Chapter 692 Dare to tease me?(2/2)
Brother Dun proudly sat astride the horse and said coldly to his companion, "Now, since the other party has made it clear that he wants to challenge you.
Luo Xuan chuckled: "I'm afraid you were fine when you came, but you won't be able to go back."
"Snapped--"
Without rules, snakes and scorpions can crawl all over the grassland. Let’s talk about the rules of the competition first, so that your friends will not die in confusion.”
I saw him sitting on the horse, slowly looking up at the sky, and taking a deep breath.
Etu stretched out his huge palm, which was as thick as a tree stump, and accurately caught the rifle flying towards him.
"Etu, respecting your opponent means respecting yourself."
Buck's index finger was slightly bent and he started to put it on the trigger.
"Snapped--"
Just listen to the few words that come out of the slit, "Boy, do you want your neck to be broken, or do you want me to throw you to death?"
However, the miners who were running around in the open area of Tuweizi, unable to escape, even forgot to escape at this time.
Buck was silent, his face as big as a dark brown basketball, as gloomy as the sky with billowing dark clouds.
As a result, the water in his head was not shaken out, but the fat on his face was shaken and rippling.
"Luoluo, what are you doing? Then what do you think we should do to compete?"
Is it a popular saying nowadays?
Brother Dun thought to himself: It seems that staying in this wasteland for a long time will indeed make people fall further and further behind, making them less and less able to keep up with the situation!
When he approached the steps of the cafeteria,
Every time this guy takes a step forward, it seems like the ground beneath his feet is trembling slightly!
Buck stopped, and a thick slit opened on his plump fleshy face.
Half lying on the ground, he approached Luo Xuan, trying to pull Luo Xuan away.
Luo Xuan replied: "My surname is Luo. I am the Luo of the Five Hundred Arhats who know how to wrath the Vajra and subjugate demons. My name is Luo Da Bang!"
The not-so-heavy mounted rifle curled up in the air and stumbled towards the back of Brother Dun's horse.
Things will come to a close in the end.
Brother Dun waved his horse whip: "The winner will be rewarded with 2,000 yuan! One fat sheep and 10 boxes of fine wine!"
Moreover,
There are only two yellow sheep in total. If they knock them to the ground one after another, wouldn't there be nothing to play with?
If you have the guts, throw away your fire stick!
I'll beat you until your mother doesn't recognize you! I'll beat you until you're as ugly as a hyena, and your three fathers won't even dare to recognize you as their own!"
A vulture that only eats the leftovers of a lion! A wild dog that wanders outside the tent, wagging its tail and begging for mercy.
Each one of them stayed there in a daze, trembling and looking at the terrifying scene in front of them.
Brother Dun asked, "Now you are considered a guest. According to the rules on our grassland, the guests will tell you the rules of the competition."
This is Luo Xuan’s judgment on his situation just now:
In fact, Luo Xuan had already seen it: among the six guys on the horse, none of them had bad marksmanship!
When Luo Xuan saw these extremely violent guys coming in, he was already prepared to sneak into the dormitory to avoid causing trouble.
But it didn't happen.
Brother Dun's tone began to become serious, "Brother, may I ask your surname?"
——Hunters who have firmly gained the upper hand and mastered absolute strength. When facing weak prey, how could they kill the prey without hesitation?
All of this was actually within Luo Xuan's expectations, but he just didn't dare to be 100% sure.
Seeing that Brother Dun did not let Buck shoot him at the critical moment.
Luo Xuan shook his head: "Two grown men were hugging each other, and they were trying to unbuckle someone's belt. And they were jumping around with their buttocks stuck out. How is that appropriate?"
Buck was used to being domineering. How had he ever suffered such humiliation?
They were so frightened that even the managers of the coal mine, who were behind the railings on the second floor and hiding behind the windows to secretly watch the excitement, were all frightened.
I asked you to wrestle, but you said you were two old men cuddling together?!
Moreover.
If you don’t pull the opponent’s belt or stick out your butt when wrestling, can it still be called wrestling?
Just listen to him asking coldly: "Boy, how do you choose to die?"
"Rabbit? You are the rabbit!"
I sat there with my companions to enjoy the sun, without disturbing anyone or disturbing anyone.
Not to mention just one Buck, even if there are 10 more Bucks, it is not that difficult to kill the opponent.
These people did not beat the yellow sheep to death on the wilderness, nor did they run back to the fence of their yurts to play the game of "sheep grabbing".
The Buck in front of him relied on his huge body and heavy chassis like a T54 tank. Buck didn't even pay attention to the 1.8 meter Luo Xuan.
Etu quietly reminded Brother Dun, "They can stand there talking for three days and three nights without repeating themselves. Why bother with these guys?"
Luo Xuan asked, but his eyes were looking at Brother Dun who was riding on horseback: "What if I make a mistake and send your friend to see Changshengtian? How will I settle the debt?"
Etu laughed loudly: "Someone wants to be your father!"
The crisis was resolved, and everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
Physical strength is not a loss.
But this Brother Dun, he hopes to prolong the competition process as much as possible. He doesn't want Luo Xuan to become disabled too quickly!
Anyway, there aren't many recreational activities at the mine.
"Bang bang bang——"
It's nothing more than killing 10 fat pigs and wasting some time.
Buck didn't take him seriously, so how could Luo Xuan take a mere 200 kilograms of fat pig to his heart?
But just now these guys shot from the left and right, but they always failed to hit the jumping yellow sheep.
Luo Xuan stared at Brother Dun, "Without scandal, there can be no jokes, without soil, there is no house.
It's like a group of civet cats surrounding a little mole with no way to escape.
Unexpectedly, after this guy jumped off the horse, everyone couldn't help but feel a little surprised: This mountain is so fucking towering!
He is 2.1 meters tall and weighs at least 220 kilograms.
The Han people are cunning, and their curses are extremely complex and full of tricks. Moreover, the routines of curses vary greatly from place to place, and the words used to curse people are different from place to place.
"Buck, we men on the grassland should be like the eagles in the sky, tearing apart antelopes with our own ability.
We should not be like a pack of wild dogs, relying on the strength of numbers to bully a weak rabbit."
He smiled so brilliantly that the fat all over his body trembled, "Hahaha, you monkeys from the mainland! Each of you is better at talking than the other."
Then we can only get through this moment, and then talk about it!!
How could a kind-hearted person like me get such a disaster from heaven?
previously,
Why does this guy in front of me really say "expensive" and not add the word "free"?
"Brother Dun, don't talk nonsense with monkeys."
He got a large amount of jade in Miaowadi, and now Luo Xuan's mind power has reached 1,000 kilograms.
"Oh! 10 cases of good wine?"
Brother Dun looked up at the sky, "Don't be nagging! Get ready. Start!"
Buck quickly rushed towards Luo Xuan, and "whoosh!" brought up a small whirlwind and headed straight for Luo Xuan!
Despite Buck’s huge body,
This guy!
Acting so quickly?
Chapter completed!