literature.

Today, I suddenly heard Ye Nuo talking nonsense and was really surprised.

...You never disappoint people when it comes to disappointing things.

...If three people walk, there must be three people.

...Don't worry about having no friends in the future, no one in the world knows you.

...You have to be happy, so you won’t be unhappy.

...The last time I heard such a wonderful speech, it was the last time.

...The ending of your speech is not good except for the beginning, middle, and the overall look is pretty good.

...You said it well, don't talk about it next time.

...Singing is OK, but not making any sounds.

Puff!! What are these??

It's simply nonsense!

However, as the person involved, Ye Nuo did not think that the nonsense he said was nonsense at all. Instead, he felt that what he said was all the most profound sayings and witty words.

This is the same as some girls who have a narcissistic and stinky beauty when they face themselves after having a level 200 beauty.

After passing the beauty filter, they found that they could be so beautiful, and even felt that they should have grown like this, and this is their true appearance.

In official terms, it is self-deception!

In Ye Nuo's nonsense, the instant noodles steamed buns in front of everyone were quickly finished eating, and then everyone started drinking drinks and eating fruits. Chu Yunxiu touched his belly and took out a women's cigarette from his bag.

Chu Yunxiu put the cigarette to his mouth, and Ye Nuo, who was beside him, immediately took out the lighter and lit it for Chu Yunxiu. He looked like a loyal dog lickering girl.

However, this seemingly dog-licking action made the group of single dogs around him envious.

Huang Shaotian and others wanted to take out the phone and call Yaoyaoling!

Hello! Does anyone care? Someone here abuses animals!

What animal?

Single dog!

Ye Xiu also took out a shriveled cigarette box, took out one and held it himself, took out two more, and threw it to Wei Chen and Ye Nuo respectively.

After throwing it to Ye Nuo, Ye Xiu seemed to see Chu Yunxiu next to Ye Nuo, and asked quickly: "Oh, forget that Yunxiu is still there, you shouldn't smoke it, right?"

“…”

Looking at the cigarette thrown by Ye Xiu, Ye Nuo was speechless.

Ye Bushy, are you too shameless?

Do you think Ye Xiuzhen is kind-hearted and smokes him? Ye Xiu didn’t have any kindness to throw this cigarette at all.

Ye Xiu did this, and one of them sent him a cigarette behind his back in front of Chu Yunxiu so that Chu Yunxiu could repair him. The other two exposed his "family brother" in front of everyone, making everyone laugh at him.

This old man is very bad!

Chu Yunxiu glanced at the cigarette in front of Ye Nuo and let out a faint sip of smoke: "Men, smoking a little cigarette makes you feel masculine, but you should smoke less of this kind of bad cigarette."

Ye Nuo was ecstatic!

In front of outsiders, Chu Yunxiu gave him enough face.

Although he smoked this cigarette and might have to kneel on the washboard at night, as long as he gave him enough face outside and closed the door at home, he could do whatever he wanted!

Men, just give me such a taste of face.

"Well, this cigarette is too bad. I don't smoke cigarettes less than thirty yuan." Ye Nuo said with disgust, but took out a lighter and held the cigarette in his mouth to light it on fire.

After lit it, Ye Nuo took a sudden breath, and the strong fragrance of tobacco instantly penetrated into his heart, spleen and lungs.

It's so cool!

It's so satisfying to every cell in the body!

Since returning to China to confess to Chu Yunxiu last year, Ye Nuo has lived with Chu Yunxiu. Although he had the joy of working overtime at night, he lost the joy of burning tobacco.

Although Chu Yunxiu smoked herself, she didn't allow Ye Nuo to smoke. The only thing Ye Nuo could enjoy smoking was when Chu Yunxiu was smoking, she lay in Chu Yunxiu's arms, rubbed some second-hand smoke that was spit out from Chu Yunxiu's nose, and barely made a living.

But how can you enjoy second-hand cigarettes? Only a cigarette that you sucks in with your mouthpiece is called smoking!

