I saw Pan Shilong say this to me, and replied: "You are the bad guy, I'm going to kill you!"

Pan Shilong: "You are so arrogant now, and you will die in public when the time comes!"

I said, "Then Zhu Su might be a man. It's very possible that he was played by my classmate Wan Fei. He just wanted to see the fool I would make after I became sincere."

Pan Shilong: "Wan Fei pretended to be Zhu Su and fell in love with you, and then asked you to see him propose. Oh my, what a good brother, so inhumane~~!"

Me: "Look at how bad you are, why don't you go to heaven?"

Pan Shilong: "Why do I feel that your Adam's apple has been shaking when you said this?"

Me: "Will your Adam's apple tremble?"

Pan Shilong opened the green tea again and took a sip: "Look, it's shaking again!"

Me: "Go away! Can the game still be fun?"

Pan Shilong: "Yes!"

After a while, Pan Shilong clicked the mouse: "What the hell, can the game still be fun? It crashed again. It's all because of your absent-mindedness."

My gunman hadn't hung up yet, so I said, "Hey, I'm going to buy a pack of cigarettes. I'll buy a pack of gold and white sand. It suits my temperament. I want to smoke a few!"

Pan Shilong looked at me. Normally he would have pushed me around and refused to take action. But today he didn't hesitate. He took off his headphones and went to buy cigarettes.

After a while, Pan Shilong threw his cigarette next to my keyboard.

"Where's the lighter? If you don't give me a lighter when you buy cigarettes, it's like not being allowed into the bridal chamber when you get married - you're so anxious that you take off your pants, you know?"

Pan Shilong chuckled: "Brother Han, I have not appreciated anything else for so many years, but I appreciate you a little bit."

I didn't fall for his trick and said, "Do you know about comets?"

Pan Shilong: "I know!"

Me: "Did you know that a comet hit the earth?"

Pan Shilong: "What the hell? If you have anything to say, just say it. I don't understand astronomy."

Me: "You're bigger than the crater when a comet hits the earth. You bastard. You've been talking for so long. Where's the lighter?"

Pan Shilong muttered and ran to buy another lighter. When he came back, he found that I was already smoking a cigarette.

"It's fun to play with me, isn't it? You idiot, I was running around, and you didn't tell me you had a lighter."

Me: "I borrowed the fire from my brother next door, and I rely on you to support me in my old age. No one will care about me even if I die."

Pan Shilong sat down and put on his headphones: "I will definitely not care about you after you die - your mother, you took advantage of me."

Me: "I will take advantage of Confucius, as long as I am happy."

Pan Shilong: "I really fucking admire you. Every time you encounter something, you can't help but look like a bull."

I took a deep breath from the cigarette, blew out smoke rings one after another, and said, "I haven't learned anything in the past two years, I just learned how to chain smoke rings."

Pan Shilong: “You also learned how to love online!”

Me: "Get out!"

After a while.

Pan Shilong: "You should die quickly, I'm so bored waiting."

Me: "What a good brother, I hope I die soon, you idiot!"

Pan Shilong: "Hey, hey, you are getting more and more vulgar now. Did you read your book from a pornographic book?"

My gunner's ammunition expert died. I let go of the mouse and leaned back on the sofa chair: "You tell me whether I should go tomorrow or not."

Pan Shilong: "You won't suffer any loss if you go, and you won't be fooled if you go. Don't miss it when you pass by. Netizens all get eight yuan, all eight yuan."

I:"……"

Pan Shilong: "Do you still want to play?"

Me: "What are you so anxious about? Aren't our companies both on holiday? We'll fight until dawn!"

Pan Shilong: "Then I'll ask for some barbecue. What do you want?"

There is a list of fast-food late-night snacks posted on the table.

Me: "Oysters, butter, scallops, leeks, mutton skewers..."

I reported a lot in one breath.

Pan Shilong: "Just these few things every time, aren't you afraid of taking too much and eating yourself up?"

Me: "Who pays the bill today?"

Pan Shilong thought for a moment: "It's your turn today."

Me: "I suddenly feel that what you just said makes sense, so let's make it vegetarian, grilled eggplant, corn, potato chips, mushrooms..."

Pan Shilong picked up his cell phone, entered the phone number on the order, and said while dialing: "Stop, stop, stop, you're so stingy - feed the boss, order two large chicken drumsticks, half a dozen oysters, half a dozen scallops, and a dozen butter.

