Chapter 003 Dare to Straighten Your Tongue(1/2)
Gu Wuyou supported Lao Dao and walked into the "Immortal Boat" through the portal.
The first thing that caught his eye were rows of cabinets shining with all kinds of brilliance. Kongde was excited at the time: "I'm afraid it's full of immortal treasures! Your master said that the immortal treasures have spirits, and sure enough, they were
Even if you put it in a cabinet, it can’t cover up its brilliance.”
Gu Wuyou didn't refute Lao Dao, he was also dazzled.
The light seemed to have a certain pattern, giving Gu Wuyou a strange sense of familiarity, but in any case, in Gu Wuyou's world view, objects that can shine by themselves are usually not ordinary.
Even if the other party is not a god, he must be an expert.
Maybe Master really can save me.
The two walked through a corridor that was not too long, and a small semicircular hall appeared in front of them.
There were more shining objects here, and Gu Wuyou was finally sure that the light was indeed regular, because he saw rows of symbols flowing from top to bottom on some objects, with Chinese characters mixed in among them.
The most eye-catching thing is actually the big red characters on the left that keep flashing:
Warning! Warning!
"You're here." A voice sounded from the corner.
Both the master and the disciple were startled, and then they noticed that there was a person lying against the wall in the corner. Is this the immortal who descended to earth? The old Taoist couldn't help but think of what his apprentice had said before. The immortal looked really miserable.
Gu Wuyou hesitated and said: "Fairy?"
It was different from what he expected. It was a woman. But it didn't matter when he thought about it. It's not like only men can cultivate to become immortals. It's just that the other person was unexpectedly young. Judging from the body shape and appearance, she was just a little girl of thirteen or fourteen years old.
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"Do you know me?" The other person's face showed surprise.
Gu Wuyou laughed: "How is that possible..."
"That's right." The girl shook her head, "Let me introduce myself. I'm Lu Xuan. My buddy is also out for adventure, right? What the hell is this place? The old man next to you can speak Chinese, and people outside can also speak Chinese.
Chinese."
"..." Gu Wuyou looked at her, "Do you dare to straighten your tongue first?"
You are a fairy, so you can speak with a big tongue?
"You little bastard, shut up." Kong De glared at his apprentice and smiled apologetically at the girl Lu Xuan, "You are a god, don't be as knowledgeable as this kid."
What's wrong with the big tongue? She is a fairy and has the right to be willful.
"We are communicating with fellow villagers, you native, don't interrupt!" As a result, Lu Xuan did not understand the old man's sentiments at all.
Compatriot? Aboriginal? Comte was immediately confused. What is she talking about?
Turning around to look at his apprentice, Gu Wuyou also looked dazed.
Lu Xuan waved his hand and said to Gu Wuyou: "Forget it, save your life first. Please help me get the first aid kit, which is under the console."
"You are hurt?"
Gu Wuyou suddenly realized, "So it's not because you're pretending to be an immortal, but you can't get up?"
"I'll give you a clue." Lu Xuan rolled his eyes, "What kind of god? Where did the god come from? You are afraid of exposing your identity, so you can just chime in with the old Taoist priest. We have already met, why are you pretending to be a little chick?"
Gu Wuyou was confused: "Why can't I understand what you say?"
Conde was excited: "The immortal really knows the Taoist priest!"
Lu Xuan: "I'm not blind. How can I not recognize you in a Taoist robe? It's just a bit worn, but this thing doesn't look good even if it's brand new. You monks have always had weird aesthetics."
Comte: "You still know about monks!"
The title of monk has long ceased to exist in China.
Conde suspected that he and his apprentice might be the last two Taoist priests in China, and they had not disappeared completely. He had never seen the legendary monks in his life.
Whether this girl is a fairy or not is another matter, but she is definitely not a monk.
That's right, the old man is not stupid either.
He had previously suspected that the fairy boat was just a monk's magic weapon, and the person inside was a monk. But this did not prevent him from asking to see the other party. It was not that he expected to get a pill to save his life, but he had other ideas.
It is impossible for a monk to know a Taoist priest.
The old man still wanted to speak, but Lu Xuan got angry: "The spaceship crashed. I was injured and couldn't move. I didn't have enough information and I didn't dare to open the door for help. I finally waited for a friend to come and I was in a hurry to save my life. Do you dare to wait first, old bastard?"
