Volume 1, Unspeakable Absurdity Chapter 4, Nothing in the World(1/2)
Tiemin was sleeping soundly when he was awakened by the sound of a kick on the door.
He tensed his body in his sleep, lifted his legs hard, and pressed down hard, and his whole body floated off the dressing box. Moreover, he landed firmly on his feet and turned around 180 degrees.
At this time, he opened his eyes, ran into the bathtub, took out the penis, pointed it at the drain, and started to pee.
This is a habit developed in four shifts. Whenever the leader makes a surprise inspection, he will show off this set of moves that even professional gymnasts may not be able to perform, looking for an imperfect excuse for his violation of discipline.
Under normal circumstances, when leaders at any level see this series of actions, they are basically frightened and no one has the time to worry about disciplinary violations.
If an employee is injured on duty, it is a work-related injury.
Not only would the company have to be responsible for him for the rest of his life, but he would also have to be deducted points from the railway branch assessment. After all the calculations were made, it was really not worth it.
Therefore, whenever the cadres on duty come to check their posts, they should make some noise first. As long as they don't see it, just close your eyes and snore, and just hit him and you'll be fine.
Ironborn are naturally timid, and their urine trembles when poured out.
He felt someone behind him laughing, and he suddenly turned the muzzle of the gun. The remaining liquid was not wasted at all, and was poured onto the bull.
This sb has been working for about half the night. He wanted to be lazy and sleep a little longer, but he was too embarrassed to wake up the ironborn, so he licked his face and made such a trick.
To be honest, since they were recruited into the station and assigned to the shunting team in the operation workshop, the Ironmen were like Daniel and Erguo's biological father, caring for them all the time.
Before the three-tune veteran commander changed his job, the three of them were three-tune connectors.
At that time, during the night shift, Daniel and Erguo would split the first half of the night and the second half of the night. Each of them would definitely sleep half the night, leaving the Ironborn alone to work until dawn.
It's the day shift, and these two boys don't even want to do any work. They can't take care of them at a glance, so they don't know where to go to laze around.
Fortunately, for the sake of his old neighbor, Director Dong of the workshop turned a blind eye to everything and did not care about them, which also caused problems for these two boys.
They treat the Ironborn as their fathers, and they don't hesitate to be lazy, and the Ironborn have nothing to do with them.
Erguo is very particular about it.
Seeing that Tiemin had had enough sleep, he was embarrassed and gave up his position as the shunting commander.
As soon as the direct line telephone rang at the station, he ran over, answered the call, and drew up the schedule for train dispatching. Then he imitated the Tiemin's tone and shouted to the Tiemen: "Take over three lanes, twenty vacancies, send them off."
North Goods Yard No. 5."
Before the ironborn could react, he grabbed the signal light and ran out.
"Did you see, this guy dreams of being a shunting conductor?" Daniel's leaky mouth, no matter what the occasion, no matter where, no matter who it is, he just opens his mouth and spits.
Whenever this happened, Ironborn could only pretend that he hadn't pooped in a few days, holding in a stinky fart, and hurriedly hid out, fearing that he would be confused by his fart.
Being a connector is a conscientious job.
If you are serious and responsible, you will spend the whole night in the shunting yard, walking hooks, and connecting brake ducts, and you will definitely have no time to spare.
Of course, like Daniel and Erguo, if you treat the ironborn as your own father, you can still get the job done. At worst, the ironborn will have to run more errands and suffer more.
According to regulations, shunting personnel are not allowed to have distracting thoughts while working. When Tiemin completed the train coupling, sat on the side of the car and followed the train to the north freight yard, he began to have distracting thoughts.
After getting off the night shift, he wanted to go directly to Wang Li's house, and his purpose was clear, to kill Wang Li.
He has been in love with Wang Li for more than two years.
He was stupid and let Wang Li say what he should say and shouldn't say. He was too shameless to touch what he should and shouldn't touch. This was what he should and shouldn't do without Wang Li's permission. Tie Min was stunned.
I dare not do it.
In fact, Wang Li's last line of defense should have been broken by the Ironborn long ago. As long as he is coercive and a little rough, Wang Li will surrender obediently.
It's a pity that the iron people are timid and dare not take a step beyond the critical moment.
Isn't he sick?
In fact, it was not the case. When Tiemin kissed Wang Li for the first time, he bit her lip because he didn't control the heat properly. Oops, Tiemin felt so distressed that he slapped himself in the mouth.
When you really like someone, you might hold it in your mouth for fear of melting, or raise it to your head for fear of being frightened. You must be careful and cherish it.
On several occasions, Wang Li warned the Tiemin: "I would rather be broken into pieces than be saved from tiles."
Tiemin didn't know what this sentence meant at first, but after hearing the big bull's bragging, he suddenly came to his senses and understood the meaning of this sentence.
In the words of Daniel, that is called x hint.
Once a woman has true feelings for you, she will use this sentence as an excuse. To put it bluntly, it is a hint to you to do whatever you need to do.
Tiemin is also afraid that Wang Li is pregnant.
Such a perfect girl fell in love with him without any intention, and she was devoted to him, so Tiemin was reluctant to hurt her.
Of course, when it comes to love between a man and a woman, it doesn't matter who hurts whom. As long as both parties are consensual, they can do whatever they want.
