Chapter 658 The village is full of gossiping women(2/2)
Many driver friends now know that there is a very, very good hotel in Shilipu, Zhimi County.
People live carefully, mostly because their income is too low.
Since there is no place to open source, everyone has no choice but to find ways to reduce expenditures.
No one comes into this world to suffer.
It’s not that the people in Saibei are not optimistic, it’s not that they don’t enjoy it.
It's because the level of economic development is not yet high enough for everyone to stop and take a breather.
During the Chinese New Year this year, the cadres of the Shilipu production team decided to kill 10 more sheep, plus the original quota of 2 New Year sheep.
This is more than 300 kilograms of meat. On average, one person can have 8 taels of mutton.
In addition, there are quotas for 2 New Year pigs in the production team.
This is another 200 kilograms of meat. Pork and mutton add up to more than 500 kilograms!
On average, each member's head weighs about 1 catty and 2 taels.
Now, the members of the Shilipu production team will definitely have a good year!
The most breathable walls in the world are those women in the countryside with long tongues.
In the office here, the decision has just been made to distribute more meat to the members.
The wife of the production team leader over there,
Then he quietly told the good news to his trusted wife, Mr. Huang: "Um, I'm telling you, you can't tell anyone else! This year, blah blah blah."
Mrs. Huang listened with joy and patted her chest, after repeatedly promising not to leak this news.
As a result, Mrs. Huang turned around and told the matter to him. Another aunt said, "Uh, tell me. You don't dare to tell others about this."
Another aunt patted her shriveled chest and swore with a curse on the sky and the earth: "Don't tell me how tight your mouth is, it will hurt even your man."
After getting repeated assurances from the other party,
Huang was full of superiority, lowered her voice, and told the other party the good news: "Let me tell you, this year our production team will kill 12 sheep during the Chinese New Year!"
that's all,
The women in the production team patted each other's breasts, which were plump or shriveled.
The news, accompanied by splashes of saliva, spread throughout the country overnight.
so that in the end,
Even the commune sent a clerk to the Shilipu production team to confirm the authenticity.
"False! These are country girls, talking nonsense."
Accountant Li also slapped his chest loudly, "We are all production team cadres who abide by the law and implement the spirit of our superiors most resolutely and thoroughly! How could we do such a thing?"
The commune officials were still worried.
Because he knew that since the Shilipu production team had three educated youths who jumped in the queue.
This production team is now doing things in a completely non-conventional way.
Now the other party doesn’t believe it.
Accountant Li picked up the clerk and left, "Let's go, let me take you to the breeding room of our production team and take a good look at the number of sheep."
Wait until the two of them are in the breeding room and carefully count all the sheep.
commune officer,
In front of Accountant Li, I wrote down the number of sheep in a small notebook.
Then I calmly took my notebook and went back to the commune to register.
"Damn! I'm going to tear the mouths of those tongue-tied women to pieces."
Was the secret decision of his production team leaked so easily?
Dou Jiande was so angry that he jumped to his feet: "I don't know which woman has such a long tongue? Moman, not only can we braid flowers, but she can also tie knots!"
Wang Chunhua said with a smile: "There are a lot of women with long tongues in the village! With Dou Jiande's little ability, what can you do to them?"
Mrs. Bai Fugui also laughed: “For thousands of years, our elders have passed down generations in the countryside.
Just such gossip is flying everywhere, and it is difficult for anyone to tell the truth from the lies. Captain Dou, please calm down.
If you really try to tear those women's mouths apart, I'm afraid their saliva will drown you before you even do it!"
Bai Fugui's mother-in-law, she has more contact with outsiders now.
Moreover, she eats well in the restaurant and earns a decent salary. So now her confidence has come out, and she has become more generous in speaking and doing things.
In the office, everyone was joking.
Suddenly someone came to Accountant Li to sign. When the person came, he walked in the door.
But it was Chen Xiaobai who served beef and mutton in the restaurant every day.
As for Chen Xiaobai, he is actually not from Saibei, Xishan Province, or Inner Mongolia.
And he is a true southerner who came from the water town in the south of the Yangtze River to the north of the Great Wall.
The people of Saibei have very strong local and clan concepts, and they behave a little xenophobically when facing outsiders.
This Chen Xiaobai wandered alone to the Loess Plateau, struggling to survive alone.
Life in Saibei was originally very difficult. Chen Xiaobai, who was thin and weak, wanted to survive in this rough and vast Saibei.
It is conceivable that
How much pain has he experienced that others cannot imagine?
But fortunately, Chen Xiaobai knew how to kill pigs and sheep, gelding chickens and butchering dogs.
It is said that Chen Xiaobai was able to sneak into the sheep pen alone with a small knife in his hand.
It can completely remove the skin of a live sheep in a few minutes.
The sheepskin was completely peeled off by Chen Xiaobai, and the sheep would not die, and it could still be led by Chen Xiaobai obediently.
only,
These are all legends, and no one has ever seen the real situation.
But Chen Xiaobai's ability to kill dogs seems to be really good: whenever he appears, dogs within three to five miles of him will be frightened and run away with their tails between their legs.
As long as Chen Xiaobai joins a certain production team.
Those dogs that were tied by iron chains and had nowhere to escape were all frightened and covered in chaff! Every dog would be so frightened by the smell of death on his body that he would quickly get into the kennel and hide.
Trembling all over, not daring to make the slightest sound
"Hey, Brother Luo Xuan is here too?"
As soon as Chen Xiaobai entered the door, he showed a humble smile, nodded and bowed to greet Luo Xuan, "I only sent 5 sheep this time, please sign for me."
Luo Xuan asked him: Didn't you say that this time, we need to bring us 6 sheep?
Chen Xiaobai sighed: "Damn it! I was unlucky enough to encounter the 'Anti-Private Team' when I brought the sheep here.
Fortunately, when I used the frame cart to pull the sheep, I pulled them one by one. Otherwise, I might have wiped out the whole army this time! He was scared to death."
When Luo Xuan heard this, he couldn't help being slightly shocked.
It's because I and this Chen Xiaobai have an ulterior secret in private.
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Chapter completed!