Gu Wuyou didn't realize that the reason why the old Taoist also said some weird things was because he had heard him say it too much and subconsciously imitated it.

Normal people really don't do this.

The third brother from the village: "We can call you monk, but you can't. You have already accepted her as your teacher, so you have to call her master! It's just a monk, but calling her a 'female monk' is too disrespectful."

Lu Xuan's little face turned red from suppressing it.

Gu Wuyou: "I'm not talking about women..."

"No need to explain, it's not your fault that you have a big tongue." The third brother from the village interrupted him and bowed to Lu Xuan, "Master monk, my daughter is eight years old this year. She is smart, hard-working, and the key is to speak flexibly. Otherwise,

Can you take a look?"

The villagers collectively suddenly realized.

Let's just say that the third brother from the village has always had a bad mouth, but he is not a fool. How dare he be so presumptuous in front of the monks? He has an idea.

Improving the foundation and so on will be a matter for the future.

How many times can an ordinary person meet a monk in a lifetime? This "female monk" seems to have a good temper. The key is that she is easy to talk to. Everyone's children are more open-minded than a big-tongued little beggar.

Hula, all the villagers knelt down again.

"Sir, please help my boy take a look."

"My son is better than his daughter."

"My son has studied and is literate."

"My niece is extremely talented. She is taller than my sister-in-law when she is only ten years old. Her arms are as thick as her thighs. God rewards her with food. She was born to be a hunter... No, it is a monk's destiny!"

The crowd was furious, and Gu Wuyou was a little panicked.

He never expected that in order to solve the problem of villagers smashing the spaceship, he casually referred to Lu Xuan as a monk, which would actually cause a "discipleship incident".

The worst one is the third brother from the village.

If he hadn't taken the lead, no one else would have thought of this.

Gu Wuyou: "Shut up! You only see thieves eating meat but don't see thieves being beaten. How much hardship did Master Dao have to endure to have the opportunity he has today? Do you want your son or daughter to become a monk? Okay, first walk a few steps on it.

Thousands of miles.”

The villagers disagreed.

It makes no sense why a monk should endure hardship.

Lu Xuan cleared his throat: "Everyone, be quiet and listen to me."

It works so well, and the bird is instantly silent.

"As the saying goes, Tao can be Tao, but it is very Tao, uh..." Lu Xuan leaned into Gu Wuyou's ear and whispered, "Is there a Tao Te Ching in this world?"

"Of course there is. There is no Taoist ancestor, no Tao Te Ching, and you are still practicing."

Lu Xuan nodded, thinking that something was definitely wrong with this ghost place.

People speak Chinese, and there is the saying "Once a teacher, always a father", as well as the Taoist ancestors, the Tao Te Ching...

If the terrain scanned before the spacecraft crashed did not show that there were only two continents here, which were completely different from the earth, Lu Xuan would even suspect that the place she entered after a failed jump was not an alien world at all, but the ancient earth.

Of course, the earth has never had a history where monks became so popular and even founded a dynasty.

Lu Xuan continued: "Taoists are thieves! Birth, old age, sickness and death are natural laws. Monks go against heaven and steal life. There are too many thieves like this, and the world is damaged again and again, so that they do nothing. Those who do nothing have no name, and the world has no name."

There is a beginning, and the Tao goes on without end, so the beginning is the end, when the world is destroyed and the heaven and earth return to chaos."

Gu Wuyou was shocked.

The Shenxu Sect has lost its fundamental cultivation techniques, but its basic theory is still there, and it is the only thought that generations of descendants have been able to persist in.

The old Taoist led him to travel around the world, but it was not just a deception, otherwise persistence would be meaningless, and he would simply return to the secular world. Gu Wuyou has been instilled in Taoist philosophy by the old Tao since he was a child. At least in interpreting the Tao Te Ching, Gu Wuyou is by no means a rookie.

However, Lu Xuan spoke cracklingly, but he only understood half of it.

