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1. I want to be a fool(1/2)

Emperor Yi died after reigning for thirty years. He was entrusted to the Grand Master Wen Zhong, and he was appointed emperor by Prince Lishou. He was named King Zhou. He made the capital Chaoge and proclaimed himself emperor in the first year of Xin.

King Zhou was enjoying peace, all the people were happy, the weather was good, the country was peaceful and the people were safe, barbarians were surrendered, guests from all directions were subdued, and eight hundred princes came to the Shang Dynasty.

In the seventh year of Emperor Xin's reign, there were nine main halls.

In front of the white jade steps, civil and military personnel are lined up, and sandalwood incense lingers in the golden furnace.

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The king and his ministers looked at each other without saying a word.

In fact, it wasn't that Zishou didn't want to talk, it was mainly because he suddenly traveled through time and didn't react.

He traveled from modern society to become King Zhou who had just come to court with the same name and surname.

What kind of sinkhole crossing is this?

Fortunately, it doesn't look like he traveled through time and became King Zhou in the Battle of Makino, otherwise he would have been burned to death as soon as he traveled through time, and even Daji wouldn't have enjoyed it.

but

There was no luck in traveling through time as King Zhou.

In addition to being able to indulge in debauchery for decades before the end of the apotheosis, he died miserably.

Moreover, ascension to the gods is a catastrophe that is irreversible, unless the child is so violent that he can forcibly anal Sanqing Hongjun Tiandao.

At this moment, a transparent light curtain suddenly appeared in front of Zi Shou, and lines of writing were displayed continuously.

[The Hunjun system is binding to the host]

【Binding successful.】

[Host: Prince Zhou]

[The host please read the instructions for using this system.]

"Cheating?!"

Zishou almost jumped up from his throne, bursting with joy.

Sure enough, there must be a system after time travel, and this is the golden finger!

Come on to the Hongjun Heavenly Way of the Sanqing Dynasty together! I have a system!

Calm down, calm down, this is all routine, nothing to make a fuss about.

Zishou quickly calmed down and began to observe the text information on the light screen.

[Hunjun system]

[Fat value: 0]

Wait until Zi Shou suddenly feels something is wrong, the faint king system?

Help the host become a faint king?

What are the benefits of being a fool?

like

Hunjun is pretty good.

Not having to go to court every day, enjoying the rights you deserve without fulfilling the corresponding obligations, isn't this the lifelong pursuit of human beings?

The seventy-two concubines in the three palaces and six courtyards can do whatever they want. Isn't it beautiful?

Zi Shou saw more detailed fonts and system usage instructions.

【Faint King Rules:】

[Every once in a while, the system will perform calculations, evaluate what the host has done, and convert it into a Hunjun value. 】

[Hunjun value can be used to purchase items in the system mall]

Zi Shou glanced at the system mall and immediately lit up.

Dahuan Dan, Bigu Dan, one-click elixir

There are many elixirs for immortality, and there are even more magic weapons and artifacts, such as bricks, hatchets, Nokia, note7, Dongfeng 21d, Pangu ax, jade plates of good fortune, and fragments of heaven.

What a conscience system! You can exchange for a lot of things when you are a fool. Becoming an immortal or a Buddha is as easy as drinking water. You can also become a Taoist. With these things, you can guarantee a good death even if you become a fool.

In addition, substitutions can be made.

The four beauties of Qinhuai, the Eight Great Beauties, and the Thirteen Hairpins of Jinling are all trivial. The key is that they can exchange for the treachery of all dynasties!

Wei Zhongxian, Huang Hao, Qin Hui, Zhao Gao

With such capable people around, is it difficult to be a fool?

Zi Shou instantly understood the purpose of this system.

He must have seen how miserable he was in his previous life, so he came here to give him warmth.

The warmest thing in the world is nothing more than this. He can't wait to retreat to the harem to play.

[The system is resetting the world]

[Reset completed]

[Difficulty: Hell Level]

Zi Shou saw the words "Hell Level" and disapproved of it.

How difficult can it be to be a fool?

Still hellish?

Nothing but disdain.

There are very few emperors throughout the ages, but there are a lot of stupid kings who are rotten fish and shrimps.

Even if you don’t know how to do it yourself, why don’t you still know how to imitate it?

Liu Xi, Sima Zhong, Chen Shubao, Li Min, Zhao Ji

Which one is not a first-rate fool?

Even his original body, King Zhou, changed from a wise king to a cowardly king under the control of a group of big bosses.

In other words, even if Zi Shou does nothing, according to the plot development of Fengshen Yuan, he is still a proper great fool!

Okay, let's have a big blackout now.

Become a Hunjun from today!

"When there is something going on, we will start, and when there is nothing going on, we will retreat."

This sentence should have been conveyed by the commander, but Zishou spoke it himself. This was the first step in his plan, to surpass the rites.

A man came out of work, bent down on the jade steps, holding his tooth wat high, his face looked old but he could not hide the excitement in his heart.

Zishou was puzzled, I am more polite than you are and you are still so excited.

Then I was overjoyed again, could this be a treacherous minister?! Seeing my informality, he was overjoyed?!

After King Zhou succeeded to the throne, the world was at peace, but Shang Rong was always worried.

What are you worried about? Domineering.

As the saying goes, it just has no momentum.

King Zhou was not domineering at all. He followed the rules in everything and had no imperial air. Is this really good?

Of course it was not good. Such an emperor could not subdue his ministers, especially King Zhou who had only been on the throne for a few years and whose foundation was not solid enough.

But King Zhou's sudden overstepping of etiquette gave Shang Rong hope.

I think the king also noticed it. This was a sign of changes. How could he not be happy?

They are all old rituals, and they become more and more obsolete as they get older.

Shang Rong couldn't help being happy, and he called his minister: "I, Shang Rong, have been punished by the prime minister and are in charge of the court. If something happens, I dare not fail to report it. Tomorrow, March 15th, is the Christmas day of the Empress Nuwa. Please come to Nuwa Palace to offer incense."

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Yes, incense comes from Nuwa Palace.

In his previous life, Zishou had read some "Feng Shen Yan", and his memory was a bit blurry, but he still remembered Nuwa Palace's Jiangxiang.

The Shang Dynasty began to decline after King Zhou went to Nuwa Palace to pay incense.

Okay! Drop it! Not only must you drop incense, but you must also imitate King Zhou and write obscene poems in Nuwa Palace!

I want to be a fool!

Zishou couldn't wait, for fear that some people would disagree, so he hurriedly said: "Nuwa is a goddess, born with holy virtues. Gonggong's head touches Buzhou Mountain, the sky tilts to the northwest, and the earth sinks to the southeast. The empress picked five-color stones to patch up the sky, and she has contributed to this."

Common people, the common people of Li have made sacrifices to repay this blessing. If you sing and worship this God of Blessing today, then the four seasons will be prosperous, the country will be long and prosperous, the rain will be smooth, and disasters will subside. This is the righteous God of the blessed country who protects the people. I should go and pay my respects in person!"

There was a moment of silence in the palace.
To be continued...
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