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Chapter 012 I Bleed For Humanity(1/2)

Qiu Guofu was dumbfounded at that time.

To be honest, I can't blame Miss Sun. Anyone who knows that soap is made of lard will probably associate it with food.

But this thing is really not edible!

In order to avoid suspicion, Qiu Guofu did not watch the soap-making process, but he heard with his own ears that Lu Xuan said that plant ash was needed to make soap, and the stove was burned all afternoon. In other words, there was not only lard in this soap -

Lard can't clean dirt either.

There are plant ash in the soap.

Miss Sun took it and licked it, not wanting to hear what Qiu Guofu had to say. What could Qiu Guofu do? He was also very desperate.

Gu Wuyou wanted to laugh but didn't dare, his face turned red from holding back.

Lu Xuan looked at Miss Sun as if she was crazy.

"Look at it, it really doesn't taste good." Miss Sun's face darkened, "Are you trying to humiliate my Shangguan family by deceiving Shopkeeper Qiu with this kind of garbage?"

Lu Xuan said seriously: "Just lick the skin. You can taste its deliciousness. The flesh inside is delicious. It is smooth and sweet in the mouth. Well, it can also detoxify and nourish the skin. If you don't believe me, take a bite and try it."

"Really?" Miss Sun picked up the soap again with doubt.

"No!"

"Keep your mouth soft!"

Qiu Guofu and Gu Wuyou shouted at the same time.

Qiu Guofu didn't want Miss Sun to be deceived, but Gu Wuyou was thinking about his own safety. He couldn't understand what Lu Xuan was thinking, but it could be seen from Qiu Guofu's respectful attitude towards Miss Sun that this woman's

I'm afraid his identity is unusual.

Trick her into taking a bite of soap, and then what?

She was so angry that we were the two unlucky ones.

Miss Sun took the soap away from her mouth, looked at Gu Wuyou in confusion, and then looked back at Qiu Guofu: "What's wrong?"

Qiu Guofu secretly sighed, this person is really very resolute!

Before Qiu Guofu finished speaking, he picked up the soap and licked it. It was almost the same now. He shouted fast enough, and the soap almost touched his mouth...

Qiu Guofu: "Soap is not for eating."

Miss Sun: "Isn't it made of lard?"

Qiu Guofu: "Also mixed with some plant ash..."

Miss Sun stood stunned for a moment, then suddenly retched several times and spat on the ground desperately.

Lu Xuan burst out laughing.

"Asshole!" Miss Sun glared at Lu Xuan, "You are looking for death!"

Lu Xuan spread his hands: "Let's be honest, you picked it up and licked it without saying a word, does it have anything to do with me?"

Miss Sun was so angry that she couldn't refute.

It was indeed her own decision before and she couldn't blame anyone. As for Lu Xuan tricking her into taking a bite, she wasn't fooled.

Gu Wuyou pulled Lu Xuan and asked in a low voice: "Do you have a grudge against her?"

Lu Xuan shook his head: "I don't even know her."

"Well, you are not from China, so I don't understand. Why do you want to trick her into eating soap?"

"Because she has information."

"What?"

"You don't understand." Lu Xuan said with a face full of vicissitudes of life, "This explorer also experienced rough waters, but now he has become a bean sprout. God is so unfair!"

Gu Wuyou was confused: "What waves, what bean sprouts...what do you want to express?"

"She means she is stunted." Miss Sun sneered and looked at Lu Xuan contemptuously, "Give up, little girl, I was already very talented when I was your age, so you will never have a chance in this life.

Death is also a matchstick."

Miss Sun's explanation was "easy to understand", and Gu Wuyou understood it right away.

Lu Xuan said that she was actually older than Gu Wuyou because the spaceship crashed into Middle Earth and inexplicably shrunk.

To be honest, Gu Wuyou has always been dubious, because Lu Xuan's performance is not consistent with her claim to be in her twenties. Unless a Chinese woman is destined to become a monk, children in their twenties can be so naive. How can Lu Xuan be so naive?

Here is a typical example.

Just because Miss Sun has more information than she does, and because of jealousy and hatred, she deceives others into eating soap without considering the consequences at all. This little brat does things so impulsively.