, four skewers of leeks, a grilled eggplant, four skewers of potato slices, um, a dozen more of the mutton skewers, if you have any crispy bones, a dozen too, how much is it? Okay, then two more fried rice noodles, ok, free.

Arrive at table 27, um, my name is Gou, it’s enough to eat, I’ll go, I’m not a doggy dog, it’s enough, okay, thank you.”

After hanging up the phone, Pan Shilong turned his head and looked at me.

I stared at him for several seconds, and he looked at me provocatively, thinking that I felt sorry for him and ordered a lot of food, but what I was thinking about was the meeting with Zhu Su.

Me: "To be honest, I am actually not mentally prepared yet. Although I have become somewhat dependent on her and feel that she is a very nice person, I sometimes chat with her until the early hours of the morning."

Pan Shilong: "It's just a netizen, I don't know if it's a boy or a girl, maybe it's a dog!"

Me: "It would be great if it were a real dog."

Pan Shilong: "Gou Mao, just pretend that you are going to attend Wan Fei's proposal. You can also watch the opening ceremony in a high-end hotel. The big screen will definitely be fun. How can I go if you don't go?"

Me: “Have you weighed yourself recently?”

Pan Shilong: "Didn't we weigh ourselves together last time? I weighed 163 pounds and you weighed 126 pounds."

Me: "Then take off your face and you'll be the same weight as me."

Pan Shilong: "Can you not be skinny? What does it matter if you go? Could it be that you are still thinking about Lin Xiaojuan heartily? Let me tell you, some things will be over when they are over. It's just a meeting. Tomorrow is Wan Fei's proposal, and again

I’m not asking you to propose, you are afraid of hair."

Me: "Actually, the most important thing is that I am not a womanizer anymore."

Pan Shilong: "You said the same thing last time I took you to Dongguan."

Me: "It's not you who caused this, this is a stain on my life."

Pan Shilong: “It is our duty to contribute to the GDP of our brother cities.”

Me: "I don't know why, but I always feel sorry for Lin Xiaojuan."

Pan Shilong was so angry that he picked up the Baisha cigarette case and hit me, saying: "You are the most idiotic and bitch man I have ever seen. When you were watching the runway show in Dongguan, you almost had hyperthyroidism. Why didn't you feel sorry for Lin Xiaojuan?"

I said: "At that time, I felt that she was sorry for me..."

The two of them played games and bickered all night in the Internet cafe, and ate midnight snacks three times. I was surprised by the number of times Pan Shilong ate midnight snacks. He defeated me with two reasons.

"One, I eat three meals during the day and the same time at night. Why can't I eat three meals?"

"Two, I'm still growing. Men swim slowly in their thirties, and I still need to grow taller."

Well, foodies always have reasons and excuses for eating.

When daybreak was about to break, Zhu Su came online again in the game, reminding us that we must arrive at Dameisha before 6 p.m. The banquet of Wanfei starts at 6:30 p.m., and the Olympic opening ceremony begins at 8 p.m. Don't miss it.

I checked the almanac and it said that August 8th was a good day for marriage and not for proposals or engagements. I carried a gun and stood in the game and said to Zhu Su, "Won't Wan Fei watch this date?"

Zhu Su said, Wan Fei's family has calculated it based on the horoscopes, so you don't have to worry about it. Just come on time, and then go offline.

There were so many people staying at the Internet cafe last night that the private rooms were full. Only in the morning did people start getting off the plane. Pan Shilong and I chose a private room and fell asleep.

I slept until about one o'clock in the afternoon, when I was woken up by Pan Shilong's slap.

"Brother Han, Brother Han, let's go!"

I was confused: "What are we going to do? I still want to sleep for a while."

Pan Shilong: "I'm hungry, let's go and eat."

I:"……"

Pan Shilong: "Get up, don't go to sleep. After eating, you have to go back to Xili to change clothes. Are you going to attend a marriage proposal ceremony like this?"

The way I looked at him at that time was as follows:

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Pan Shilong pulled me out of the Internet cafe. When I got to the side of the road, I realized: "Where is the car? The bicycle is still on top."

Pan Shilong: "I'm familiar with the Internet cafe owner, and I've made an agreement with him to pick it up in the evening or tomorrow."

Pedestrians are hurrying on the street, and occasionally a cool breeze blows in the air. Today's weather is not particularly hot. The weather forecast says it may rain lightly tonight. The opening ceremony of the Olympic Games is held at eight o'clock tonight. How can it rain?

Pan Shilong took me to a seat at the Hunan restaurant downstairs from the Internet cafe.
To be continued...