"Gululu, huh-"

Luo Xuan reached into the bottom of the manure pit and scooped out a full spoonful of the thickest manure juice.

"Bah-" it fell into the dung bucket next to it.

at the same time,

Caught between Luo Xuan and Luo Xuan, the two Guanzhuang production team members also quickly put their feces spoons into the manure pit.

Fishing and fishing,

One of the members of the Guanzhuang production team felt something was wrong, "Um, Junjun, don't you see, why is the one that that guy fished out so much thicker than the one he got?"

The club member named Junjun took a closer look and exclaimed, "The manure spoon in this young man's hand has holes in it!"

That is equivalent to the colander we use to scoop out flat food.

The soup and water that people fished out flowed away from the small holes, and the rest was of course sticky. I’m just looking for goods! Xiao Jiujiu, there are so many, I’m so shy!”

Until then,

All the members of the Guanzhuang production team suddenly realized that the manure spoon in the hands of Luo Xuan was not only big.

Moreover, the top of the feces spoon is also covered with dense holes.

in this way,

When he is scooping out dung, the soup and water inside will flow away along the small holes.

And the rest, the most viscous feces, will remain in the feces scoop.

More than that!

What is particularly abominable is that all the members have only now fully understood the shape of an eagle's beak on the dung spoon in Luo Xuan's hand.

It turns out that it is especially helpful for putting the excrement into the excrement bucket completely.

It's the middle of winter now, and the weather is extremely cold at night.

Drops of water turn into ice!

Those who stand by the manure pit and are responsible for scooping manure need to be very, very careful: do not spread the manure juice everywhere.

Otherwise,

Before a few buckets of dung water could be scooped out, the edge of the cesspit was already too slippery for anyone to stand on.

This huge cesspit is called the "Thousand Man Trap" for two main reasons.

On the one hand, this is because every time we come to scoop out manure, there are two different teams composed of members of the production team.

Physical conflicts often occur between them.

After beating each other, the members will drive each other into the cesspool.

There is another reason:

Even the members who were responsible for scooping out dung were too impatient and wanted to fill as many dung buckets as possible in the shortest possible time.

So when they were scooping dung, a lot of soup would splash out.

These juices will form thick layers of ice around the manure pit.

In this way,

Other members who stepped forward to move the manure bucket would fall into the manure pit if they were not careful.

It is said that there were not 1,000 but more than 800 people who fell into the huge cesspool in front of them.

It’s been a long time,

The members of the production team jokingly called this cesspool the "Thousand Man Pit."

"Crash-"

Two scoops of Luo Xuan can fill a bucket of dung.

"Crash-"

"Crash-"

The other party has to scoop three times to fill a bucket.

The feces-grabbing battle had not lasted ten minutes, but the balance of victory had begun to tilt heavily toward the Shilipu production team.

The captain of the Guanzhuang production team originally had a very calm face, a smile that only winners are accustomed to.

His smile gradually faded away and was replaced by a solemn look on his face.

The captain of the Guanzhuang militia, who couldn't keep calm, started to jump, "Junjun, you motherfucker! Slowly, you motherfucker are paddling in the water?"

"Dandan, can you ride the horse faster? No donkey in the production team would dare to work hard like you!"

"Ganggang, have you used all your strength on your mother-in-law? You are so soft now that you can't exert any strength, right? Believe it or not, I will kick you into a manure pit, you are a bitch?"

The scolded Guanzhuang production team, the three men standing by the manure pit responsible for scooping manure.

Everyone gritted their teeth together and sped up the scooping of manure!

"Hey, you don't follow the rules anymore?"

At this time, Accountant Li of the Shilipu production team had become extremely confident.

He crossed his arms across his chest and began to sarcastically say, "I remember that our production team has a rule when it comes to scooping up manure.

That is: it is not allowed to spill too much feces on the edge of the manure pit, so as not to cause personal danger to the majority of members."

"You've done a lot of harm!"

The captain of the Guanzhuang militia shouted back angrily, "Junjun! Damn it, can you put the excrement juice into the bucket properly?

Take a spoonful and spread half a spoonful outside. How dare you to waste fertilizer like this?"

The busy man who was sweating profusely and with mist starting to appear on his head was called Junjun, a member of the Guanzhuang production team.

He not only wanted to compete with Luo Xuan in speed, but also desperately went to the bottom of the pit to fish out the thickest excrement.

Seeing that the opponent only needs 2 spoons to fill a bucket.

And I worked hard, but because I threw too much, it has now become enough to take 4 spoons to fill a bucket.

With this kind of work efficiency, let alone the excrement scooped up by Luo Xuan, it is always more viscous than others.

If you take it back and mix it with water, one spoonful of Luo Xuan can have the same effect as 2 spoons of others.

In addition, the Luo Xuan is as big as a manure scoop, so when it is put into a manure bucket, it is almost watertight.

Calculating it this way,

The work efficiency of Luoxuan alone is enough to match him. The Guanzhuang production team sent four members responsible for scooping dung to barely equal him.

In this way,

The situation at the scene was drastically reversed: originally, the Guanzhuang production team had three dung scoopers, and the Shilipu production team had two people.

But now it seems that the Shilipu production team is equivalent to having 5 members responsible for scooping manure!

No need to watch the battle at the pit.

Just look at the busyness of the members of both parties who were following behind and were responsible for pouring the dung water from the dung buckets onto the donkey carts.

You can tell at a glance: Who has achieved more fruitful results?

The members of the Guanzhuang production team were like moving ants, carrying buckets of dung.

Pour the manure water into the huge wooden box on top of the donkey cart.

"With a bang", it's finished pouring. Then it's finished pouring.

And when the members of the Shilipu production team were carrying dung buckets and emptying them into donkey carts.

They often need to use a short-handled hand to scrape down the feces attached to the bucket.

Just judging from this action,

Just know that the excrement juice collected by the Shilipu production team is several times more viscous than Guanzhuang!

Don't underestimate this small difference: the fertility of a bucket of manure is three times that of the other.

That means that next year the Shilipu production team will be able to harvest far more grain per mu than the Guanzhuang production team.

People regard food as their first priority,

In this era, every grain of food is extremely precious

"We can't continue like this."

Xu Daliang gritted his teeth: "Comrade Captain, is there any way to stop that guy who is making crooked conspiracies from continuing to take advantage of us?"

The production captain of Guanzhuang sighed, "Don't ask for a solution. This is a conspiracy, and you did it based on your ability."

Xu Daliang's eyes rolled around wildly.

After a while,
To be continued...