Night falls.

A string of torches looks like a long dragon,

Wandering in the Shilipu production team, on the road leading to Zhimi County.

In the dark night, this fire dragon can be seen from a long distance away, with dozens of torches stretching endlessly, making it a spectacular sight.

The strongest man among the dozens of Shilipu production teams was carrying dung buckets and torches, walking forward in uneasy silence.

This time when I went to the county town to grab shit, it was the same as before: everyone was unsure.

I really complied with what I said. Before we march, we should calculate our defeat first.

In the words of militia captain Li Jianlin: It's not that we don't work hard. It's just that there are more men in the Guanzhuang production team than in the Shilipu production team.

And they are ruthless!

Our Shilipu production team, even if we try our best, we can't defeat the opponent.

Just as everyone was walking forward with heavy thoughts.

suddenly!

A member exclaimed: "Look, the commando team of Guanzhuang Production Team has also been dispatched!"

When everyone looked to the side, their hearts suddenly sank to the bottom: they saw the "fat-grabbing commando team" of the Guanzhuang production team, also carrying dung buckets and holding torches, heading straight for the battlefield.

The opponent's long queue of torches looks about the same length as the team here of the Shilipu production team.

But the problem is: they were moving forward rapidly in two lines side by side!

Doesn’t that mean that the number of young and strong laborers sent by the Guandang production team is fully twice that of the Shilipu production team?!

"I beg you, please! Mommy."

Old Li Tou, who was driving a donkey cart and pulling a huge wooden dung bucket, lamented: "This time when we go to excrement, it will be someone else's turn to eat the thicker stuff, and we will drink the thinner stuff."

"What did Old Li Haqiu say?!"

in the dark night,

Accountant Li, the leader of the team, shouted sharply: "The morale of the army cannot be shaken, and the morale cannot be weakened! What's wrong with the large number of them? I think back then Chuangwang only had a dozen brothers, and they could fight all the way from Zhimicheng to Tongguan!"

Zhimicheng City is the hometown of King Chuang and the hometown of Diao Chan.

That's why Accountant Li said this.

Lao Li was taught a lesson and quietly shrank his neck in the cold wind, not daring to speak any more.

But although Lao Li kept his mouth shut, he couldn't stop dozens of men from lamenting in their hearts the same as Lao Li:

Damn it, I really can’t beat the opponent!

Not only can you not grab the opponent's feces, but also because of the feces, how can you not be humiliated by the other party?

The sense of cowardice caused by being crushed by the opponent in all directions is even more frustrating!

In the words of the Shilipu commune members, every time they go to grab shit and come back, their belly will turn into a toad.

Everyone feels so depressed!

Even if I eat flat food for three days, I can’t make up for it!!

There is a huge gap in strength between the two sides.

The young and strong labor force of the Guanzhuang production team is much larger than that of the Shilipu production team.

every time,

The two production teams sent out elite soldiers and generals to grab the manure from the "thousand-man pit" in the county seat.

Just like what Lao Li Tou said: Guanzhuang production team always eats thick food; but here, I can only drink thin food.

well!!!

The Shilipu production team mobilized elite soldiers and generals to form the "Fei Commando Team", which is moving forward silently.

And at this time,

Obviously I also saw the team here, the gang from the Guanzhuang production team.

But they all started to sing sour songs:

"Yo----

Sister, please don’t speak.

Brother, I will hold your hand,

Thousands of words have been spoken,

Why don't you, sister, go back?"

Good guy!

The other party was secretly sarcastic: the members of the Shilipu production team are all women.

Moreover, they deliberately tampered with the last line of the lyrics to mock the people in the Shilipu production team.

The original lyrics: "Why don't we leave quietly, sister".

They changed it to, "It's better for you, my sisters, to go back."

——These are the extremely arrogant members of the Guanzhuang production team.

On the sarcastic side: You guys who are like aunts and uncles, you'd better go back and don't come to steal things from us.

Accountant Li knew that everyone was in a low mood and quickly shouted, "Don't be discouraged! Scorpions are powerful and don't talk about it."

It sounds like a cow, but its rumbling belly actually contains nothing!

Hold back your breath and turn it into strength!

When you go to grab the excrement later, please use more force for me, don’t be like my mother-in-law who has liver disease on the kang and save your energy every time!"

Peng Yong couldn't help laughing when he heard what Accountant Li said was interesting: "Hahaha, why do you need to save energy?"

Li Jianlin, the militia captain, also laughed and said, "Why do you need to save energy? You, an unmarried youngster, don't understand."

"It's good to marry a beautiful aunt, but it's just a waste of food."

Li Jianlin explained: "When I marry a beautiful aunt, not only do I get a lot of betrothal gifts, but after I get married, I can't help but think a lot about her."

But I have too much liver and am tired!

When your body is weak, you have to eat more food and eat better food to replenish your body."

When Peng Yong heard this, he suddenly realized: So there is such an internal logic?

Hmm. That makes sense!

If you marry a mother-in-law, the ugly wolf will be seen stepping on the ladder, and the dog will be seen digging up the debris. People and gods will be outraged by the ugly appearance.

Then the men in her family naturally don't want to touch her.

With less work to do, food can naturally be saved.

The men of the Shilipu production team heard the militia captain and Peng Yong making such a joke.

Everyone's mood suddenly relaxed a lot; the tense nerves also relaxed a little.

But on the Guanzhuang production team side, it seems that they are determined not to make the people here feel comfortable.

Just listen to those guys singing again:

"Take your hand,

Kissed your monkey mouth.

I'm busy during the day, so I don't call my sister.

It's dark, don't be shy! Don't be shy, don't be shy!

My brother took my sister and you went to the Black Gelao. Oh, my sister, why did you fall into that cesspit?"

These sour lyrics have obviously been carefully adapted by the other party.

If you taste it carefully, their last sentence contains a warning and ridicule!!

That means: People from the Shilipu production team, please listen to me!

You idiots! Obviously in front of us, you are equivalent to aunts, and women are as weak and powerless.

If there's a fight all of a sudden, you'll just fall into the cesspit.

"Bang!"

Lao Li was so angry that he hit the dung bucket with his fist!

"puff--"

Li Jianlin, the militia captain who was carrying a gun, kicked away a lump of dirt in anger!!

Accountant Li lamented secretly: Everyone's morale is low. It's hard to lead this team.
To be continued...