Who knows how long it took for him to smoke? He was holding Ye Xiu's cheap cigarette in his mouth. Ye Nuo was so excited that tears were almost falling out.

Smoke!

You miss me so much!

This chapter is not over, please click on the next page to continue reading! Seeing Ye Nuo's appearance that he had never smoked in his eight lives, Wei Chen invaded with a bun in one hand, holding a slut in the other, holding a cigarette mouth in his mouth, and said carelessly: "See it? Don't look at the surface when you look at things. Although you can get a lot of joy with a girlfriend, if these joys are exchanged for loss of freedom, I would rather not."

"Old Wei is right, long live the single nobles!!" Ye Xiu, who was beside him, quickly raised his water cup and wanted to give Wei Chen a cheer.

Wei Chen looked disgusted: "Go and go, you are not a single person, don't be shameless to join us!"

An Wenyi nodded violently: "That's it!"

After lunch, Ye Xiu took Huang Shaotian and others to arrange their residence and announced that the real training (condom) will begin tomorrow.

After arranging accommodation for everyone, there is free time, but a group of professional players, free time is not only playing with computers, but also playing with computers.

So soon a group of people gathered in the training room of Xingxin team again.

Duan Yu and Tang Rou were both tired for a while, then came to the training room, found two empty seats to sit down, and then logged into QQ. As soon as they logged into QQ, Duan Yu found that the group of professional players he had just joined a few days ago had 99 information, which was quite lively.

Click on the group chat, Duan Yu scanned the message.

Ghostly and suspicious (Fang Rui): Did you eat instant noodles and steamed buns?

Baihua Liaoluan (Zhang Jiale): It tastes so delicious after eating it.

Ghostly and suspicious (Fang Rui): You didn’t even go, you can eat a ghost!

Tang Sanda (Tang Hao): I ate it, it is sweet and sour, spicy and crispy, soft and delicious.

Shaoguang Change (Zhao Yuzhe): Everything is better except being a little more expensive.

Fengcheng Yanyu (Chu Yunxiu): It’s okay, such a large plate, only more than one hundred, not expensive.

Sleep for another summer (Sun Zheping): Is it true? I want to come to Xingxin for three-day tour at my own expense.

Baihua Liaoluan (Zhang Jiale): It won’t take long, and the new season has begun. By the way, have you received new endorsements this year?

Ghostly and suspicious (Fang Rui): I received an endorsement the day before yesterday, Wugang braised tofu.

Baihua Liaoluan (Zhang Jiale): You are so dark, you are quite vivid in endorsing braised tofu.

Ghostly and suspicious (Fang Rui): How can you be so naughty? I'm a healthy person!

The fallen flower is in chaos (Yu Feng): It’s okay not to mention endorsement, but I get angry when I mention endorsement!

Flying sword (Liu Xiaobei): What's wrong with you Baihua?

The fallen flower is in chaos (Yu Feng): Have the brains of the manufacturers now been eaten? Let us endorse honey again! We all have become professional honey users!

Ghostly and suspicious (Fang Rui): God is still not satisfied with the food? You Baihua’s name will remind you of honey when you hear it. Baihua brand honey must be fragrant!

Baihua Liaoluan (Zhang Jiale): That’s true. When I was there, I endorsed honey every year!

Hua Fansijin (Zou Yuan): I think it is good to endorse honey. At least you can eat enough honey, and don’t spend money to buy it.

Scenery (Yang Cong): I would like to give you a little advice. In fact, you three flowers can all endorse a honey brand separately. I have thought of the brand name for you, and call it three small wild flowers to ensure that honey is best-selling.

The gun was hit by bullets (Zheng Xuan): I think it is OK.

Sleep for another summer (Sun Zheping): three little flowers, the endorsement is top-notch.

Baihua Liaoluan (Zhang Jiale): Dasun, who do you think is the little Jiaohua!!!

Sleep for another summer (Sun Zheping): Of course it’s you, Lele.
To be continued...