How to say it, four words: specious but not true.

It sounds reasonable, but if you think about it carefully, it seems wrong. But if you think about it more deeply, it seems to contain some profound mystery.

A Taoist priest like him is like this, let alone the villagers.

The third brother from the village: "What you mean is..."

"Your daughter, your son, and the niece on your arm who can race horses, all have no chance of being with this monk."

The villagers were greatly disappointed.

At the same time, I don’t understand why the little beggar is destined. Could it be that... a big tongue is an external manifestation of a good foundation?

But now that the monk has made his position clear, no one dares to plead anymore.

Lu Xuan pulled Gu Wuyou.

It's hard to fool them, so hurry up and leave. Otherwise, if something happens again later, this adventurer may not be able to withstand this accumulation of knowledge.

"Master, it's time to set off."

After performing the show to the end, Gu Wuyou didn't mind calling Lu Xuan master, since he wouldn't lose a piece of meat anyway.

Lu Xuan nodded, and the two of them walked hand in hand towards the entrance of the village.

The villagers no longer dared to stop him.

…

Rugged mountain road.

"You also practice Taoism?" Gu Wuyou looked at Lu Xuan carefully.

Lu Xuan: "Haha, I'll trim my eyebrows. After all, I'm a Taoist priest and a liar, so you won't be fooled by my nonsense, right?"

"Nonsense?"

"If you have a second uncle who is a Taoist priest in your family, he can't help but read a few more Taoist books. If I chew down a whole Taoist canon, will I talk nonsense? According to my observation, Taoist priests are all philosophers and they speak well.

, all of them are talents, if you just mix in some quotes from famous people, whoever hears them will not realize how powerful they are."

"So you actually don't understand what you said?"

"What do you think?"

"Okay." Gu Wuyou sighed, "Talk about nonsense, it seems that you are more professional than our master and apprentice. Earlier you said that you collected 84,000 kilograms of meteorite iron from the sky..."

"I'll teach you a clever Taoist priest. You can't go wrong by using numbers when trying to bluff people." Lu Xuan patted the backpack behind him, "My travel bag was designed by 16 world-class masters and hand-sewed by 32 professional tailors for 128 days.

Set with 64 genuine South African diamonds of 8 hearts and 8 arrows, the price is only 998!"

Gu Wuyou: "Awesome!"

…

Three days later, Yongfeng County.

"I'm hungry."

"It's a trivial matter." Gu Wuyou said confidently, "There is a wonton stall in the corner ahead. Come with me. It's time for Master Dao to show off his true skills."

The two of them walked to the wonton stall, and Gu Wuyou bowed to the stall owner and said: "Hello, this believer, Gu Wuyou, the headmaster of the poor Taoist Shenxu Sect, my Shenxu Sect has a heritage of 84,000 years, and has accumulated a total of

There are 45 immortals, 3,792 members of the sect at its peak, 263 golden elixirs, 96 Nascent Souls, 13 gods or above..."

The stall owner was in awe: "You are a monk!"

Gu Wuyou: "Yeah."

Stall owner: "Little old man, I've met the adults."

The monk is aloof and would not find him a wonton seller for no reason. I am afraid it is not an opportunity! I am approaching old age, could it be said that I still have a chance to become a monk?

Gu Wuyou waved his hand: "No need to be polite."

Stall owner: "I didn't know you were looking for me..."

Gu Wuyou: "Pindao and Shi...mei, please ask the believers for some food."

Stall owner: "What?"

Gu Wuyou: "We are hungry... Well, we have been fasting for nine days and nine nights, and our self-cultivation has increased by a full 1%. This practice has been a complete success. I want to come to your place to have something to eat."

The stall owner looked at him suspiciously: "Are you really a monk?"

"Don't I look like that?"

"Ha, I remember!" The stall owner suddenly raised his voice, startling Wuyou, "You damn liar, you ran away without paying for the wontons last time, and you still dare to come here. Where is the old man with you?

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Chapter completed!