Chapter 15 The Nine Laws of Plain Women
"We meet again, Mr. Changshou? How are you doing in this world?" Lin Yang on the screen smiled strangely at Wu Fan.
"You, it's you..." Wu Fan could not only see Lin Yang's face, but also hear his voice clearly. He said in a trembling voice: "You are indeed a devil. I thought I couldn't see him."
You, you...why didn't you tell me that there is a task system on the phone?"
"Haha." Lin Yang smiled and continued: "I said, you need to experience many details by yourself. It's a pity that you haven't even completed the first side task."
"That's a bastard mission, and this system is also a bastard system! If this mission is to kill you, I will definitely complete it with all my strength!" Wu Fan gritted his teeth and said, since he is constantly giving his life to this devil anyway, it is considered a fair deal.
So there are no worries.
"Haha. When you have the ability, you can come and kill me." The devil was not angry when he heard this, but was very happy. He continued: "I didn't understand it. In fact, this task should be more important to you now.
It’s not difficult to complete. I heard that all emperors in the world have a domineering spirit. Is that right?”
Hearing what Lin Yang said, Wu Fan shook his head, sighed, and then said: "I didn't expect you to know the word domineering spirit. This is a modern Internet term."
"Anyway, you can complete this task. And the reward is generous, ten years of life," the devil said.
Wu Fan was silent for a while, then slowly said: "You are a devil. You don't understand the various emotions in the world. Some hard-hearted people may be able to do it easily, but... I can't do it, my father."
Mom told me that it doesn't matter if you are poor, but you can't be a bastard! That Queen Zhou was very kind to me, I can't belittle her, let alone kill her."
"Tsk, tsk, I can't tell, you quite like this queen." Lin Yang said with a smile.
"Humph, this is not a question of whether you like it or not. Even if it were Wang Chengen, I wouldn't be able to do it. If someone treats you well, you can't retaliate with kindness. Then you devils." Wu Fan glanced at Lin Yang on the phone.
"Haha, I can see that you are a good person, a truly good person. Alas... It's a pity that it's hard for a good person to survive in my "Book of Gods and Ghosts". You must know that your life span is shortened very quickly.
You are always so kind-hearted, and you will be dead soon, and you may not even be able to survive the whole world." Lin Yang said with a smile.
"Stop pretending to be compassionate. Isn't this what you need? That Chongzhen was going to die in about ten days. I am here, which will extend his life to some extent. Anyway, I will find a way to survive a year and become a
That's enough for the emperor." Wu Fan exhaled and said. After these days of experience, he has become more and more accustomed to this role.
Lin Yang smiled and then said: "I want to know the punishment for not completing the task this time?"
"Deduction of life span?" Wu Fan was already prepared and asked.
Lin Yang on the screen curled his lips and then said: "I have no right to take away the life span of a person who has not completed the side mission, even though I really want to." He deliberately emphasized the word "side mission".
"Oh? It's not a lifespan deduction!" Wu Fan was relieved. As long as the lifespan is not deducted, other punishments should not be higher than this.
"Yes!" Lin Yang nodded, and then said: "The penalty for not completing the side task this time is that the system will immediately pop up a main task. Remember, any main task must be completed, if it is not completed within the prescribed time.
..."
"What will happen?" Wu Fan asked.
At this time, Lin Yang's face was a little ferocious. He leaned closer to the screen and said hoarsely: "I have the right to take away all your remaining lifespan at once. Hum, when the time comes, I will not be as merciful as you, hahaha!!!"
"You are so damn cunning. You used this method to directly steal my entire life span!" Wu Fan said in surprise. Because he felt that the main mission must be harder than the side mission.
"Thank you for the compliment." Lin Yang winked at Wu Fan and then said, "Enjoy it!"
After saying these words, Lin Yang disappeared from the screen. The entire phone returned to normal. Before Wu Fan could react, the phone vibrated again, and then a message box popped up.
"Task reminder, this is the first main task: please go to Queen Zhou's palace immediately, and have sex with her in bed within two hours. This time, the sex must be in accordance with the nine laws and regulations in the "Su Nv Jing"
——The dragon rolls over, the tiger steps, the ape fights, the cicada attaches, the turtle soars, the phoenix flies, the rabbit sucks the hair, the fish catches the scales, and the crane crosses the neck. If these nine methods are not followed, the mission will fail. Please click the accept button below. Nine
The Dharma will automatically transfer into your mind.
Tip: The main task must be completed. After the task is completed, you will be rewarded with one year of life. If it is not completed on time, the system has the right to take back all your life!
Wu Fan immediately entered the petrified state!!
What kind of perverted tasks are these? I am a virgin, how...how can I be given such a task?? He looked at his phone and said blankly: "You are really a devil, a real devil, for doing that kind of thing?"
You can also imagine the tasks, and this main task only rewards one year of life, you bastard!"
At this time, Wu Fan suddenly saw a countdown on the accept button: 7, 6, 5, 4, 3...
Mom, I don’t want to think so much. Wu Fan hurriedly clicked accept!