However, the two of them used a set of adjectives, such as "material", "waves", bean sprouts, and firewood sticks, which amazed Gu Wuyou. What's more interesting is that Lu Xuan didn't say a word about body shape, but Miss Sun listened immediately.

Understand.

"Firewood Stick" was furious: "Sun, you are so vicious!"

"You asked for it, you deserve it." Miss Sun paused, "Also, my surname is not Sun."

Qiu Guofu smiled bitterly secretly, and explained to Lu Xuan bravely: "Miss Sun's name is Shangguan Yi, and she is the granddaughter of the head of the family."

"Then why do you call her Miss Sun? She should be called Yi... Okay, I understand."

His name has the sound "YI" in it, which can really bully people sometimes.

"For the sake of you calling me aunt, I don't know as much as you do." Shangguan Yi waved her hand magnanimously.

Gu Wuyou rolled his eyes, well, this one is quite childish.

Does it make sense to pay lip service?

"As for cooperation, I think it's better to forget it." Shangguan Yi glanced at the soap on the table with disgust, "It's dirty, and it's not a good thing at first glance."

Then you come up and lick it? Lu Xuan cursed.

Qiu Guofu was anxious: "Miss Sun, please think twice, soap is really a good thing."

If Lu Xuan was not lying, he added in his mind.

Wealthy families pay more attention to the use of money. Even if the soap is as good as Lu Xuan said, to be honest, it is not a big deal not to do this business. As a young lady of the Shangguan family, Shangguan Yi can not care about the loss.

However, Qiu Guofu couldn't help but care.

After all, he is also the shopkeeper of Shunfeng Grocery Store.

Although the Shangguan family has not set any "performance targets" for him, a grocery store owner who can make money is certainly more valued by the family.

Shangguan Yi shook his head decisively: "It doesn't matter, I hate them."

This is a very good and sufficient reason.

Qiu Guofu looked at the middle-aged man next to him for help.

The middle-aged man smiled and said: "Miss Sun, please be patient. You might as well take a look at what this...soap is used for."

Shangguan Yi thought for a while: "Okay then."

The words of a middle-aged man are obviously more effective than those of Qiu Guofu.

Qiu Guofu secretly breathed a sigh of relief, walked to the table, picked up the soap, winked at Lu Xuan, and asked, "How should I use this soap?"

For Lu Xuan, nothing is more important than sharing a bed.

"It's very simple. First wet your hands with water, apply soap, scrub for a while, and finally rinse them off."

Qiu Guofu asked a waiter to bring a basin of water and tested it on the spot.

As a shopkeeper, Qiu Guofu usually pays attention to personal hygiene and keeps his hands relatively clean. But after washing off the soap, the astringency on his hands and the turbidity of the water in the basin prove that the effect of soap is far better than dry rubbing.

And rice water.

"It's indeed amazing!" Qiu Guofu stroked the back of his hand and exclaimed.

Shangguan Yi was dubious: "Is it that good?"

Qiu Guofu encouraged: "Miss Sun, you might as well try it yourself."

"I won't do it. The ash from the vegetation is so dirty." Shangguan Yi looked around and waved to a waiter, "Come here and try washing your face."

The guy's face was covered in dust when he was counting the goods.

Under Lu Xuan's guidance, the waiter washed his face and hands with soap. The water in the basin became invisible and turned black as if it had been poisoned. The old gray on the waiter's face was also washed away, and his face became instantly transformed.

Become a pretty boy.

This effect is much more obvious than that of Qiu Guofu.

Shangguan Yi is eager to try.

The middle-aged man smiled, waved his hand and said, "Change the water in the basin for Miss Sun."

The waiter changed a basin of clean water, and Shangguan Yi picked up the soap and started washing her hands. At this time, she didn't think the plant ash was dirty. Of course, there was no plant ash in the soap, but Lu Xuan would definitely not explain it, because the natives couldn't understand.

There is no need for Lu Xuan's guidance, Shangguan Yi sees it clearly.

After washing his hands, Shangguan Yi, like Qiu Guofu, couldn't help but touch the back of his hands and feel the novel astringency.
To be continued...
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