But then again, Wang Li's mother approved of Tiemin, but his family didn't know about it yet. Once Wang Li got pregnant, his father would probably regard Wang Li as an immoral woman because of his stubborn temper.
The words are dead, then the Ironborn would really have committed an evil act.
Speaking of which, he had to thank the little spy for having a son.
This kid pierced the window covering for a piece of pig, and his father unexpectedly recognized Wang Li and even made arrangements to hold a wedding for them.
This is equivalent to Tiemin getting Shang Fang's sword. No matter what the differences between his father and Wang Lim's mother are, as long as they are determined to be together, his father will eventually relent.
In order not to affect his and Wang Li's marriage, Tie Min planned to kill him first and then make some noise. It was best to make some noise before his father recovered from his illness.
Based on Tiemin's understanding of his father, he wanted to hold his grandson in his arms, and his mood was quite urgent.
I heard that Tiemin had already planted his grandson. With Wang Li's excellent genes, his father must be counting on his fingers and hoping that the child will be born as soon as possible.
As soon as Tie Min wanted to talk to Wang Li, he panted nervously and struggled to breathe.
Let's make a long story short, the rest of the night's work ended like this before I knew it.
Ironborn soaked in the bath for half an hour, and then asked Daniel to give him a bath. Daniel was so unkind that he almost rubbed the Ironborn's back until it was bald.
As punishment, Ironborn scrubbed him from top to bottom with Daniel's shampoo and soap.
Tiemen changed his clothes and walked out of the dressing room. The breeze hit him, and the aroma made him feel itchy.
Tiemin used to take baths with the labor-protection soap issued by his work unit, which was called pancake in common saying. He had never been willing to use soap to bathe.
Tiemin felt that soap was only for women. The soap issued by the workplace not only had strong stain removal power, but more importantly, it did not cost money.
Now it seems that I should use soap every now and then. Wang Li will definitely like it after smelling it.
Tie Min rode his bicycle, and there was wind at his feet. In a short time, he arrived at Wang Li's house.
According to past practice, this was the time when Xie Guizhi was preparing to go to the market.
Every time, Tie Min would first help Xie Guizhi move the cooked food to the vending cart, then push the vending cart and take Xie Guizhi all the way to the market, and then go home to sleep.
He took a nap at home and Wang Li also returned from stocking the wholesale market.
Tie Min rushed to Wang Li's house before lunch. He first helped her burn the pig's muzzle with a liquefied gas spray gun, then scalded it with hot water. Finally, he put the neatly cleaned pig into an old soup pot for steaming. What followed was the warmth between him and Wang Li.
time.
Today Tiemin changed their tactics. They will send Wang Li's mother to the market first, and then return directly to Wang Li's house. You know what they want to do.
The door of Wang's house was closed tightly. He knocked hard for a while before he heard Wang Li's hoarse voice: "Who is it?"
Wang Li opened the hospital door and asked immediately: "Why didn't you go to the hospital?"
"I'll finish your work for you first and then go." As Tiemin spoke, he was surprised to find that the sales truck was parked in the yard and the curtains of the room were tightly closed. He asked nervously: "What happened."
Wang Li rolled her eyes at him and walked straight into the room.
Tie Min set up his bicycle, quickly caught up with Wang Li and hugged her. He first touched her forehead and found that the temperature was normal. His nervous heart gradually calmed down and he asked again: "What's wrong with our mother?"
"Why don't you hope she'll do well?" Wang Li pushed Tie Min away angrily, explaining the look she gave Tie Min, and hurriedly returned to the house.
She was wearing a set of pajamas, her fluffy hair, and her sleepy expression showed that she was woken up by the Ironborn in her sleep.
Tie Min followed closely behind and walked into the house. He saw that the quilt at the end of the kang was empty and there was no sign of Xie Guizhi.
Wang Li went up to the kang to tidy up the bedding, while Tie Min stood there anxiously, unable to speak.
He wanted to know Xie Guizhi's whereabouts, why he didn't go out to sell goods on time, and what happened at home.
Wang Li saw what he was thinking and took the initiative to explain: "Mom said I have something to do. I want to go to the city and buy some goods. I will set up the stall in the afternoon."
Tiemin let out a long sigh and threw himself on the kang, his heartbeat almost jumping out of his throat.
"What's wrong with you?" Wang Li was not alert to Tie Min. She sat down, turned his face, touched his forehead, and felt it was very hot, and said nervously: "You have a cold."
"No." Ironborn's voice was trembling as he spoke.
"Then you..." Before Wang Li could finish her words, Tiemin jumped at her.
"Oh, you hurt me." It was only then that Wang Li realized that Tiemin had no good intentions. She struggled to complain and said to him: "Your father is in the hospital, and you are still in the mood to talk about this."
Ironborn is a person who pays attention to practical actions, the kind of person who likes to pull the cart with his head down and does not want to talk.
Wang Li was only wearing shorts under her pajamas. His upper body was divided by two by him three times, and she easily broke through. Before she could make any futile resistance, she was conquered by the barbaric brutality of the Ironborn.
When the song ended, Tiemin found that Wang Li was crying.
"Get on with me, I..." Tiemin panicked, Wang Li was hurt by him.
"It's okay." Wang Li's tolerance towards Tiemin seemed so reluctant. It was hard for her to explain why it hurt so much.
To be continued...