"Brush" Wu Fan's brain was shaken, and mental techniques that were more awesome than the various actions in Japanese ethics movies suddenly poured into his mind. The various experiences and even specific operations of the nine methods were mastered in an instant.
, what is needed now is direct practice.
After accepting the nine methods, Wu Fan only felt that his whole body was surging and his blood was gushing. He had never felt so powerful. It was more powerful than drinking a bottle of Erguotou. At this moment, the countdown to the mission began.
, unlike side tasks in blue, main tasks are in red.
He put the phone away. He thought that he should seize the time. According to the experience of Jiu Fa, if he uses it all, two hours is barely enough, so he can't delay it!
"Ouch~" Wu Fan stood up and almost ran out of the palace.
As soon as he left the palace, he saw Wang Chengen. "Chengen, take me to the queen's palace immediately, quickly!!!"
Wang Chengen was startled when he saw the blue veins on Wu Fan's head. He said anxiously: "Your Majesty, what's wrong with you? It's so urgent. I'd better send the Queen to your place."
"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and leave immediately!!" Wu Fan shouted.
This sound frightened Wang Chengen. In his memory, the emperor had never been like this before. Even when he ascended the throne, he never had such an excited expression. He did not dare to think too much and immediately ran towards the queen's palace with Wu Fan.
"Huhu lala~~" The little eunuchs and even the guards with swords that they met on the road didn't know what was going on and didn't dare to ask more questions. They all ran after the two of them.
"Hurry up, why haven't you arrived yet?" Wu Fan asked anxiously.
"Almost...almost...almost...arriving..." Wang Chengen was already out of breath, but he still gritted his teeth and ran ahead. However, Wu Fan's pace became faster and faster.
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"There...Your Majesty..." Wang Chengen pointed to a magnificent palace in front of him, and then watched Wu Fan fly past him like an arrow.
The queen's palace is called the Zhong Palace, also commonly known as Kunning Palace. However, Wu Fan was not in the mood to browse the fine details outside the palace at the moment. He rushed into the Zhong Palace at the speed of a 100-meter race.
The maids in the palace were shocked when they saw the emperor like this.
"Where's the Queen?" Wu Fan asked urgently. Strangely enough, after learning the Nine Methods, he could run so far without feeling out of breath at all.
"It's in the palace, I'll let you know." The maid hurriedly knelt down and said.
"No need to pass it on, just take me there directly."
Empress Zhou was currently in the palace, carefully calculating how the palace should continue to reduce expenses. She never expected that the emperor would rush into his palace like this~~~~
She was startled, and immediately stood up, looked at the rosy-faced emperor, and said anxiously: "Your Majesty, what's wrong with you?"
Without saying a word, Wu Fan took Queen Zhou's hand, turned to the palace maid and eunuch behind him and said, "Tell Wang Chengen that no one is allowed to enter the Queen's palace without my order. You all should retreat."
"yes!!"
At this time, the maid and the eunuch dared to say anything, and they all dispersed.
Wu Fan looked at the Queen's bedroom and saw the man behind the screen. Then he took Queen Zhou's hand and quickly stepped behind the screen.
She said to the puzzled Queen Zhou: "I'll tell you in detail later, take off your clothes quickly, quickly!!!"
The beautiful and dignified Queen Zhou's eyes were twice as wide as before.
"Don't be stunned, hurry up!!!" Wu Fan said hurriedly.
"Your Majesty, are you... are you sick..." Queen Zhou naturally had never seen her husband like this.
"Take it off quickly, I'll take it off myself." As he said that, Wu Fan began to take off his clothes. After thinking about it, he finally found the solution to the belt of the dragon robe's underwear. He wrapped the mobile phone in his arms in the dragon robe and put it next to the bed.
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Empress Zhou blushed and slowly took off her palace robe.
Soon, a charming body appeared in front of Wu Fan, with snow-white skin, towering breasts, round buttocks, and under the navel, a bunch of black...
Normally, Wu Fan would definitely have a faster heartbeat, but at this moment, perhaps due to the Nine Methods, he was actually very rational.
"Your Majesty..." Queen Zhou lowered her head shyly. She and the Emperor had never done such a thing in the morning for more than ten years.
Wu Fan picked up Queen Zhou and said, "Today, I will share with you the Nine Dharmas I have just learned!!" Then Wu Fan immediately put the Queen on the bed. Then he pounced on her like a tiger.
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The career of a virgin will definitely end today. More importantly, the nine methods in Wu Fan's mind are like pulling on his nerves, making his bed skills suddenly jump to the top level!
"Nine Methods of Su Nu" is the essence of ancient Fangzhongshu, which has the effect of maintaining health and strengthening the body. Wu Fan doesn't know this at the moment. He just wants to use the nine methods to complete the task within the specified time.
"The First Style: Dragon Flip~~~" Wu Fan silently recited the mental method, straightened his back, and like an angry Hulk, the little brother rushed towards Queen Zhou's paradise...
Chapter completed!