"
Kongde was overjoyed to be called an "old bastard". She even knew the Taoist priest's...ahem, nickname!
Conde quickly bowed and said: "I will obey the law."
Lu Xuan looked at Gu Wuyou.
Gu Wuyou: "What is the console...?"
"..." Lu Xuan Yangtian sighed, "You are too good at pretending. I heard you call the old man Master before. Have you been on this broken planet for a long time? Forget it, there is the console over there. Open the cabinet door below.
,Password 9527.”
Gu Wuyou walked to the so-called console despite being confused, squatted down, and then...
"There is no 9527." Gu Wuyou turned to look at her helplessly, "There are only four rows of strange symbols without any numbers."
"Ah——" Lu Xuan held his head.
Is this female driver going to die on this broken planet?
She can control the door opening with her voice. The first aid kit is an entity. There are no auxiliary robots or anything like that on the spaceship, so she can't get it.
Gu Wuyou said "You have the ability to come down to earth and open the door", which made Lu Xuan think that he was a little friend from the earth. A hapless guy like her could be regarded as a fellow villager on this alien planet. A fellow countryman meets a fellow countryman, even if he is not
Weeping, we won't hurt each other, right? So we risked opening the door and letting Gu Wuyou in.
Unexpectedly, this lunatic kept pretending to be stupid.
Lu Xuan looked resigned to his fate: "Forget it, you just have to figure it out. If you die, your milk will fall to the sky, but if you don't die, you will die for tens of millions of years."
Gu Wuyou stared at the code plate for a moment, then tentatively reached out and pressed four times.
Ding dong, the cabinet door opened.
Gu Wuyou suddenly looked at Lu Xuan: "I pressed the right button...why?"
Lu Xuan rolled his eyes: "Because you are an Oscar winner, have won a lifetime achievement award, and have stepped on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Don't be stunned. Get the first aid kit quickly!"
Gu Wuyou took out a small box: "This?"
"What do you think?"
Gu Wuyou brought the first aid box to Lu Xuan.
Lu Xuan didn't expect him to help anymore. This bastard liked to pretend, so he could continue to pretend. I'll do it myself. She gritted her teeth and moved one leg away, and then Gu Wuyou realized that both of her legs were broken.
Lu Xuan opened the first aid kit and took out two syringes.
He straightened his legs, inserted two needles, and injected milky white liquid.
"Ah~ it feels so good!" Lu Xuan threw away the syringe and relaxed completely. He leaned there and stared blankly, looking inexplicably satisfied.
The master and apprentice looked at each other.
Kongde spoke cautiously: "Immortal..."
"Don't yell." Lu Xuan interrupted him, "I have a name, my name is Lu Xuan."
Kong Dexin said, the female fairy is the collective name of a group, why did it become your name? This is too shameless... Stop it! The fairy knows everything, if she can hear her own voice, wouldn't she be offended?
He smiled flatteringly: "It's all the same, haha."
Gu Wuyou: "Master, please don't rush to flatter me, something is wrong. Hey, your surname is Lu Mingxuan, right?"
Lu Xuan: "Nonsense."
Gu Wuyou: "So you are not a fairy at all?"
Lu Xuan: "Do you dare to straighten your tongue first?"
Gu Wuyou was very disappointed.
Although he never believed in the existence of gods, the "immortal boat" or "bird" that descended from the sky made such a big noise, and the decorations inside were incredible. He thought he was wrong and that the master could be saved.
Of course, the other party is not a god, and the master may be able to save him.
The old Taoist's disease is not well treated by ordinary doctors, which does not mean that the monk has nothing to do. It is just that the master and the disciple cannot come into contact with the monk who is above them.
So Gu Wuyou asked: "So you are a monk?"
Lu Xuan was delighted: "Aren't you two just that? Taoist priests and monks are all cultivators, or monks for short. Although you generally don't call yourself that, it's generally the honorific title given to you by everyone who respects and respects other worldly masters who have cultivated their abilities."
Gu Wuyou: "Cultivation, haha."
"You have no cultivation level?"
"This really doesn't exist."
"Then what kind of Taoist priest are you?" Lu Xuan looked confused.
To be continued...