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Chapter 613 More and more fun(1/2)

Now Cao Zigao has finally started to get into the role.

He became more and more emotional and fluent as he spoke, "At that time, behind Luo Xuan, a small wild boar was tied with a rope.

At that time, he had to point at the little wild boar and call it a weasel! Tell us about this Luo Xuan, is he talking nonsense when he opens his mouth? "

On Cao Zigao's face,

A surge of anger emerged, "I remember it very clearly. There was also a wolf cub lying on the wild boar at that time!"

Director Peng turned his head sideways,

Approaching the person next to him, the city leader whispered in his ear, "Leader Wang, it is said that you are also majoring in animal husbandry.

How can a little wolf cub lie on the back of a wild boar, and then there will be no harm between the two guys?"

Leader Wang shook his head, "Absolutely impossible! One pig, two bears and three tigers.

Wild boars have bad tempers and fierce temperaments.

Even if the wolf is full and doesn't want to hunt anymore, it's impossible for the wild boar to let the wild wolf get close to it."

Cao Zigao on the podium,

He was still talking endlessly about his personal experience, "At that time, I asked Luo Xuan to kill those two wild wolf cubs quickly!

To avoid attracting the wild wolves from Heisonggou, guess what Luo Xuan said at that time?"

There was silence under the stage...

What Cao Zigao said is really outrageous!

This is simply outrageous. Mom, open the door for outrageousness: The outrageous ones are all here!

these things,

It has far exceeded the limits of human cognition.

Now Cao Zigao actually asked, asking everyone to guess what Luo Xuan said at that time?

Riding on a horse!

Who can answer his evil questions?!

Cao Zigao raised his voice, "Do you know? Luo Xuan said at that time that those two wild wolf cubs... were rabbits he raised!"

"In my life, I have seen a lot of people who talk nonsense... Let's just say that Zi Ziwen in our production team, he is a liar..."

Yu Guijun next to him saw this,

Quickly cough twice, "Cough cough cough -"

This time, Cao Zigao finally understood exactly what Yu Guijun meant.

So he went on to state the matter, "At that time, Luo Xuan reached out and patted the head of the wild wolf cub, saying that the rabbit he raised... was really good?!

At that time I couldn't help it and started shouting with him!

As a result...I don’t know why, a wooden stick hit me on the head with a ‘bump’! Oh my boy, it hurts me to death.”

Now Cao Zigao,

He really got into the role completely.

In order to make my performance more realistic.

He even covered his forehead affectionately and took a few steps back...

Then he continued, "You beat me right then... The sky was full of stars! I could hear the chirping of sparrows."

Yu Guijun sighed, "What happened next?"

"later?"

Cao Zigao burst into tears, "Later...then my baby...was gone! Woohoo, I'm so miserable!"

"It's him, it's him! Luo Xuan did this!

"

The hatred of castration is no small matter.

Cao Zigao, who was already furious, didn't care at this moment. He pointed at Luo Xuan and yelled, "He destroyed my body. My body hurts, and my heart hurts even more... I'm in so much pain! Woo hoo hoo..."

among Bashu men,

Sometimes, there were fierce conflicts.

He would make a bet to the other party: Do you dare to bite me?

This all means to raise one's weak energy and express one's anger.

It's equivalent to the sentence in the north: What are you looking at?

Or what do you dare to do?!

As the men in Bashu say, "How dare you bite my beggars?" This sentence is actually a battle of loyalty.

It has no practical meaning.

I can only talk about it, but I can't actually do it...

But now, what Cao Zigao said has completely subverted everyone's three views!

Luo Xuan really chewed Cao Zigao's...that one?

No matter how stupid and hopeless a person is, he will not believe it: that thing is not sausage or sausage; nor is it ginseng or Ganoderma lucidum.

Who would be so greedy?

Yu Guijun took a deep breath.

Others don't believe it and find it incredible.

But Yu Guijun, just based on Cao Zigao's expression when he spoke, and the look in his eyes.

And when Cao Zigao repeated several times and talked about the painful experiences in the past.

every time,

Cao Zigao said exactly the same thing without any deviation.

In addition, Yu Guijun knew: Luo Xuan was a very evil person. What other incredible things could he not do?

Just think about those days!

When Yu Guijun and Luo Xuan lived in the same dormitory, didn't they secretly eat a little bit of Luo Xuan's rice?

And that guy Luo Xuan actually put croton in the rice bucket!

As a result, Yu Guijun was kept busy for three days and three nights...

therefore,

Yu Guijun actually believed in this matter.

The only thing that made Yu Guijun feel a little confused about this was: Where did Luo Xuan get such obedient wolf cubs and wild boars?

——However, this is not the point.

The point is:

Yu Guijun believes that Luo Xuan is definitely capable of letting wild boars eat up the treasure passed down by the great ancestor of Cao Zi!

But I saw the leaders on the stage and the people in the audience laughing and having fun.

When everyone didn't take Cao Zigao's bloody and tearful accusations seriously...

At this time, Yu Guijun,

Only then did I finally understand a truth: I really overestimated everyone's cognitive abilities...

"Xiao Yu."

Director Peng sitting on the stage,

At this point I really couldn't stand it anymore: I was so busy every day.

Today, Yu Guijun was invited to watch a farce!

Of course Director Peng wanted to see Luo Xuan in trouble, but in full view of everyone, what Cao Zigao said...

Alas, if you can't get on the stage, you really can't get on the stage.

Director Peng said, "Xiao Yu, is there any other evidence of the mistakes you committed against Comrade Luo Xuan?"

Yu Guijun nodded, "Comrade Cao Zigao, please tell me in public what happened yesterday when Luo Xuan came to threaten you."

In order to increase the credibility of what you say.

Yu Guijun also made a special statement: "Director Peng, Luo Xuan went to Comrade Cao Zigao's house yesterday.

He openly came to threaten Cao Zigao, a poor member of the production team... This was the first time I heard about the whole thing.

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To be continued...
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